Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Iron Father]

phil seems to use the word mentally ill a lot when referring to his detractors.

the definiton of mentally ill is essentially. any disease of the mind; the psychological state of someone who has emotional or behavioral problems serious enough to require psychiatric intervention

he cant confirm that. a better word would be Obsessed or something.

It's one of his favorite gaslighting tactics.

 

[Gekks]

I'd really like to know where Phil got the idea to describe something as 'real-adult' from. I feel like it was probably something his parents used when he was a kid (like telling him he would someday grow up to have a "real-adult house'") and for whatever reason it just stuck with him.

I'd also like to know where he got the idea to describe Schwann's food as 'homecooked meals' (AKA meals you cook at home).

 

[PieceofShet]

I'd really like to know where Phil got the idea to describe something as 'real-adult' from. I feel like it was probably something his parents used when he was a kid (like telling him he would someday grow up to have a "real-adult house'") and for whatever reason it just stuck with him.

I'd also like to know where he got the idea to describe Schwann's food as 'homecooked meals' (AKA meals you cook at home).

From his parents. They were keep telling him a real mature adult has a house, a job and a family. And is straight. They probably saw him attracted to males when he was young so now he stuck in the fukin closet.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

From his parents. They were keep telling him a real mature adult has a house, a job and a family. And is straight. They probably saw him attracted to males when he was young so now he stuck in the fukin closet.

Don't forget that real adults also have landline phones.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Phil calling his detractors mentally ill is just a tactic used to not address any of their argument, it's just how everyone someone used to be a fan and is not anymore that person HAS GONE INSANE!. If someone is insane that means nothing of what they say has basis on reality and therefore there is no point arguing with them.

He also uses logical wrong,he was talking about how he will play the DLCs of a game in order and instead of saying that he said "I'll be doing whatever the next logical game is in order" Just say I'll play them in order,no reason to add logical in there for no reason.

One of the reasons why I can't listen to raw Phil is not only his lies and general autism,it's also the fact he can't speak properly,he is always using words wrong,adding extra words for no reason, repeating words (saying things like "this-this"), doing random sounds (Once I wrote how he said BRAAAAAWAAAAAAA in the middle of a sentence for no reason), doing a narcissistic laugh as to imply a situation is ridiculous ,using verbal crutches like "uhhhh" and "like", you have to be kinda dented to listen to him talk and not get annoyed after a couple of minutes.

Edit: I forgot to add how annoying it is for him to never stay still, doing things like rocking,moving his head,looking in all directions and gesticulating with his hands,just stay still you fucking dent,imagine talking to anyone IRL who does that.This is a good example of how it looks speed up:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil calling his detractors mentally ill is just a tactic used to not address any of their argument, it's just how everyone someone used to be a fan and is not anymore that person HAS GONE INSANE!. If someone is insane that means nothing of what they say has basis on reality and therefore there is no point arguing with them.

He also uses logical wrong,he was talking about how he will play the DLCs of a game in order and instead of saying that he said "I'll be doing whatever the next logical game is in order" Just say I'll play them in order,no reason to add logical in there for no reason.

One of the reasons why I can't listen to raw Phil is not only his lies and general autism,it's also the fact he can't speak properly,he is always using words wrong,adding extra words for no reason, repeating words (saying things like "this-this"), doing random sounds (Once I wrote how he said BRAAAAAWAAAAAAA in the middle of a sentence for no reason), doing a narcissistic laugh as to imply a situation is ridiculous ,using verbal crutches like "uhhhh" and "like", you have to be kinda dented to listen to him talk and not get annoyed after a couple of minutes.

Edit: I forgot to add how annoying it is for him to never stay still, doing things like rocking,moving his head,looking in all directions and gesticulating with his hands,just stay still you fucking dent,imagine talking to anyone IRL who does that.This is a good example of how it looks speed up:

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Is he streaming from a fucking dinghy in a thunderstorm? Good God, he needs to stay still.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Edit: I forgot to add how annoying it is for him to never stay still, doing things like rocking,moving his head,looking in all directions and gesticulating with his hands,just stay still you fucking dent,imagine talking to anyone IRL who does that.This is a good example of how it looks speed up:

When an innocent viewer sees this then Phil might just initiate a happy dance for this happy music minigame. But then the escalation happens and he doesn't know when the rocking stops being funny and leaves a puddle of cringe and autism.

