Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?


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How is it possible that the more procedures Rioley has, the more manly he looks? And if he wants to pass, maybe try not wearing tight pants that show off his crotch all the time. Nobody is going to see that and think "female".

If you aren't even willing to try, how do you get so pissy about being called a dude? Ravioli is really nothing more than a catty gay boy who bitches about everything and who is super, extremely jealous that women can get all the dick they desire while he has to settle for the rejects no one else wants. Cope and Seethe harder, Ravioli. I would tell you to dilate, but we all know you are never, ever getting that pussy.
 
" I’m two steps ahead of them, diffusing each one":
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1) Who is "we" - your sycophants that do your research for you? Some autistic furry A-Team?
2) Who are these "several trolls" - people with 0 followers whose opinion you don't care about anyways?
3) Who's running hate-ops? People here? We just want the truth. We may find you despicable but we want you to have a fair day in kiwi kourt.
and, most importantly,
4) Why the FUCK can't you just let this thing go you fucking autistic furry. (I know, I know... question asked, question answered.)

People get banned from places. It happens. That's part of life. Personally, I've been banned from one form of public transportation in my city. I've been physically removed from a store because I didn't leave the exact millisecond the guy told me.* And a few other incidents I can't recall atm.

Not everyone you meet, and not every place you go to, will be a welcoming, loving experience. Even the nicest of people, through no fault of their own, can fall afoul of some rule a place of business has, or they cross some boundary with another person and they're asked to leave. It fucking happens, you have to learn to just let it go and move on. You know what you resemble? An angry, out-of-his-gourd drunk that's raging that he got tossed out of a bar for being a lunatic, and now he's raging at the cops saying "I THOUGHT DIS WUZ AMERICA! I KNOW MAH RIGHTS!" Nobody's on his side. Or yours.

There will be other furry diaperfag conventions. I'm sure you'll probably get kicked out of those too because you're a horrible piece of shit, but the point is, there will be another day. You don't have to make everyone around you as miserable as you just because you didn't get your (metaphorical) toy.

This is why I hate the vocal alphabets and 99% of twitter. Everything has to fucking be something with them. Everything is the next fucking Stonewall riot to them. Everything is the next fucking frontier of progressive justice. Why can't trannies do like the fags did and take it slow, steady, and respectfully?

Apparently, that store WUZN'T AMERICA and the owner DIDN'T KNOW I KNEW MY RIGHTS

Edit: I guess nobody's ever heard of a trinket store with a really uppity owner or refused to wear a mask on a train. Am faggot, I guess.
 
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A couple "hot" selfies from Rioley
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"I actually talked with her"... and? He's proven to be a chronic liar. His word means nothing.

" I’m two steps ahead of them, diffusing each one":
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Blazger white knight video transcript:

[A Staples I.T. guy is sitting in a car wearing sunglasses. He has a thick 5'o'clock shadow and the words "Happy Halloween" hovering above his head through black magic. The sound of cars is audible and shifts with each jump cut.]

"Wut up every-bahdy?"

[The camera suddenly jump cuts to a low angle. As the I.T. guy speaks, a distracting strand of saliva sticks between his lips which widens with his mouth for each word.]

"A wanna wish everybody a happy Halloween."

[The camera jump cuts again.]

"I certainly hope your weekend is going good."

[The words "Trick or Treat" are summoned in front of him.]

"...And tonight you get all that candy."

[The camera jump cuts again. A sick face appears above his head.]

"Just try not to eat it in one setting."

[The camera jump cuts again.]

"I wanted to go ahead and let y'all know I've been...getting a few different updates about the situations that happen over BLFC weekend."

[Unable to speak two sentences without flubbing, the camera jump cuts once more.]

"I'm not goin' into full-on detail 'bout the whole deal...with Mane Wolfie..."

[Now unable to complete one sentence without flubbing, the camera jump cuts yet again.]

"Because that clout chasin' idiot is already digging himself a deeper hole by announcing where he's gonna go next and do it again."

[The words "You do that to a Giordana pizza and we gonna throw hands...BET!!" appear as the camera jump cuts again.]

"I wouldn't dooo thaaat...!"

