Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No what’s exceptional is that I linked the book to the thread and you idiots are still arguing with me about it. Either read it, or STFU.

I could see if was saying there was a conspiracy that the book existed in the first place but I legitimately LINKED IT TO YOU.

The entire PDF file for YOU to ASSESS for YOURSELF. Yet you dimwits are still begging me to TELL YOU WHAT IT SAYS.
Goddamn this world is going to shit.
Believe what you want dude I truly do not give a fuck.

You're the one trying to convince us, retard. You need to give us a summary of it. Most of us don't have time to read a book about a retarded conspiracy theory

 

[The Last Stand]

Mad at the internet because you can’t read? Is that what your mom calls you? A schizo autistic monogolid? My bad dude, I didn’t know you exceptional people lacked the basic attention span and reading skills needed to read a book. You definitely got left behind eh?

And you cannot type.

 

[Aussie_Autizzy]

Tomi Lahren would have to be the biggest conspiracy / anti-vax rottenbox chooch on the internet. Her fb followers would crawl over broken glass to smell her fart in a jam jar.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Tomi Lahren would have to be the biggest conspiracy / anti-vax rottenbox chooch on the internet. Her fb followers would crawl over broken glass to smell her fart in a jam jar.

Bruh I forgot about her existence, has she made an onlyfans yet

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Like I said, I ain't reading a long ass diatribe by some tard with schizophrenia. I've done that enough in the Health and Fitness threads. Answer my questions...

1. What is the grand plan?
2. What is the reason they are doing it?
3. What do they have to gain from doing it?

Since IncestualMonkeys is doing a shit job at explaining, I'll try my hand at doing so.

The "grand plan" boils down to the rich and powerful staying rich and powerful for as long as they can, even if it means the rest of us suffering. It makes sense as many of these wealthy elite probably can't imagine not living lavishly. They do what they can to keep as much power from everyone outside their circles as possible so that nobody challenges them or threatens their wealthy lifestyles. In one word: Greed.

I can't say for sure whether the elite created COVID or are just taking advantage of the situation, but they have a lot to gain from prolonging the pandemic and mandating vaccines. They can take away opportunities for people to succeed and make money. They can strongarm people into doing what they want with the mandates and all the rules. They could use the vaccines to kill off as many people as they want to if they felt like it. When you have as much money as they do, with enough planning and malice you can make everyone below you bend to your will. People are becoming easier to control yet there are too many of them.

1. Stripping everyone of their freedoms and power
2. Unmatched power for as long as possible
3. Maintaining their lavish lifestyles until they can't no more

That video's funny as fuck though. Classic 4chan autism at its finest.

Real talk, the basis talk of 'The Great Reset is shit and Klaus Schwab is a disgusting fuck' is correct in a way. That "You'll own nothing and you'll be happy line" is being realized in the form of leases and the like - You never own anything, you're just renting it. The entire purpose of that is not creating some weird Illuminati hellscape (which probably wont even last 10 years lol, look at whats happening to supply chains because of workers resigning over shit pay, good luck doing literal serfdom in the modern day and age), it's to make money. Corporations want money and will fuck over everyone to get money. Klaus Schwab isn't some demonic cult leader, he's just a corporate shill who'll undoubtedly profit off of that.

Even faggots on reddit badmouth that "You'll own nothing" quote. Literally no one normal wants it. And given how laughably incompetent the elites really are (see Facebook getting shut out of their own website for 12 hours a few weeks ago), it's not going to happen. Bob Page these people are not.

I've seen that video and it unsettles me a bit. I'd like to think that 2030 will be nothing like that (and neither with 2040), but the way society has developed in the last six years between the 2016 elections and now has shown things can change quicker than you think. If there's anything I wish I was wrong about more than anything, it's that 2030 won't be that bad (or worse). At least there are people now who'll strongly oppose it, and not every soy-drinking cuck will take it. Though it seems like if we don't accept that kind of bullshit, the elite will start pulling shit like weaponizing the military against us. Hopefully if it came to that, people would just stop and realize that we outnumber them by a landslide and that helping them does nothing for us. If people could see it like a numbers game and realize the rich are not our friends but our enemies, maybe we'd get somewhere.

Mad at the internet because you can’t read? Is that what your mom calls you? A schizo autistic monogolid? My bad dude, I didn’t know you exceptional people lacked the basic attention span and reading skills needed to read a book. You definitely got left behind eh?

If you want to convince people you're right, don't immediately try to insult them. Some guy once said that the second you start downright insulting someone, you lose the argument. You came out of this looking like a fucking retard. You happy with that?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Since IncestualMonkeys is doing a shit job at explaining, I'll try my hand at doing so.