Whenever Phil finds a snippet of "something to do" then he escalates it to maximum annoyance and it gets worse when he thinks this is funny and entertaining (or when his ego gets a push).
Dancing.
Singing.
Rocking.
Jokes (*big camera* NO!)
Begging.
Attacking individuals.
Food talk.
His 13 year legacy.

He doesn't know when to STOP because he can't control himself, he s the victim of his daily habits and rotten brain activities.
Except gameplay and doing his job, he can stop this quickly.

 

[Michael Janke]

"I'll be doing whatever the next logical game is in order"

did he mean to say chronological?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

“Flavorful” graphed:

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Since he did it again now, I noticed that recently he keeps using the word "successor" and he mispronounces it as "sussessor."
Valedictorian

 

[Iron Hamster]

Bricked: cause (a smartphone or other electronic device) to become completely unable to function, typically on a permanent basis.

Phailbricked: too lazy to try and figure out what he fucked up with an electronic device.

Law: a system of rules created and enforced through social or governmental institutions to regulate behavior

Phaillaw: someone doing whatever he doesn't like.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

“What’s hilarious about X is” = “I’m incredibly salty about X and am about to whine about it passive-aggressively, usually followed up with bitter laughter”

“No, really/And I mean that” = a verbal tic that comes from an incensed and/or salty pig before repeating whatever was said immediately before the tic.

 

[Reef-Raze]

Every time he mentions something about the websites he uses enforcing their TOS against him, he says it's against the law. Of course predicated under the idea that he is a contracted and salaried employee instead of another no name pleb that populates the userbase by the thousands.

 

[Iron Father]

“What’s hilarious about X is” = “I’m incredibly salty about X and am about to whine about it passive-aggressively, usually followed up with bitter laughter”

“No, really/And I mean that” = a verbal tic that comes from an incensed and/or salty pig before repeating whatever was said immediately before the tic.

He's so passive-aggressive. Such a bitch-made quality for a man to have. This is why people call him a Karen, other than because he loves firing off "to whom it may concern" emails.

 

[TankMelee]

"nickel and dime"

Normal humans: to overcharge a customer through an excessive amount of small fees

DSP: To live frugally.
"I'm not sittin' here on a pile of money, 'Oh, what can I blow it on today?' No! I'm nickel and diming my way through life right now!"

Especially ironic since he intends to bleed his fans via daily tips.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Visage, or in Phil speak, Vizedge.

 

[UncleTusky]

nickel and dime"

Normal humans: to overcharge a customer through an excessive amount of small fees

DSP: To live frugally.
"I'm not sittin' here on a pile of money, 'Oh, what can I blow it on today?' No! I'm nickel and diming my way through life right now!"

Oldie but a goodie, "unrealistic expectations"

Normies: Extremely high (or less commonly extremely low) expectations relative to what is reasonable.

Example: "DSP thought the bank might give him a home equity loan despite his mortgage and credit card debt, those are pretty unrealistic expectations if you ask me".

DSP (situation dependent): Expecting him to do beyond the bare minimum, or possibly even the bare minimum.

Example: "The people who expected me to finish the game I played on Patron's Choice had unrealistic expectations. Maybe we can make it a goal for a future month." This sentence was most commonly used when the Patron's Choice LP began months to over half a year after it had won the poll.

 

[MarilynMonster]

One word he missuses regularly that annoys me is "rationalize." It was misused during the bank leak debunk steam in the same sentence with another phrase he obviously doesn't know the meaning of. He said "when I explain away or rationalize one thing the trolls just move onto the next thing" Neither of those are pahsahtive terms, they are both things you do when you are lying.

Rationalize: attempt to explain or justify (one's own or another's behavior or attitude) with logical, plausible reasons, even if these are not true or appropriate.

 

[Michael Janke]

No! I'm nickel and diming my way through life right now!"

he kind of is nickel and diming his way through life.
he's just doing it to his paypigs and himself with gacha.

 

[Sup3r]

Every time he mentions something about the websites he uses enforcing their TOS against him, he says it's against the law. Of course predicated under the idea that he is a contracted and salaried employee instead of another no name pleb that populates the userbase by the thousands.

That's because he, like so many other "content creators" come from those kinds of backgrounds. There's a reason that they call people like him "partners" or "affiliates". But then he acts like he is on equal footing with the corporations that he "does business" with.