[A cat waggling its fingers with the words "no no" appear before the camera jump cuts to yet another angle.]

"There is, however, a major update with Ripley that I'm gonna be posting real soon."

[The camera jump cuts again.]

"You see, because everything that Ripley wrote in their Twitter was absolutely true."

[Unable to say something that Ripley wrote wasn't a lie without laughing, he edits out three minutes of giggling and hides it behind another jump cut.]

"Now, I know somebody's gonna say..."

[Somehow he jump cuts to an even more unflattering angle which makes his acne even more apparent. He speaks imitating a nasally voice.]

"'You weren't there, you don't know what happened!'"

[Jump cut to a lovely shot revealing the interior of his nostrils. He ceases doing the nasally impression.]

"You're right, I wasn't there."

[Meeting his one-sentence quota, he jump cuts.]

"But I did something none of you bitch-ass trolls would ever do."

[He smirks before jump cutting. The text "Instead of getting sources from false accusation web pages or those who been trolling her to 'confess'" appears.]

"I personally talked to Ripley."

[The camera rests on his smirk as he smiles knowing that the testimony of a known liar is completely credible. Jump cut.]

"I had a one-on-one conversation with her."

[The text "So leave her the hell alone unless you have actual evidence to back up your claim" appears over the previous text." Realizing that he did not use Ripley's proper pronouns of "shi" and "hir," he hides the horror of his realization with another jump cut.]

"And I know Ripley would lie to me."

[He shakes his head and grimaces as he fights his body's natural revulsion to the idea Rioley doesn't lie. The camera jump cuts.]

"I'm the kinda person you don't wanna lie to."

["Or you are gonna have to deal with me" appears over his face. Unable to go literally two seconds without a jump cut, the video jump cuts one last time in the last second. "Have a wonderful day" appears over his head.]

"So stay safe tonight and stay tuned!"

FINAL RESULTS

Total Time: 1:00
Total Jump Cuts: 20
Jc/Hr (Jump Cuts Per Hour): 1,200
Intentional Humor: E
Unintentional Humor: B-
White Knight Score: B+

Final Rank:

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Nice diaperfag bandana, diaperfag.
This pic is a goddamn jumpscare. Brett Lemke fills me with such visceral predatoravoidthreat feelings. He is the kind of storybook ghoul that would make women clutch their children a little closer and tighter on the sidewalk were he to walk in their direction.

My gut feeling is that for all Brett rants on about feeling dysphoria and spiraling out over constant transphobic attacks, he is more insidious than I previously assumed. I think he is more dangerous than the run-of-the-mill fetishist because I come to believe more and more that he is an antisocial sadist. I don’t think the diapers or the cross dressing on their own are his fetishes, but rather the horror he can provoke in others. That’s why drama follows him everywhere, why he is the only tran to face transphoobia at the Reno chapter of zoosadists-r-us. I bet his cow pp was quite turgid over all the pearl-clutching and confrontation and looks of horror.

He’s monstrous and I wish he’d died of cancer instead of his sister. He’s the kind of red flag factory that makes me wonder about some potential future discovery of a collection of female bodies in a Bay Area basement.
 
How is it possible that the more procedures Rioley has, the more manly he looks? And if he wants to pass, maybe try not wearing tight pants that show off his crotch all the time. Nobody is going to see that and think "female".
Better yet, why not try some make up. Oh wait, that takes effort, even though it costs less then the medicaid surgery you got.
Total Time: 1:00
Total Jump Cuts: 20
Wow I've seen Youtube Apology videos with less jumpcuts then that.
 
People get banned from places. It happens. That's part of life. Personally, I've been banned from one form of public transportation in my city. I've been physically removed from a store because I didn't leave the exact millisecond the guy told me.* And a few other incidents I can't recall atm.

Apparently, that store WUZN'T AMERICA and the owner DIDN'T KNOW I KNEW MY RIGHTS

waiting 4 ur thread homie
 
If he would just pluck his fucking eyebrows my respect for him would increase by .0001%. And that’s saying a lot
Ripley: will literally shave his fucking chin
Also Ripley: can't be bothered to pluck his eyebrows

It's like that Seinfeld bit. "What's the deal with these upper-class women? They will pluck every their eyebrows, wince in pain for every single hair, then put on a $1200 fur coat."
 
