US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[borsabil]

I don't know if the pant shitting story is true, but the fact that everyone thinks it could be true is an indicator of just how much Joe Biden has deteriorated. I don't know how anyone doesn't see this as elder abuse. If he were just a regular Joe-schmo, getting him to sign legal documents (much less actual laws and agreements with other nations) would be seen at best as manipulative and at worse as criminal exploitation of an elderly dementia patient.

Even those who actually like Joe Biden should be concerned that he is not able to make policy himself but is instead being used by those behind the scenes. Whether it is his wife, his VP, his cabinet, or some shadowy cabal doesn't matter. Joe is not calling the shots anymore and for that reason alone should not be President. That's not how democracy is supposed to work.

How much humiliation are they willing to heap on Joe to avoid a Kamala Harris presidency? If Joe is polling as badly as he is, what kind of numbers do they have on Harris that would make keeping a pants shitting, shuffling, gaffe machine in office the better choice? Or is the fact that he is practically brain dead and therefore a complete puppet the reason why they refuse to replace him with Harris?

It's starting to hit the MSM if only to debonk

Trolls make ridiculous claim Joe Biden ‘pooped himself’ during meeting with Pope

TWITTER trolls made ridiculous claims that Joe Biden “pooped himself” amid reports that his meeting with Pope Francis was “unusually long”. The hashtag #PoopypantsBiden went viral as ba…

www.the-sun.com

Apparently the accident rumor refers to a traffic incident.

#PoopyPantsBiden: The REAL 'accident' behind hashtag, and how trolls got it wrong

The US President met with Pope Francis on Friday, October 29, as part of the POTUS' official visit to the Vatican since taking office

meaww.com

The rumor took off due to all the weirdness during the Papal audience. The live stream was cut off with no explanation. Then a GOP operative tweets out the rumors she was hearing about a 'bathroom incident'.

He might just have pissed himself, but as he uses continence aids a bit of urine wouldn't have caused an incident as I assume they made sure he had fresh depends on before meeting the Pope.

The total media silence, apart from the 2 debonks I could find, also speaks volumes. Like you say journalists might not know whether it's true or not but they 100% know it's possible.

So yeah the President of the United States shit himself, it's most likely what happened given what we know.

 

[Gar For Archer]

It's starting to hit the MSM if only to debonk

Trolls make ridiculous claim Joe Biden ‘pooped himself’ during meeting with Pope

TWITTER trolls made ridiculous claims that Joe Biden “pooped himself” amid reports that his meeting with Pope Francis was “unusually long”. The hashtag #PoopypantsBiden went viral as ba…

www.the-sun.com

Apparently the accident rumor refers to a traffic incident.

#PoopyPantsBiden: The REAL 'accident' behind hashtag, and how trolls got it wrong

The US President met with Pope Francis on Friday, October 29, as part of the POTUS' official visit to the Vatican since taking office

meaww.com

The rumor took off due to all the weirdness during the Papal audience. The live stream was cut off with no explanation. Then a GOP operative tweets out the rumors she was hearing about a 'bathroom incident'.

He might just have pissed himself, but as he uses continence aids a bit of urine wouldn't have caused an incident as I assume they made sure he had fresh depends on before meeting the Pope.

The total media silence, apart from the 2 debonks I could find, also speaks volumes. Like you say journalists might not know whether it's true or not but they 100% know it's possible.

So yeah the President of the United States shit himself, it's most likely what happened given what we know.

Lmao, when the only people coming to bat for you are The Sun and some no-name gossip rag, I think it’s pretty safe to say that’s an implicit confirmation that Biden shit himself.

 

[Ruin]

Normally when a damaging claim against Biden is made the deboonkers are out in full force with hundreds of articles with a few hours.

The fact that they're so suspiciously quiet makes me thing Biden probably did shit himself.

 

[Polyboros2]

Normally when a damaging claim against Biden is made the deboonkers are out in full force with hundreds of articles with a few hours.

The fact that they're so suspiciously quiet makes me thing Biden probably did shit himself.

At this point it's a hand full of unsubstantiated rumors from nobodies and a bunch of shit posting. Coming out to even deboonk/deny it would legitimize and amplify it way more than than just ignoring it at the moment.

 

[jspit2.0]

Thank you for that. It's genuinely fascinating to me. Half of me wants to share it with a Democrat I know who lives in St. Louis and the other half of me knows exactly what sort of response I'd get for my trouble. That's if they're still talking with me since I disagreed with them that Trump called White Supremacists "very fine people" which I think she isn't.

Great post. Rarely seen corruption so blatant.

Of course, Illinois is infamous for corruption. Not that corruption is only exclusive to one party or anything. At the end of the day your friends sounds like someone drinking the kool-aid.

Sinema has a chance to cave, which would help in pushing pressure onto Manchin. Manchin himself is unassailable, and basically everyone no matter their faction knows he could always jump ship to the other side. So they have to be very delicate with him.

They tried to primary him and failed. Paula Jean Swearengin, far left loonie and Bernie Braw, ran.

She likes to talk about how she's a coal miners daughter, but she's a forty something accountant.

She wound up losing the primary in 2018, as apparently not even West Virginia Democrats are crazy/stupid enough to toss Senator Manchin. Still, it's terrifying she won a third of them.

She ran and got the nomination again in 2020, where she was able to test her allegation that a True ProgressiveTM could totally do better than a dinosaur!

She lost to Republican Shelly Capito 70-27...