The "grand plan" boils down to the rich and powerful staying rich and powerful for as long as they can, even if it means the rest of us suffering. It makes sense as many of these wealthy elite probably can't imagine not living lavishly. They do what they can to keep as much power from everyone outside their circles as possible so that nobody challenges them or threatens their wealthy lifestyles. In one word: Greed.

I can't say for sure whether the elite created COVID or are just taking advantage of the situation, but they have a lot to gain from prolonging the pandemic and mandating vaccines. They can take away opportunities for people to succeed and make money. They can strongarm people into doing what they want with the mandates and all the rules. They could use the vaccines to kill off as many people as they want to if they felt like it. When you have as much money as they do, with enough planning and malice you can make everyone below you bend to your will. People are becoming easier to control yet there are too many of them.

1. Stripping everyone of their freedoms and power
2. Unmatched power for as long as possible
3. Maintaining their lavish lifestyles until they can't no more

So it's just generic conspiracy babble, wow that guy had such a strong argument that us simpletons can't read. So smart and cool

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Since IncestualMonkeys is doing a shit job at explaining, I'll try my hand at doing so.

The "grand plan" boils down to the rich and powerful staying rich and powerful for as long as they can, even if it means the rest of us suffering. It makes sense as many of these wealthy elite probably can't imagine not living lavishly. They do what they can to keep as much power from everyone outside their circles as possible so that nobody challenges them or threatens their wealthy lifestyles. In one word: Greed.

I can't say for sure whether the elite created COVID or are just taking advantage of the situation, but they have a lot to gain from prolonging the pandemic and mandating vaccines. They can take away opportunities for people to succeed and make money. They can strongarm people into doing what they want with the mandates and all the rules. They could use the vaccines to kill off as many people as they want to if they felt like it. When you have as much money as they do, with enough planning and malice you can make everyone below you bend to your will. People are becoming easier to control yet there are too many of them.

1. Stripping everyone of their freedoms and power
2. Unmatched power for as long as possible
3. Maintaining their lavish lifestyles until they can't no more

That's just dumb, though. The rich and powerful need us normies or their wealth means nothing. Why would they want to push something dangerous to the people who work for them? Why would they want to tank the world economy, when that would affect them, too?

Also, the fact that the mandates and lockdowns ended when cases went down proves #1 and #2 on your list 100% wrong and anyone who believes it after that is a complete tard.

 

[Tridgeridoo]

I can't say for sure whether the elite created COVID or are just taking advantage of the situation, but they have a lot to gain from prolonging the pandemic and mandating vaccines. They can take away opportunities for people to succeed and make money. They can strongarm people into doing what they want with the mandates and all the rules. They could use the vaccines to kill off as many people as they want to if they felt like it. When you have as much money as they do, with enough planning and malice you can make everyone below you bend to your will. People are becoming easier to control yet there are too many of them.

When have people historically revolted against kings, emperors, oligarchs, dictators? When they were making a good living and they could do as they pleased or in times of economic hardship and oppression?

If the goal is to kill a large number of people, why would that require a new vaccine specifically? And why would the elites want to kill off those that did actually take the vaccine? I mean if the idea is to control the masses and they have the ability to engineer pandemics, why not make a far deadlier virus that the vaccine protects against and get rid of the troublemakers that didn't take it?

 

[John Merston]

That's just dumb, though. The rich and powerful need us normies or their wealth means nothing. Why would they want to push something dangerous to the people who work for them? Why would they want to tank the world economy, when that would affect them, too?

Also, the fact that the mandates and lockdowns ended when cases went down proves #1 and #2 on your list 100% wrong and anyone who believes it after that is a complete tard.

When have people historically revolted against kings, emperors, oligarchs, dictators? When they were making a good living and they could do as they pleased or in times of economic hardship and oppression?

If the goal is to kill a large number of people, why would that require a new vaccine specifically? And why would the elites want to kill off those that did actually take the vaccine? I mean if the idea is to control the masses and they have the ability to engineer pandemics, why not make a far deadlier virus that the vaccine protects against and get rid of the troublemakers that didn't take it?

Like I said before, conspiratards believe that the Powers That Be do evil things for the sake of doing evil things, even when it hurts them.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

That's just dumb, though. The rich and powerful need us normies or their wealth means nothing. Why would they want to push something dangerous to the people who work for them? Why would they want to tank the world economy, when that would affect them, too?

Also, the fact that the mandates and lockdowns ended when cases went down proves #1 and #2 on your list 100% wrong and anyone who believes it after that is a complete tard.

