Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mr. Ghoul]

You guys can argue if you want about wifey fucking up ambers channel. But it’s very obvious she’s involved. You watch amber for like 6 years and you get an understanding how she operates when it comes to her vlogs. These vlogs are controlled. Good minimal editing. Tight in frame shots. Amber does her makeup and hair. The content is “amberlynn” content but in the most none controversial ways possible. Shows some food. Avoids all drama. Mentions weight loss. Does a weigh in. It’s like somebody took classic amberlynn and clean it up to be as nice, tight, and pretty as it can be. Amberlynn is expected to smile. It’s like she’s reading off a fucking prompt after going through wardrobe.
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And the crazy part? It’s fucking working. Wifey is actually turning ambers channel around. Look at the evidence. This was various different comment sections and thumbs up from the last two weeks.

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The positive comments on ambers channel now has over five hundred thumbs up. The videos themselves have more positive engagement than negative.

I don’t know what wifeys at home job is but i wouldn’t be surprised if it something to do with marketing. But goddam. Since wifey has came into the picture. Amberlynn’s kiwifarms sub forum has been destroyed. Her videos at getting positive comments with super positive engagement. And the videos are getting positive engagement. And the reaction channels barely talk about her anymore.

Wifey. Damn gorl. If you can rehabilitate amberlynns online hate cult. You aren’t getting paid enough. I’m…. Impressed.

It makes sense that a new strategy is getting new results. This blandening of her channel is, and surely will continue, to rope in a whole new audience of dumb NPC Ambabies. And, yes, this also makes her completely uninteresting to us haydurs. And this could go on for a while or forever, for all we know. BUT the one thing we know about Amber is that at her core, she is lazy and narcissistic and does not like to be told what to do. And history has always shown us that this lazy narcissistic attitude usually wins out in the end. Can Wipey keep Amby in check and succeed in turning her channel around? Maybe. But my money is on the long game and at some point Amber will likely fuck up, give up, or maybe just have a massive coronary before she ever loses that first 200 pounds. And even if she does lose it, her ego will get the best of her and her true smug colors will shine through and turn all of her new Ambabies into freshly minted haydurs.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I noted in Becky's thread that she has stopped referring to Amber by name. Amber is now doing the same, calling Becky "my ex." I wonder what feral hog fight led to that agreement.

 

[Dona Morte]

She can turn around the hate ratio all she wants.
On YouTube thumbs down is STILL engagement. It's about watch time, and if people are bored they will bounce.
For Amber it has always been about Health v. YouTube money NOT both.

 

[last_report]

This is exactly what all of our fat ladies utterly fail to understand when they start losing a little bit weight: the first hundred pounds is the easy part. Those are the pounds that their bodies are fucking begging to lose, if only they would give them a chance. Amberlynn lost the first hundred pounds out of 400 total? Not a bad start, but she still has no fucking idea what she's up against, or what it will take to get there.

I agree: she'll hit her first slowdown, or even just her first week when she doesn't lose as much as she thinks she should have, and the wheels will start to come off this express train to SkinnyLynn Town.

PS: There's no way this trend survives the holidays. She has, like, literally a 0% chance type situation.

At the rate she is losing it will take quite a while for her to hit a plateau. She usually hits plateaus because she can not be assed to follow with jenny craig or anything for more than 4 days max. Now she is guided by a strong hand and giving up so easily isn't in the picture anymore. Wifey has to observe her like a live-in prison guard so maybe she'll lose a bit before breaking up for good to get some orange chicken again.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

If Jade Francis wants to herd cattle around then she's moved to the right state and found the right herd. It's the first black cowboy in Kentucky and the first cowboy to own a standing desk.

Time to invest in Cellulite Valley.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

And the crazy part? It’s fucking working. Wifey is actually turning ambers channel around. Look at the evidence. This was various different comment sections and thumbs up from the last two weeks.

The positive comments on ambers channel now has over five hundred thumbs up. The videos themselves have more positive engagement than negative.

I don’t know what wifeys at home job is but i wouldn’t be surprised if it something to do with marketing. But goddam. Since wifey has came into the picture. Amberlynn’s kiwifarms sub forum has been destroyed. Her videos at getting positive comments with super positive engagement. And the videos are getting positive engagement. And the reaction channels barely talk about her anymore.

Wifey. Damn gorl. If you can rehabilitate amberlynns online hate cult. You aren’t getting paid enough. I’m…. Impressed.

You have to be careful with the statistics. A year ago, Amber's channel would be well over 100k views. Now, she hardly reaches 50k per video. One reason is that fewer people are watching her and her supporters are the ones giving thumbs up to her videos. Thumbs up/down are not really important especially if you lose viewers. These statistics might show that by removing any traces of drama, she is becoming less relevant and people are not watching anymore.

I noted in Becky's thread that she has stopped referring to Amber by name. Amber is now doing the same, calling Becky "my ex." I wonder what feral hog fight led to that agreement.

This is an attempt to sanitize her channel, certainly guided by Wifey.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Wipey does not realize that Amber is a cow, Amber got success by being a cow, without that she is just a fat bitch with shit content. We are gone through the days of body positivity, it's in a dumpster fire 2 years ago. These 50k viewers are watching her by "interest" and I mean hate-watching. Amber's audience is 95% hate watchers, all Jade is trying to do is wrangle a lolcow and it is not going to work.