The ravioli store is back and better than ever! :heart-full:

Kicked out of a furry convention for being too gross:
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The furry convention gaslit him about the violent transphobia of... being asked to leave for failing to pass the "should this man exist in the same room as children?" vibe check.

How can you not love this cow? :story:
Imagine being the security personell having to remove this guy from the convention
 
Oh no, you must be misunderstanding me... grooming is cuntish behaviour, it's a problem.

But in and of itself, wanting to dress up like the opposite gender and/or surgically alter your body is fine... its when you start being asshats, manipulating people into doing the same, or having meltdowns in public over being called sir, when you take no effort to look like a ma'am...

That's when it becomes a problem.
Unfortunately when the tax payer has to help foot the bill for cosmetic surgeries and when some of them decide to start insisting they're indistinguishable from biowomen and barge into lesbian and women's spaces, lots of farmers put their foot down. There's a lot of overstepping boundaries in addition to unaddressed mental illnesses playing into it, from autism to mood disorders to personality disorders. Even if you're not groomed into it, you still might have gone into it to escape from a mental illness or a real world issue which isn't healthy, and will leave you empty snd regretful once there are no more surgeries left to preform and you're as "transitioned" as possible. Finding a better solution to transitioning is important. THEN we can let people be weird and pay for their own surgeries or whatever, but for now the mental illness is too strong. And the cultism too.


How is it possible that the more procedures Rioley has, the more manly he looks? And if he wants to pass, maybe try not wearing tight pants that show off his crotch all the time. Nobody is going to see that and think "female".

If you aren't even willing to try, how do you get so pissy about being called a dude? Ravioli is really nothing more than a catty gay boy who bitches about everything and who is super, extremely jealous that women can get all the dick they desire while he has to settle for the rejects no one else wants. Cope and Seethe harder, Ravioli. I would tell you to dilate, but we all know you are never, ever getting that pussy.
Probably because the more he shaves down one thing, the more prominent it stands against his other manly features. Like covering your butt with a long shirt: it doesn't hide it, it even magnifies it if it is the right color. Every new surgery he has things look more out of place.

And easy: it is what he wants. He has a lot of rage and it is an easy way to start a fight with you being justified in doing it. "I WAS MISGENDERED" is equal to someone throwing stones at you, therefore it is ok if you punch them and insult them back. HE wants to be the star, HE wants to be the strong independent theythem femme, HE wants to be Rosa Parks where HE is the oppressed hero who everyone fawns over for the rest of time with his one monumental act and then sits on his ass and collects asspats as he debates with people he hates to get his rage and superiority complex out (note: Rosa Parks did not do any of the later as she was an actual working woman and not a screeching tard like Rioley). TL;DR he's a lazy gloryhog cunt with little effort put into everything.

Better yet, why not try some make up. Oh wait, that takes effort, even though it costs less then the medicaid surgery you got.
To be honest, it would take one HELL of a make up artist to make him look remotely feminine. I don't blame him for not trying, just for being a diaperfur who lashes out at everything.
 
Blazger white knight video transcript:

[A Staples I.T. guy is sitting in a car wearing sunglasses. He has a thick 5'o'clock shadow and the words "Happy Halloween" hovering above his head through black magic. The sound of cars is audible and shifts with each jump cut.]

"Wut up every-bahdy?"

[The camera suddenly jump cuts to a low angle. As the I.T. guy speaks, a distracting strand of saliva sticks between his lips which widens with his mouth for each word.]

"A wanna wish everybody a happy Halloween."

[The camera jump cuts again.]

"I certainly hope your weekend is going good."

[The words "Trick or Treat" are summoned in front of him.]

"...And tonight you get all that candy."

[The camera jump cuts again. A sick face appears above his head.]

"Just try not to eat it in one setting."

[The camera jump cuts again.]

"I wanted to go ahead and let y'all know I've been...getting a few different updates about the situations that happen over BLFC weekend."

[Unable to speak two sentences without flubbing, the camera jump cuts once more.]

