US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[King Dead]

A Party Embraces Vulgarity

This chant perfectly encapsulates the rot and unseriousness of the Republican party - like the smart-alec in the classroom who adds nothing but juvenile taunts and distractions.

steady.substack.com

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You people are so vulgar!

Spoiler: also, last month:

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I've got a small d for you alright.


lol the chutzpah on that pos


Stupid sports fans, always so vulgar! Probably white as well! Eww!


Is it now?


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The hypocrisy is stunning.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: if the left didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.

Fuck Joe Biden.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Did Potato Head really shit himself in the company of the Pope?

 

[Blackhole]

Did Potato Head really shit himself in the company of the Pope?

lol yeah

 

[DoomsdayElite]

lol yeah

I knew he'd dook in his drawers, sooner or later.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

She is lying about having covid because She doesn't want to deal with the shit from Biden.

Literally.

I hope that the first thing Doocy asks her about when she gets back is if "the rumors that came out of Rome about the sudden change in coverage of the President's Vatican visit" are true.

 

[Titos]

The Pope is evil,a betrayer,a snake. He's also a nonce and whatever.
Biden is just a senile man who shits himself. Sure,he's a puppet of evil,but he isn't aware and he can't do anything about it.

The pope has always been evil, Jesus himself said nobody goes to the father except through him, not some pedo with a tiny hat. In terms of Christian fan fiction believability it goes Mormonism > Dantes Inferno > Catholicism.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

The pope has always been evil, Jesus himself said nobody goes to the father except through him, not some pedo with a tiny hat. In terms of Christian fan fiction believability it goes Mormonism > Dantes Inferno > Catholicism.

I dunno about Mormons because those fuckers are weird, but Dante definitely had it going on.

 

[Art Kassul]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: if the left didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.

Fuck Joe Biden.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DanRather/status/1454786252587237383

The twitter thread is predictably insane. These people have the memory capacity of goldfish, and the moral integrity of car salesmen.


I don't know what this one means, but it is the most reasonable of the top replies.

 

[Titos]

I dunno about Mormons because those fuckers are weird, but Dante definitely had it going on.

Have you read Dantes Inferno? Half of it is the dude jerking himself off about how his favorite dead authors think he's a totally cool guy. That's part of the reason people derisively call it fan fiction. Mormonism at least has cool shit about owning planets when you go to heaven. Also any group that started using a language other people purposefully can't understand is no doubt evil and such so is the catholic church.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Have you read Dantes Inferno? Half of it is the dude jerking himself off about how his favorite dead authors think he's a totally cool guy. That's part of the reason people derisively call it fan fiction. Mormonism at least has cool shit about owning planets when you go to heaven. Also any group that started using a language other people purposefully can't understand is no doubt evil and such so is the catholic church.

Mormons are weird and have a finite number of people that can go to heaven, which means that current Mormons have a better chance if they convert to Islam.

 

[Titos]

Mormons are weird and have a finite number of people that can go to heaven, which means that current Mormons have a better chance if they convert to Islam.

You're thinking of Jehovas Witness' not Mormons. Jehovas Witness' are the weirdos who don't believe in birthday parties, Mormons are the weirdos who don't drink and love basketball.

 

[LaxerBRO]

As someone who has stood in line behind an old man at a sandwich shop while he filled his pants, no, it's a sin against everyone in the immediate area and whatever kid making minimum wage has the job of wiping it up.


Edit: Just saw this. Lmao and this is the party who promised to "return to normal"
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Activists Demonstrate Outside Wedding Officiated by Kyrsten Sinema

Activists demonstrated outside a wedding officiated by Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D., Ariz.) in Bisbee, Ariz., last weekend.

www.yahoo.com

The bitch should have had her wedding at Enchantment resort.

Beautiful setting, superb service, rooms are very comfortable, and best of all the whole area is in the middle of the desert and the outlying grounds are private property.

The only other place is Amanguri but that is not in Arizona.

 

[Oats12345]

Reading the story made me feel MOTI a bit. Especially where the bride was in tears begging the fucking weirdos to just leave for an hour so she could have the wedding she wanted, and one of them demanded in turn that she deliver some snark to Sinema.
These people do not operate in reality, and I hope to God that Sinema doubles down and sits on that crazy ass of hers while they spin.

It really shows how Lefties really don't care about normal people as they pretend to be

 

[pwnest injun]

You're thinking of Jehovas Witness' not Mormons. Jehovas Witness' are the weirdos who don't believe in birthday parties, Mormons are the weirdos who don't drink and love basketball.

Is it because basketball players are closer to space from being so tall?

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

Mormons are weird and have a finite number of people that can go to heaven, which means that current Mormons have a better chance if they convert to Islam.

No that’s Jehovah's witnesses.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

I was wrong about weird religions and @Feline Supremacist is correct that there will be avenging angels because Biden shat his pants.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

These people do not operate in reality,

This timestamped part really pissed me off:

It is very obvious that none of the groomsmen are actually men. Someone should have took one for the team by whipping that gate open and beating the piss out of that faggot.

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

Did Potato Head really shit himself in the company of the Pope?

It was concentrated evil coming out from inside of him.

 

[Bakarina]

This timestamped part really pissed me off:

It is very obvious that none of the groomsmen are actually men. Someone should have took one for the team by whipping that gate open and beating the piss out of that faggot.

Rock salt could have solved the problem

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Have you read Dantes Inferno? Half of it is the dude jerking himself off about how his favorite dead authors think he's a totally cool guy. That's part of the reason people derisively call it fan fiction. Mormonism at least has cool shit about owning planets when you go to heaven. Also any group that started using a language other people purposefully can't understand is no doubt evil and such so is the catholic church.

The Mormons have the most literal fan fiction because they wrote An Archive of Our Own tier sequel to the Bible.