Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Had]

View attachment 2673739

Why would you be mad about someone posting a fake dox?
If I didn't think it was real before now I do

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Why would you be mad about someone posting a fake dox?
If I didn't think it was real before now I do

Exactly why did he respond in such a panic trying to convince everyone it's not true? Now I'm excited to see pictures of May as a (pregnant) "sandwich artist".

 

[LordOdin]

Didn't may herself say she worked at subway?

 

[SargonF00t]

Didn't may herself say she worked at subway?

PPP made it up, but May did say she had a job somewhere, but didn't name her employer.

 

[Bepis]

PPP made it up, but May did say she had a job somewhere, but didn't name her employer.

She works down at the track and hubby comes down every day to bet on her races

 

[An automatic clown]

It will forever be funny that there is a clip of her actually saying she would never date someone like Ralph. Yet here we are and she's carrying his fucking demon spawn!
I'm trying to figure out who is dating a step down in this situation? I mean they're both ugly on the inside and outside.

 

[veri]

"I am the anime girl I want to molest!!"
View attachment 2672777
Twitter Archive

The more I see of her, the more I can only see a horse.

she was doomed from the start

 

[veri]

Very late, but agree.

Ralph has a certain Twitter ‘template’ he uses. He probably stole it from that Boogie creature. They write some boring BS in the main body of the tweet Then they skip a line and end the tweet with a one-sentence zinger.

Almost every damn time.

yeah even the style of writing and “i don’t give a damn” in particular sounds like something typed with gunt hooves

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

What's worse: some spergs faildoxing your pregnant trad fiance's job, or you leaving your pregnant trad fiance so you can go to Vegas for the third time in a month? Ralph's also probably fucking Luvisafourletterword because he cheated on Ade with Faith and Faith with Pantsu.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hi Ralph. Stop being a bitch and reply directly. We are your audience. Attention is our only currency.
Keep dancing for us.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Hi Ralph. Stop being a bitch and reply directly. We are your audience. Attention is our only currency.
Keep dancing for us.

I think I've personally gotten him to dance at least twice. It'd be sad if it weren't so funny and he didn't deserve it after treating everyone he's known like absolute shit.

 

[Jack Awful]

PPP made it up, but May did say she had a job somewhere, but didn't name her employer.

So if Ralph lied about May having no job he likely lied about Subway. If it was fake why respond?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Didn't may herself say she worked at subway?

She is probably like Sammy, doesn’t last for more than 2 weeks or a month max at a job before she gets fired for being a retard or for starting drama

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Two unemployed adults with a baby on the way and several addictions.
A quick and easy way to finance your terrible lifestyle choices would be the TTS route Ralph. It’s a win-win for everyone.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Two unemployed adults with a baby on the way and several addictions.
A quick and easy way to finance your terrible lifestyle choices would be the TTS route Ralph. It’s a win-win for everyone.

Cue the Keem Nigger Nigger song.

 

[SargonF00t]

So if Ralph lied about May having no job he likely lied about Subway. If it was fake why respond?

Who knows the mind of Der Guntermensch?

 

[Kup]

Two unemployed adults with a baby on the way and several addictions.
A quick and easy way to finance your terrible lifestyle choices would be the TTS route Ralph. It’s a win-win for everyone.

They need to fill the imminent void left by Baked and become full-time IRL streamers. Wire up the crack shack into a streamer house and bank off their nightmare lives.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

From what I understand Births are very expensive in the USA do subway or their franchises carry any kind of insurance plan for their employees? Last I read a birth can cost anywhere up to $45K which is close to what Ralph has or had in his savings depending on how much he has lost on his recent Vegas outings. I don’t see any company covering Ralph given his obvious health and unless may has a plan covered by her family someone might come to collect.

 

[6thRanger]

Inside Ralph's head/shower arguments with Ayylogs:

"You spergs here on the fan forum just don't get it. I pay every single bill with the winnings from my successful gambling alone. May is taken care of, like a real man does. You spergs wouldn't know anything about that lol. You're delusional incels. This doesn't even include running a very successful show twice a day. Stay mad. The gay ops you and kid diddler Josh Moon come up with will never work! Tell em Gator. Have fun seething.

You
Can't
Abort
The
Retort
!

*Dolphin noises* "

One of the things that makes him fantastic is how openly delusional he is about his position in life. This man is really the alpha wigger. Outstanding.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So if Ralph lied about May having no job he likely lied about Subway. If it was fake why respond?

The ugly truth of his existence gets under his skin so damn bad, but he feels better if he can try to refute some tiny detail in an attempt to lessen the sting and pretend an insignificant detail can make him squeal “it’s naught tru!!”

The truth is Ralph’s pregnant girlfriend needs to work to support the household. Ralph has been pissing what bit of money he has to soothe his ego like a typical dumb wigger.

Ralph is really torn between his true north and his aspirational ideas. His true north, aka wigger brain, tells him he’s supposed to find a woman and live off her welfare benefits and HUD subsidies like a Kang. Only chumps support bitches. His tiny aspirational meme brain whispers a real successful trad man makes enough for his wife to stay at home, raise lots of his kids and make him food.

Regardless of his confused thinking he’s an extremely depressed and angry man who needs to drink/take drugs and gamble to even feel a smidgen of happiness. He just needs to forget the trad ideals because he’s already made his choice. Ralph is chasing fleeting highs at a steep cost and will be broke enough to live like a wigger Kang on May’s single mom welfare benefits in 2022, just like until 2020 he lived off Mama Sandra’s disability benefits his entire adult life.

He couldn’t even manage one whole year without a woman carrying most of the responsibilities and burdens for his pathetic fat ass.