"I'm not goin' into full-on detail 'bout the whole deal...with Mane Wolfie..."

[Now unable to complete one sentence without flubbing, the camera jump cuts yet again.]

"Because that clout chasin' idiot is already digging himself a deeper hole by announcing where he's gonna go next and do it again."

[The words "You do that to a Giordana pizza and we gonna throw hands...BET!!" appear as the camera jump cuts again.]

"I wouldn't dooo thaaat...!"

[A cat waggling its fingers with the words "no no" appear before the camera jump cuts to yet another angle.]

"There is, however, a major update with Ripley that I'm gonna be posting real soon."

[The camera jump cuts again.]

"You see, because everything that Ripley wrote in their Twitter was absolutely true."

[Unable to say something that Ripley wrote wasn't a lie without laughing, he edits out three minutes of giggling and hides it behind another jump cut.]

"Now, I know somebody's gonna say..."

[Somehow he jump cuts to an even more unflattering angle which makes his acne even more apparent. He speaks imitating a nasally voice.]

"'You weren't there, you don't know what happened!'"

[Jump cut to a lovely shot revealing the interior of his nostrils. He ceases doing the nasally impression.]

"You're right, I wasn't there."

[Meeting his one-sentence quota, he jump cuts.]

"But I did something none of you bitch-ass trolls would ever do."

[He smirks before jump cutting. The text "Instead of getting sources from false accusation web pages or those who been trolling her to 'confess'" appears.]

"I personally talked to Ripley."

[The camera rests on his smirk as he smiles knowing that the testimony of a known liar is completely credible. Jump cut.]

"I had a one-on-one conversation with her."

[The text "So leave her the hell alone unless you have actual evidence to back up your claim" appears over the previous text." Realizing that he did not use Ripley's proper pronouns of "shi" and "hir," he hides the horror of his realization with another jump cut.]

"And I know Ripley would lie to me."

[He shakes his head and grimaces as he fights his body's natural revulsion to the idea Rioley doesn't lie. The camera jump cuts.]

"I'm the kinda person you don't wanna lie to."

["Or you are gonna have to deal with me" appears over his face. Unable to go literally two seconds without a jump cut, the video jump cuts one last time in the last second. "Have a wonderful day" appears over his head.]

"So stay safe tonight and stay tuned!"

FINAL RESULTS

Total Time: 1:00
Total Jump Cuts: 20
Jc/Hr (Jump Cuts Per Hour): 1,200
Intentional Humor: E
Unintentional Humor: B-
White Knight Score: B+

Final Rank:

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Thanks, now Wedge can understand. A+ for inclusivity!
 
A couple "hot" selfies from Rioley
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Blazger white-knighting:
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"I actually talked with her"... and? He's proven to be a chronic liar. His word means nothing.
Wow Ravioli it's amazing you or anyone on this planet would think you pass for a woman. Also it's amazing you demand this respect to be called a woman when you don't do a single thing to make yourself look more presentable or lady-like.
 
Basically everyone in the Kevryn Extended Universe all appear to have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch (Tranch?) on the way down but Rioley looks genuinely horrifying. I can't even put my finger on why exactly but he's positively revolting
It's that almost birdlike face and straight black hair. If he was wearing a black hoodie and sweats instead of playing dress up, you'd swear he was some guy who likes stabbing people on the subway cause the voices in his head told him that person is gonna be the next Hitler or some skizo shit like that.
 
It's that almost birdlike face and straight black hair. If he was wearing a black hoodie and sweats instead of playing dress up, you'd swear he was some guy who likes stabbing people on the subway cause the voices in his head told him that person is gonna be the next Hitler or some skizo shit like that.
Ripley might not pass as a woman, but he passes as a serial killer. Well done.
 
Basically everyone in the Kevryn Extended Universe all appear to have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch (Tranch?) on the way down but Rioley looks genuinely horrifying. I can't even put my finger on why exactly but he's positively revolting
I think what your feeling is from seeing how Rioley is a person. He's not just ugly on the outside, he's totally revolting on the inside. Knowing this, just seeing him causes your stomach to turn because you know he's a sicko. And an attention whore.
 
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