She's since left the Democratic Party this year for some far leftist political party. Which may actually hurt Democrats if she's on the ballot and bleeds support from them.

 

[verissimus]

Lmao, when the only people coming to bat for you are The Sun and some no-name gossip rag, I think it’s pretty safe to say that’s an implicit confirmation that Biden shit himself.

I think you might have it backwards. The gossip rags may only be doing this just for attention, not because they want to defend Biden. The best way to defend Biden on this is if its not covered. Denying such openly and rigorously would just bring embarrassing attention to it regardless if it was really false.

 

[Gehenna]

I think you might have it backwards. The gossip rags may only be doing this just for attention, not because they want to defend Biden. The best way to defend Biden on this is if its not covered. Denying such openly and rigorously would just bring embarrassing attention to it regardless if it was really false.

It's to be seen if it will spread, but I know that those out in the 'normie sphere' have heard of it. So Nobody denying it will eventually hurt them, especially because they lack the goodwill for people to dismiss it automatically.

 

[Oats12345]

It's to be seen if it will spread, but I know that those out in the 'normie sphere' have heard of it. So Nobody denying it will eventually hurt them, especially because they lack the goodwill for people to dismiss it automatically.

I think it helps too in that it's very believable in a sad why

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I dunno about Mormons because those fuckers are weird, but Dante definitely had it going on.

Dante's Inferno is basically Bible fanfiction, so no.

 

[Terrifik]

kyle rittenhouse might be safe from media because their focusing on Surpeme court hearing texas abortain again.

 

[Getting tard comed]

At this point it's a hand full of unsubstantiated rumors from nobodies and a bunch of shit posting. Coming out to even deboonk/deny it would legitimize and amplify it way more than than just ignoring it at the moment.

That's not how they react to any other rumor though. This started with a bluecheck mark on the lefts microphone of Twitter that the president shit himself. It trended there when we know if Twitter doesn't want something to trend they will disappear it.

I think your analysis is incorrect here.

 

[thyme's up]

At this point it's a hand full of unsubstantiated rumors from nobodies and a bunch of shit posting. Coming out to even deboonk/deny it would legitimize and amplify it way more than than just ignoring it at the moment.

Ignoring it worked really well for Let's Go Brandon.

The bigger question is how this got out and trending in the first place. Remember Hunter's laptop? They immediately shut that down. It was only because of Guliani and Co making such a stink about it that it got out into the normie sphere.

The whole thing is weird, except for him having an accident. Whether it's his age or his meds or both, it's not surprising it happens, and has probably happened before and been covered up. So why leak it now?

 

[Gar For Archer]

Ignoring it worked really well for Let's Go Brandon.

The bigger question is how this got out and trending in the first place. Remember Hunter's laptop? They immediately shut that down. It was only because of Guliani and Co making such a stink about it that it got out into the normie sphere.

The whole thing is weird, except for him having an accident. Whether it's his age or his meds or both, it's not surprising it happens, and has probably happened before and been covered up. So why leak it now?

They didn’t choose to leak it any more than Biden chose to leak in his pants. Like, I’m sure they would rather nobody know about it at all. They’re just choosing to not cover it up.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

kyle rittenhouse might be safe from media because their focusing on Surpeme court hearing texas abortain again.

Well between this and Rittenhouse, I guess I'm not going anywhere today.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Of course, Illinois is infamous for corruption. Not that corruption is only exclusive to one party or anything. At the end of the day your friends sounds like someone drinking the kool-aid.



They tried to primary him and failed. Paula Jean Swearengin, far left loonie and Bernie Braw, ran.

She likes to talk about how she's a coal miners daughter, but she's a forty something accountant.

She wound up losing the primary in 2018, as apparently not even West Virginia Democrats are crazy/stupid enough to toss Senator Manchin. Still, it's terrifying she won a third of them.

She ran and got the nomination again in 2020, where she was able to test her allegation that a True ProgressiveTM could totally do better than a dinosaur!

She lost to Republican Shelly Capito 70-27...

She's since left the Democratic Party this year for some far leftist political party. Which may actually hurt Democrats if she's on the ballot and bleeds support from them.

Is she a descendant of Al Swearengin from Deadwood? If so, he must be horribly disappointed in that cocksucker.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Dante's Inferno is basically Bible fanfiction, so no.

It's Aeneid fanfiction, and the Aeneid was Homer fanfiction commissioned to talk up how great the commissioner's OC was.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Barret's supposedly setting up to be a cuck faggot combo on Texas

 

[JosephStalin]

They could, but then you'd have to leave them within 100 yards of Joe. Might not be the best option.

No sweat, with their "Bubba" around.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Have you noticed that all the protests are pilled on sinema but 0 on manchin?

Like the whole vitriol is against sinema but manchin who actually is fucking them harder in any shape and form than sinema has zero protests and harassment?

because Sinema is a woman, and progressives hate women, and have no problem intimidating, or physically harming them because they're the weaker sex. They're bullies.


Have to do this, sorry:

 

[JosephStalin]

That a really old film, I'd say from the 60s or maybe early 70s. The USAF phased out work khaki uniforms in favor of camo working uniforms after the Vietnam War, I think.

Film's dated 1962. The khakis went out in the late 70's and weren't replaced. Instead, we just wore light or dark blue shirts with our blue trousers. We wore the green fatigues until the mid-80's, then replaced by the camo Battle Dress Uniforms. The BDUs have changed several times since I retired over 20 years ago.