I didn't know they stopped pushing mask and vaccine mandates, my bad.

You make a good point arguing that the rich and powerful need us. I didn't think about that when I was writing my post. At the same time though, it's doesn't seem like they need us when they're pushing a vaccine still in its third trial threatening those noncompliance with termination. I can't speak for others but I wouldn't be as worried about the vaccine if the government was showed more patience towards the skeptics (or at the very least avoided demonizing them). It hasn't even been a year since the vaccines went mainstream.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I didn't know they stopped pushing mask and vaccine mandates, my bad.

You make a good point arguing that the rich and powerful need us. I didn't think about that when I was writing my post. At the same time though, it's doesn't seem like they need us when they're pushing a vaccine still in its third trial threatening those noncompliance with termination. I can't speak for others but I wouldn't be as worried about the vaccine if the government was showed more patience towards the skeptics (or at the very least avoided demonizing them). It hasn't even been a year since the vaccines went mainstream.

But why would the government kill off its most compliant citizens? That makes absolutely zero sense.

There's ample evidence that the dangers of the vaccine are far outweighed by the vaccine itself. Conspiracy nuts, for some reason, think there's a world-wide vast conspiracy that every doctor and scientist is in on, and none are speaking out. That's just stupid logic; if the vaccine was really unsafe, a scientist or doctor blowing the lid on it, with actual evidence, would go down in history as a hero.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

But why would the government kill off its most compliant citizens? That makes absolutely zero sense.

There's ample evidence that the dangers of the vaccine are far outweighed by the vaccine itself. Conspiracy nuts, for some reason, think there's a world-wide vast conspiracy that every doctor and scientist is in on, and none are speaking out. That's just stupid logic; if the vaccine was really unsafe, a scientist or doctor blowing the lid on it, with actual evidence, would go down in history as a hero.

True, they wouldn't kill off the compliant citizens. But I'm not so sure about those who are decent citizens that contribute to the economy but don't approve of the mandate and the government. Wouldn't it be better to not mandate the vaccine while it's in its trial stages and first year of distribution? It would give the skeptics less of a leg to stand on.

 

[NakiNoRyu]

I didn't know they stopped pushing mask and vaccine mandates, my bad.

You make a good point arguing that the rich and powerful need us. I didn't think about that when I was writing my post. At the same time though, it's doesn't seem like they need us when they're pushing a vaccine...

See, without chucklefucks like you and me, there's no infrastructure to provide their lifestyle. As much as we all tend to forget, they cant just wipe out the unwashed masses, because someone has to keep the gears oiled, and no society is at the point where any and every job can be done by a tireless robot that does have the concept of resenting its lot in life to the point it wants to revolt, so until the world reaches that point, there's a demonstrable incentive to "generally" keep people alive, and "generally" not make life too shitty.

...still in its third trial threatening those noncompliance with termination.

Im not sure what country you're from, but speakin as an Amerimutt, im positive there was probably a law at some point that, because its communism and anti-rugged individualism and democrats' and niggers wanted it so we never got it passed. Maybe one day we'll realise having worker protection rights are worthwhile. C'est la vie.

I can't speak for others but I wouldn't be as worried about the vaccine if the government was showed more patience towards the skeptics (or at the very least avoided demonizing them).

Again, this varies country to country, but there is a vast difference between healty skepticism and flat out retardation, and doubly so when people consistently refuse to actually take to their GP/Doctor/etc and instead conduct their own research by looking at memes from their friends and politicians that say everything they agree with and want to hear.

EDIT: just saw this

Wouldn't it be better to not mandate the vaccine while it's in its trial stages and first year of distribution? It would give the skeptics less of a leg to stand on.

It is quite literally the job of a half decent government body to promote the safety and welfare of its citizens so that the nation can continue to exist. Are you seriously saying that, it would have been a good idea to ignore a viable and relatively safe option with the amount of deaths already suffered?

 

[AnOminous]

As much as we all tend to forget, they cant just wipe out the unwashed masses, because someone has to keep the gears oiled, and no society is at the point where any and every job can be done by a tireless robot that does have the concept of resenting its lot in life to the point it wants to revolt, so until the world reaches that point, there's a demonstrable incentive to "generally" keep people alive, and "generally" not make life too shitty.

Carlin pointed that out as well. They want us just smart enough to keep the machines running and just dumb enough not to notice the dick up our ass.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

See, without chucklefucks like you and me, there's no infrastructure to provide their lifestyle. As much as we all tend to forget, they cant just wipe out the unwashed masses, because someone has to keep the gears oiled, and no society is at the point where any and every job can be done by a tireless robot that does have the concept of resenting its lot in life to the point it wants to revolt, so until the world reaches that point, there's a demonstrable incentive to "generally" keep people alive, and "generally" not make life too shitty.

