Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Draventren]

I'd really like to know where Phil got the idea to describe something as 'real-adult' from. I feel like it was probably something his parents used when he was a kid (like telling him he would someday grow up to have a "real-adult house'") and for whatever reason it just stuck with him.

I'd also like to know where he got the idea to describe Schwann's food as 'homecooked meals' (AKA meals you cook at home).

From his parents. They were keep telling him a real mature adult has a house, a job and a family. And is straight. They probably saw him attracted to males when he was young so now he stuck in the fukin closet.

I don't think it's from his parents, honestly. I think it's probably more to do with how he fed his brain growing up. We know he has weird perceptions about what the world is and I know a lot of the speculation is based on his inability to separate fiction and reality. I think he latched onto the concept of a real, mature adult from cartoons and simple movies. It wouldn't surprise me at all if real-adult was used as an affectation of a character from some obscure children's film that none of us have seen. It just feels too specific to have come from his parents saying it, though I could get the fixation on the word "mature" from his parents if they were telling him to grow up a lot while he was in high school/college. Unless his parents are just as alien as he is, it just doesn't seem like the sort of thing they, or anyone else, would say often enough for Phil to attach to it.

I should say, total speculation. I just think it smells right.

A more fun question though: has Phil ever referred to something as "real-adult" in person to a total normie outside of his autism tornado? You think he sent it as criteria to the realtor who was showing him houses?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

though I could get the fixation on the word "mature" from his parents if they were telling him to grow up a lot while he was in high school/college.

I'm having a hard time picturing that from the two who apparently found it not at all disconcerting that their son who graduated valedictorian somehow manages to not move out of the house until well into his 20's. Those two things don't add up, and should've raised a lot of questions for both of his parents. Perhaps they did with his father, but fat lot of god that kind of thing does when Linda is the one controlling everything because Dave is too much of a pussy.

I seriously blame him more than I do Linda, because a father who objects, but does nothing, is a fucking disgrace in my view. I hope he watches Phil's stream and hates himself for letting his boy down. Maybe he couldn't have saved him anyway, but he didn't know that. He owed it to himself, his son, and society in general to die trying.

Not that I let Linda completely off the hook, she's a fucking bitch, but clearly one could rip her a new one and she would just do like Phil and keep being a piece of shit. I get the feeling Dave's not like that. Phil's cowardice came from somewhere, and we know where his narcissism came from, Phil already told us.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

He just pronounced Lilo and Stitch as “Lie-lo and Stitch.”

 

[Frogga]

I was going through PigPigGo and came across an instance of Phil saying "sperging out" - not in 2010 or 2011, but just a couple months ago in the first part of his Deathloop playthrough

This is what he was referring to when he said "Adam West Batman going crazy, looking like he was all sperging out"

I checked PigPigGo for any other time he's said "sperg" and only came up with him talking about Asperger's or some people named "Respergu" and "Sperger King Whopper." I also checked the main thread for September 14th to see if anyone else brought it up, but didn't see anyone mention it.

Might not fit the theme of this thread, but it has to do with something he said so thought I'd archive it.

 

[PutridElephant]

Hire. I'm going to let him explain it himself.

Definition:
hire
verb
hired; hiring
Definition of hire (Entry 2 of 2)
transitive verb
1a: to engage the personal services of for a set sumhire a crew
b: to engage the temporary use of for a fixed sumhire a hall
2: to grant the personal services of or temporary use of for a fixed sumhire themselves out
3: to get done for payhire the mowing done
intransitive verb
: to take employmenthire out as a guide during the tourist season

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Keem is engaging Phil for personal services. Phil can say yes or no. Christ.

 

[Corpun]

I think he recently ranted and used the phrase "Penny Pinching" in reference to not having money and needing to save every last cent for groceries and bills.

The real definition of penny pinching or being called a penny pincher is to live frugally. Frugality is an antonym of Phil.

I might be misremembering however and he was saying something else. Don't have a clip though.

 

[PieceofShet]

I think he recently ranted and used the phrase "Penny Pinching" in reference to not having money and needing to save every last cent for groceries and bills.

The real definition of penny pinching or being called a penny pincher is to live frugally. Frugality is an antonym of Phil.

I might be misremembering however and he was saying something else. Don't have a clip though.

Use this wonderful tool. 2 clips from the same day.

PigPigGo

The most toxified search engine on the internet

www.pigpiggo.net

 

[Corpun]

Use this wonderful tool. 2 clips from the same day.

PigPigGo

The most toxified search engine on the internet

www.pigpiggo.net

Thanks. I will have to find what detractor clip it was in. Also he said buy in in a new one in reference to low tips.

Buy in means either buying stuff in bulk or in auctions means pulling an item out of auction due to low bids.

I will clip that later when I'm off work.

