Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Kirby]

The grammar alone betrays Lenny's identity. Though on that same topic, the only reason I can think of why a semi-colon is in the middle of "ween" is if it's trying to stave off google searches for the word "ween" or something.

Here are two examples of Shaner's grammar. Shaner will always use spell check when possible so we would just have to look at it from a grammar perspective. The only reason I believe it's actually Shaner is because the grammar seems consistent and his post seems rather pointless, doing nothing other than framing someone Shaner possibly knows in real life.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Here are two examples of Shaner's grammar. Shaner will always use spell check when possible so we would just have to look at it from a grammar perspective. The only reason I believe it's actually Shaner is because the grammar seems consistent and his post seems rather pointless, doing nothing other than framing someone Shaner possibly knows in real life.

Actually, what tipped me off first was the "boy's and girl's" in that posting - almost anybody with a grasp of basic grammar would know to use apostrophe-free plurals instead of singular possessives. The way he wrote it, it sounds like he's saying there's ONE boy and ONE girl running the Farms and all these accounts on it!

 

[Rat Speaker]

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This the end
My only friend, the end

Our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again

Goodbye Shaner, I loved this thread but it's been killed now.

 

[Kirby]

almost anybody with a grasp of basic grammar-

I understand where you're coming from but I'll have to stop you right there

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This the end
My only friend, the end

Our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again

Goodbye Shaner, I loved this thread but it's been killed now.

I wouldn't say it's completely dead, but the fact that we are actually trying to research Len's grammar to verify his posts is a pretty sad fact that pretty much shows that this thread is on life support.

Unfortunately, what happens at court needs to literally be the greatest thing ever, otherwise I can't see Shaner being interesting anymore unless people completely forget about him for a while and allow him to go through a Shaner cycle where people leave him into his own devices and allow him to inevitably do something worth mentioning again.

 

[Rat Speaker]

All I can hope for is a coked up Hy with in tow Lennay and His red rider wagon full of print outs from the Farms. Leading their way to the next trail. I want to believe.

Edit, added stuff.

 

[Admiral Piett]

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This the end
My only friend, the end

Our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again

Goodbye Shaner, I loved this thread but it's been killed now.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

I've always thought his crazed antics were funny. I laughed my head off when he started outing people as "Samus Aran." As long as his dox are not real people, I see no harm in it.
Besides, if he's banned it won't change anything. He'll just find some way around it. His ego won't allow anything less. This way we can keep him on a tight leash.

I say keep him, and maybe temp ban him every now and then when he gets out of line so he can stew in his own rage for a bit. You have to train these cows, you know. Eventually he'll learn the tard rules.
It's a sort of operant conditioning effect. Even a rat would figure it out in time, so Len can figure it out too... right?
Right?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I've always thought his crazed antics were funny. I laughed my head off when he started outing people as "Samus Aran." As long as his dox are not real people, I see no harm in it.
Besides, if he's banned it won't change anything. He'll just find some way around it. His ego won't allow anything less. This way we can keep him on a tight leash.

I say keep him, and maybe temp ban him every now and then when he gets out of line so he can stew in his own rage for a bit. You have to train these cows, you know. Eventually he'll learn the tard rules.
It's a sort of operant conditioning effect. Even a rat would figure it out in time, so Len can figure it out too... right?
Right?

You used five words in that statement that do not work.

"Len can figure it out."

Do not pass go. Do not collect a hundred dollars. Go back and view the thread. He, in fact, can't figure out anything.

 

[crayolasword]

And Lenny reveals his master court room defense strategy. Illegal sized fonts.

 

[John Daker]

Once we hit 1000 pages, I'll be content.

 

[SOINCHU]

You know for a final hurrah we could unthrottle and unban Lenny. Let him know. He'll come and shit up the thread for 35+ pages, we'll hit 1000 pages. Laugh at him and celebrate...and then if nothing funny happens I'd be content with this thread dying out.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

How about banning the spergs who beg senpai Len to respond to him?

We'd kill half the Farms.

... Depending on who you ask, that might be a good or bad thing.

You know for a final hurrah we could unthrottle and unban Lenny. Let him know. He'll come and shit up the thread for 35+ pages, we'll hit 1000 pages. Laugh at him and celebrate...and then if nothing funny happens I'd be content with this thread dying out.

On paper, inviting Len for one huge spergfest sounds like a great idea. As someone who has actually been in and participated in said spergfests, lemme just say that the only time Len was actually that entertaining was the first doxxing saga where he tried to out me as Marisa Kirisame and Gordon Freeman and outted some other people as Phil and OPL. He's surprisingly really fucking boring in his chimpouts, either going to Bible verses or accusing posters of being random people and expecting it to mean something. Oh, and the doxxing too, which is both unfunny AND has to be redacted.

Unthrottling him will just bring back his mediocre shitposting with a heavy dose of "notice me Len-senpai." If the thread can't reach 1000 pages then we'll just let it die here.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

On paper, inviting Len for one huge spergfest sounds like a great idea. As someone who has actually been in and participated in said spergfests, lemme just say that the only time Len was actually that entertaining was the first doxxing saga where he tried to out me as Marisa Kirisame and Gordon Freeman and outted some other people as Phil and OPL. He's surprisingly really fucking boring in his chimpouts, either going to Bible verses or accusing posters of being random people and expecting it to mean something. Oh, and the doxxing too, which is both unfunny AND has to be redacted.

I really hope len doxxes me as someone other than @Marjan Šiklić

 

[crayolasword]

It's happening. He's finally gone full retard. And no Lenny. Railfans aren't cows. Just you.

 

[John Daker]

It's happening. He's finally gone full exceptional individual

You're about 900 pages late, friend.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It's happening. He's finally gone full exceptional individual. And no Lenny. Railfans aren't cows. Just you.

Lenny does have a point, some railfains are lolcows. Then again, most of said railtards tend to like Thomas the Tank Engine.

Also, way to be late on the draw mate. We kinda hit critical a long ways back.

 

[Detahramet]

As much as I dislike to idea, perhaps we create a few new mods with the explicit purpose of wrangling Len, and give him the ability to make new socks.

We'd get some more insane Len content, the main mods wouldn't need to do as much work.

We may have to create a subforum to do this, but if we can lock Len into that, then the mods would have less work to do. God knows that Len certainly puts forth more content than Chris is, and if we create a sockpuppet conservatory, then that is just another advantage.

 

[John Daker]

As much as I dislike to idea, perhaps we create a few new mods with the explicit purpose of wrangling Len, and give him the ability to make new socks.

We'd get some more insane Len content, the main mods wouldn't need to do as much work.

We may have to create a subforum to do this, but if we can lock Len into that, then the mods would have less work to do. God knows that Len certainly puts forth more content than Chris is, and if we create a sockpuppet conservatory, then that is just another advantage.

You're forgetting that n0l and the mods hate Shaner and everyone who talks to him. Way too much effort.

 

[Techpriest]

Wait, why did Kirby get banned?

 

[Randy Lahey]

Wait, why did Kirby get banned?

Because he's a pedophile.