US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[WonderWino]

Coughing Fit
Pants Of Shit

Probably heard a cardinal yell out lets go brandon and got confused and thought he was in the bathroom

 

[Realistic Elephant]

She is lying about having covid because She doesn't want to deal with the shit from Biden.

Literally.

Amazing how she managed to catch it just in time, a month and a half after cases peaked in Virginia/Maryland. I wonder if she was still double masking?

 

[Gehenna]

So we got three very young accounts in less than 48 hours? What no life decided bots are a good use of his finite time on this Earth?

 

[Blackhole]

Lmao sure amerimutt

Bitch,please. Don't pretend you're not a amerishart.
Even leaves have more spine and respect.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

I just realized that if Psaki is gone, that means we're probably get the black diversity hire that embarrassed herself last time taking her place.

.... fuck.

That would be exactly what we need. She would replace the only competent public person in this admin and would take it up to maximum speed on Biden’s highway to hell.

 

[Jaimas]

I would. I like powerful women.

@Blackh0le would wreck that like Biden's underpants.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

That would be exactly what we need. She would replace the only competent public person in this admin and would take it up to maximum speed on Biden’s highway to hell.

It says a lot about the Biden "administration" when Raggedy Ann is the only competent person around...

 

[Sithis]

For the interest of the bioluminescent negroes on here, no obviously I don't wish any illness or the like on her, but if Psaki gets done in by the vax or the coof there's no way in hell either scenario makes it public.
On the flip side, even though it's a virus with a 98% survivability rate for most people anyway, if she makes it through fine all the chucklefucks will surround her and wank themselves off over how it was totally all because of "Bidens" vaccine and not in any way because she's a normal healthy adult woman without significant comorbidities and thus enjoys the benefits of that 98% survivability with the rest of us who natural selection has smiled upon.

One of those outcomes is significantly more obnoxious than the other.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Is it a sin to shit yourself in front of the pope? Serious question.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It says a lot about the Biden "administration" when Raggedy Ann is the only competent person around...

The only thing she is competent at is not doing her job and attempting to avoid "Circling back" on questions

 

[Realistic Elephant]

The only thing she is competent at is not doing her job and attempting to avoid "Circling back" on questions

Don't forget "Nancy Drewing".

Needless to say the President allegedly more popular than Black Jesus himself doesn't have a very deep bench.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

For the interest of the bioluminescent negroes on here, no obviously I don't wish any illness or the like on her, but if Psaki gets done in by the vax or the coof there's no way in hell either scenario makes it public.

lol, I do, I hope her and her family get iced by the Wuhan Institute of Virology's latest smash hit, courtesy of Tony Fauci, "The Shanghai Sniffles".

I'll fire up "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang like I did when Ginsburg shit the bed.

You're already on a list by being here my dude, embrace it. Just don't go overboard.

 

[The Last Stand]

I would. I like powerful women.

That's my shtick.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Is it a sin to shit yourself in front of the pope? Serious question.

According to catholic theology I vaguely remember from middle and high school, there are only a few sins that can’t be absolved via confession. Abortion is one, shitting your pants is not one. Also. While it’s not a mortal sin, I’m not sure shitting your pants is a sin at all.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

While it’s not a mortal sin, I’m not sure shitting your pants is a sin at all.

Really? Because if I was God and some dude shit himself at the pearly gates in front of me, I would make that nigga clean it up and then make fun of him for eternity.

 

[King Dead]

Is it a sin to shit yourself in front of the pope? Serious question.

Well, today is Reformation Day, so I imagine ol' Marty Luther would be laughing his ass off at the prospect.

Seriously though, there's a difference between being an incontinent, demented old fart and intentionally dropping trou and unloading a fat deuce on the floor. If you're going off Jesus's greatest commandments (love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul; and love your neighbor as yourself), then the latter would constitute a sin in my mind. Pretty sure you wouldn't want someone to do that to you, so you shouldn't do it to others. A minor sin, but a sin nonetheless.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Is it a sin to shit yourself in front of the pope? Serious question.

According to catholic theology I vaguely remember from middle and high school, there are only a few sins that can’t be absolved via confession. Abortion is one, shitting your pants is not one. Also. While it’s not a mortal sin, I’m not sure shitting your pants is a sin at all.

Only the Antichrist would defecate in front of the Pope. The reason its not a mortal sin is no real and devout Catholic would shit himself in front of God's Vicar on Earth. I's a sign he's Satan's instrument, blasphemous and evil.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Really? Because if I was God and some dude shit himself at the pearly gates in front of me, I would make that nigga clean it up and then make fun of him for eternity.

And now we know how Lucifer really fell. He had some Taco bell before a meeting with God and had a really bad shart.

 

[Blackhole]

Only the Antichrist would defecate in front of the Pope. The reason its not a mortal sin is no real and devout Catholic would shit himself in front of God's Vicar on Earth. I's a sign he's Satan's instrument, blasphemous and evil.

The Pope is evil,a betrayer,a snake. He's also a nonce and whatever.
Biden is just a senile man who shits himself. Sure,he's a puppet of evil,but he isn't aware and he can't do anything about it.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Really? Because if I was God and some dude shit himself at the pearly gates in front of me, I would make that nigga clean it up and then make fun of him for eternity.

Only the Antichrist would defecate in front of the Pope. The reason its not a mortal sin is no real and devout Catholic would shit himself in front of God's Vicar on Earth. I's a sign he's Satan's instrument, blasphemous and evil.

Sure but pants shitting isn’t a mortal sin, even though the dry cleaning bill might be.