 

[PutridElephant]

HIDDEN = Doesn't exist any more

"Now that dislikes are hidden, they're gone! People can't screw with the algorithm."

Much like his life, if it's HIDDEN, it doesn't exist.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

HIDDEN = Doesn't exist any more

"Now that dislikes are hidden, they're gone! People can't screw with the algorithm."

Much like his life, if it's HIDDEN, it doesn't exist.

I can't tell if Phil is pretending again to avoid crying himself to sleep like usual, or actually dumb enough to think that his videos getting downvoted no longer counts because no one can see it.

I guess it doesn't really matter, because one thing we know for sure is that Phil has no idea that Google did this out of pressure from large corporations, whose content is immune to the algorithm anyway, and are just butt-hurt about the disapproval being visible. It was never intended to benefit anyone like him.

As an aside, it's always enjoyable to see Phil's own attitude visited upon him. He's a selfish, sensitive prick, and doesn't give a fuck about others being fucked by an algorithm. He just wants to get what he wants, and what he wants is always short-sighted and childish. Difference is, these corporations can at least flex some muscle, and Phil has none, figuratively or literally.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Every time he mentions something about the websites he uses enforcing their TOS against him, he says it's against the law. Of course predicated under the idea that he is a contracted and salaried employee instead of another no name pleb that populates the userbase by the thousands.

Every TOS or so-called "contract" Phil signed to be a part of adsense, twitch partner, etc. has strict "terminate you for no reason" clauses, he has no leg to stand on with this breaking the law nonsense.

 

[Corpun]

"The stream will adjourn." Are you catching up on court words for a reason Phil?

verb
past tense: adjourned; past participle: adjourned

1. break off (a meeting, legal case, or game) with the intention of resuming it later.
   "the meeting was adjourned until December 4"
2. (of people who are together) go somewhere else, typically for refreshment.
   "they adjourned to a local bar"
3. put off or postpone (a resolution or sentence).
   "the sentence was adjourned"
   
   
   

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Every TOS or so-called "contract" Phil signed to be a part of adsense, twitch partner, etc. has strict "terminate you for no reason" clauses, he has no leg to stand on with this breaking the law nonsense.

Well going by ''The World According to Phil'': Breaking the law=Doing something Phil doesn't like.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Was just watching @Meerkat Ink (big ups) watch old KO Gaming stuff and Philbert pronounced Otacon as "oh-toe-kahn". Don't know why considering he's heard Snake say Otacon a million times lmao.

 

[Sup3r]

Was just watching @Meerkat Ink (big ups) watch old KO Gaming stuff and Philbert pronounced Otacon as "oh-toe-kahn". Don't know why considering he's heard Snake say Otacon a million times lmao.

You think he was paying attention to any of it? He was more focused on finding the next thing to bitch about and the next fake chinese thing to say whenever mei ling was on codec.

 

[LiquidCancer]

When an organization has bad leadership and things are not improving it means the CEO is "Running the company under the ground"

 

[Iron Hamster]

When an organization has bad leadership and things are not improving it means the CEO is "Running the company under the ground"

I think it's more that cold food gets delivered since he's lazy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Podcast: Thought out discussion stream about relevant topics.
dspodcast: crying and begging in front of a camera

 

[millais]

Regarding the different types of laughs (goat, snake, and the original "ack ack ack"), I think maybe a new type has arisen in recent months. It's a kind of monkey laugh, like a higher pitched chimpanzee screech that cracks his voice. Lower energy than the "ack ack ack", but higher energy than the goat and snake laugh. It seems quite frequent now, especially when he activates clown mode.

 

[JMR]

Looking at PigPigGo, Phil went a good while without using penultimate.

Someone cheered to make fun of the setting+tone of Tell Me Why, suggesting that Joel from TLoU would show up playing a guitar. Phil said, "That would be, I think, the penultimate hipster thing to happen."

Chat got on his case for his continued misuse and Phil replied, " You're right: I use the word penultimate incorrectly. I'm sorry. I apologize everyone. People are very offended I used the word penultimate incorrectly."

More, being sarcastic and bitchy: "Alright, I will never use penultimate again. I will take penultimate out of my vocabulary 'cause I always use it wrong. There you go. I hope you guys are pleased with yourselves. Thanks a lot."


That was September last year. He went mum until earlier this year when prompted by SnowKarl. SnowKarl pretty much tossed Phil a softball and Phil completely whiffed, it's absurd. Phil: "No, this is not the penultimate mission. There's one more after this, SnowKarl. This is the next to last mission of the game."


Then on Halloween, Derich asked Phil which was his favorite costume. "Out of all the Halloween outfits I wore... Lemme think about this. I think Colonel Sanders is probably, like, the penultimate one over the last few years."