Im not sure what country you're from, but speakin as an Amerimutt, im positive there was probably a law at some point that, because its communism and anti-rugged individualism and democrats' and niggers wanted it so we never got it passed. Maybe one day we'll realise having worker protection rights are worthwhile. C'est la vie.

Again, this varies country to country, but there is a vast difference between healty skepticism and flat out retardation, and doubly so when people consistently refuse to actually take to their GP/Doctor/etc and instead conduct their own research by looking at memes from their friends and politicians that say everything they agree with and want to hear.

I'm Canadian American. I've heard people are required to either get the jab or lose their job. I don't know if they're still doing that or if it's been shot down but I can imagine it'll unnecessarily fuck over people who might've given the vaccine a chance if it wasn't being so heavily pushed.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

True, they wouldn't kill off the compliant citizens. But I'm not so sure about those who are decent citizens that contribute to the economy but don't approve of the mandate and the government. Wouldn't it be better to not mandate the vaccine while it's in its trial stages and first year of distribution? It would give the skeptics less of a leg to stand on.

Or, it could be that scientists and doctors have done the research and determined that a lot of your population getting a disease that kills them or sends them into an ICU or hospital, when there really aren't all that many beds available in the grand scheme of things, is a lot worse for their population than making some manbabies complain about getting a little jab.

The government wants to be powerful, right? Well, it sure as hell won't be powerful if a good number of its most compliant citizens die.

 

[NakiNoRyu]

I'm Canadian American.

Close enough.

I've heard people are required to either get the jab or lose their job.

Depends on the place, naturally. Even then, businesses have rights, and if an owner doesn't want a retard infecting his staff and risking getting gutted and having to shut down, that's their prerogative and they can do what the fuck they want at their discretion to keep their workforce safe.
Guess what happens if you don't follow OSHA, even if you don't want to?
Guess what happens if you don't behave in a proper manner, even if you don't want to?
Guess what happens if don't do what you're told, when told to, even if you don't want to?

...I can imagine it'll unnecessarily fuck over people who might've given the vaccine a chance if it wasn't being so heavily pushed.

And to the rest of us, someone being asymptomatic and spreading it and potentially getting another families breadwinner or supportive parent sick or killed would also unnecessarily fuck over people too, no?

 

[Wormy]

Or, it could be that scientists and doctors have done the research and determined that a lot of your population getting a disease that kills them or sends them into an ICU or hospital, when there really aren't all that many beds available in the grand scheme of things, is a lot worse for their population than making some manbabies complain about getting a little jab.

The government wants to be powerful, right? Well, it sure as hell won't be powerful if a good number of its most compliant citizens die.

This may be why they add in the "Satan" angle so much. Convenient way to excuse that little fly in their ideological ointment.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm Canadian American. I've heard people are required to either get the jab or lose their job.

It really depends on the job and the employer. Healthcare workers definitely are. Going around killing patients because you're a fucking mongoloid isn't something you should draw a paycheck for. It probably should be for at least some kind of food workers, too. Hell, Typhoid Mary literally killed a bunch of people because despite having asymptomatic typhoid, she insisted on constantly getting food service jobs. That's why she was eventually locked up in permanent quarantine.

Employment is at-will here, and employers can fire you for nearly anything, like being a Democrat, just because they don't like you, or in this case, getting a vaccine. They might have to make some kind of accommodation for someone who legitimately couldn't get it for some medical reason, though, at least if the job weren't something like healthcare or food service.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

It really depends on the job and the employer. Healthcare workers definitely are. Going around killing patients because you're a fucking mongoloid isn't something you should draw a paycheck for. It probably should be for at least some kind of food workers, too. Hell, Typhoid Mary literally killed a bunch of people because despite having asymptomatic typhoid, she insisted on constantly getting food service jobs. That's why she was eventually locked up in permanent quarantine.

Employment is at-will here, and employers can fire you for nearly anything, like being a Democrat, just because they don't like you, or in this case, getting a vaccine. They might have to make some kind of accommodation for someone who legitimately couldn't get it for some medical reason, though, at least if the job weren't something like healthcare or food service.

People who work with anyone vulnerable to COVID having to get the vaccine is understandable. Any job involving things that can be done remotely (like coding, accounting, etc.) or involves little human interaction (stocking shelves), on the other hand, shouldn't require a vaccine shot.