Money will start going down and that is when we will get true Amber. Jade is trying to chase e-fame of cow-wrangling and I honestly don't get it at all. Especially considering her criminal history and her career choice of tech support.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

It's a dangerous game heading towards being normal and sanitised as which bit of that is supposed to make money?

Vloggers have come and gone, it's a swamped market. Unless you are stunning to look at, interesting or skilled then there can't possibly be that much potential in people watching you just living your life.

The absolute total majority of Amber viewers are here to watch the train come off the rails. This is clear to see when you consider the cancer video is one of the most watched.

 

[pistolwhipped]

God, all the positive comments on her recent videos are absolutely nauseating. People patting her on her shit stained shelf ass for doing the bare minimum. You really have to wonder what else these smooth brained fucks do in their spare time that they're genuinely interested in these boring as shit torrid try-on hauls and watching Amber's grubby inflated hands sort through pumpkin seeds.

Also we're really supposed to believe that this codependent cow who hops from one relationship to another is not only single, but has also magically cured her 30 years of binge eating disorder without the help of therapy? Like, really? We're really supposed to just believe that all of a sudden she's fixed and waking up at normal times, editing her shitty vlogs, preparing her own meals, and no longer binging without the help of anyone else?

Good luck keeping the weight off forever Hamber. I don't believe she's ready for a permanent clean eating lifestyle change, which is the only way she will be able to maintain a normal weight.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

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Only interesting part of the vlog IMO.

ikr, I can't believe she inserted both of them

 

[FatalTater]

Thing is, with this new style? Even if it brings in new people they might start looking at her old stuff.

Imagine being suckered in by this basic bitch "watch me take a single bite of salad" persona and then watching the Sausage Fest! video, or the one where she suggestively licks a shrimp while eyefucking the camera, or the one where she was deepthroating kebabs, and maybe watch her have an existential crisis when she orders cookie dough instead of ice cream in the middle of the night.

My prediction? Some of her older videos are going to start going missing soon. Also, when she gets to whatever weight in her mind makes her the most desirable she's gonna start trying to catch herself another butler. That should be horrifying to watch.

 

[ADHD]

Wipey does not realize that Amber is a cow, Amber got success by being a cow, without that she is just a fat bitch with shit content.

Not just shit content, but a non-existent personality. Amber has absolutely nothing to offer apart from being a complete trainwreck. I haven't watched the latest video, but the fact that I've seen almost no screencaps of her trying on her clothes tells me I don't need to bother.

The videos in green boxes should all easily hit at least 100k views, and not a single one of them has so far. So, yes, maybe her engagement is now more positive than negative, but as she snottily told us after Shrimpgate and people calling for mass unsubbing, what matters are the views, and those are down.

 

[Dona Morte]

Do you think a deleting streak is coming?

 

[Kier Starmer]

I do think Jade will try to get her to delete her most notorious videos. Let's not say what happens though, since Jade reads here but the result is funny let's say.

 

[Murderous Anas]

Jade is no doubt editing and directing these now because at a few points there was audio going over a scene change. In all 6 years watching Amber she has never done.

While I do think Jade has been doing the majority of the directing, I'm about 50/50 on who's doing the editing - we all know Amber loves to do those obnoxious repeated instant replay snippets in moments she thinks are humorous, and at first that's what made me believe that Amber was still in control of the editing, BUT... I've noticed these edits in at least 3 of her recent videos (someone correct me if I'm wrong) and that seems excessive to me. They were never this frequent before. It's almost like Jade is adding in these edits herself to emulate Amberlynn's "personality."

 

[dfranki723]

I suppose her ''fans'' will be continuing these vile arselicking comments until Fatty finds another sick person to verbally assault via voicemail or until she leaves Twinkie shaking in pain again to go out and stuff her crusty mouth.

Fat cunt shows a pathetic meal that is guaranteed to be less than a regular snack for her and every single thing she's done that people hate her for magically disappears and she's suddenly a success story.

I will say, the commenters seem to think they are ''above'' ALR (the comments are positive but patronising) yet she's successfully manipulating every single one of them and they're letting it happen.
I cannot imagine dumping praise onto a raging twat of a 600lb wench-child because she's pretending to eat healthy foods and throwing on some hideous outfits.
She isn't mentally disabled, she's not five years old and she has not changed. Infantilising this thing is such a irritating thing to witness.

 

[Owlflaps]

The only way this saga becomes fun is when Wipey leaves.

Dear Wipey, if you're reading this, I hope you fuck up and Amber exposes you. You might be controlling dommy Mommy, but Amber's a huge fat narc and she'll push back.

 

[Anal birth]

So from now on is Amber a nigger digger like every other white woman on soshul meja??? Gotta get that clout whatever it takes!

 

[Fupa Control]

blech, this is like when Wayne’s World got bought up by the network. “And with her as always is Wifey!” In for the possible payoff of a righteous taking-my-channel-back arc however underwhelming it likely will be.

 

[RVNX]

i guess wifey is black then.
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I want whatever you are smoking because all I see is a fucking stove. You need to stop obsessing so much over this shit.