US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Realistic Elephant]

And now we know how Lucifer really fell. He had some Taco bell before a meeting with God and had a really bad shart.

Ethan Ralph is truly the Dark Lord's son.

 

[Blackhole]

Ethan Ralph is truly the Dark Lord's son.

IT'S NAWT TRUUU,I DIDN'T FUCK LILITH!!! IT WAS YOU WHO MADE HUMANS ATTRACTIVE!!!

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The Pope is evil,a betrayer,a snake. He's also a nonce and whatever.
Biden is just a senile man who shits himself. Sure,he's a puppet of evil,but he isn't aware and he can't do anything about it.

Sure but pants shitting isn’t a mortal sin, even though the dry cleaning bill might be.

Biden has been the worst kind of sinner there ever is, a fake Christian enriching himself at the expense of others while indulging in his, and his children's, degenerate and foul acts while haranguing us about our sinful ways. I'm sure this is the Lord's way of humiliating him before he sharts all himself on live TV while screaming "Nigger!" at some foreign dignitary. Then you will have all the proof he's a mortal sinner.

 

[MirrorNoir]

How's that going to work when Biden can't even get Democrats to agree to free community college in 2021?

You pototoheads know the president doesn't make laws right?

the real issue is that community college is looked down upon. At best, you go there if you are super fucking dirt poor. At best, you go there to boost your GPA so a real college will accept you or you are someone who wants to burn through the required Gen Ed shit in a year or year and a half before going to a real college so you can then speedrun to get your major degree.

 

[Blackhole]

Biden has been the worst kind of sinner there ever is, a fake Christian enriching himself at the expense of others while indulging in his, and his children's, degenerate and foul acts while haranguing us about our sinful ways. I'm sure this is the Lord's way of humiliating him before he sharts all himself on live TV while screaming "Nigger!" at some foreign dignitary. Then you will have all the proof he's a mortal sinner.

...Yeah. Pretty much. Oh well,he deserves it. At least the collapse of the world is funny.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Biden has been the worst kind of sinner there ever is, a fake Christian enriching himself at the expense of others while indulging in his, and his children's, degenerate and foul acts while haranguing us about our sinful ways. I'm sure this is the Lord's way of humiliating him before he sharts all himself on live TV while screaming "Nigger!" at some foreign dignitary. Then you will have all the proof he's a mortal sinner.

You have issues, man. All I’ve commented on is whether or not pants shitting is a mortal sin.

E: the fact that I’ve commented on that means I have issues too.

 

[Blackhole]

You have issues, man. All I’ve commented on is whether or not pants shitting is a mortal sin.

E: the fact that I’ve commented on that means I have issues too.

Shitting your pants is only a sin against your pants and your underwear.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

You have issues, man. All I’ve commented on is whether or not pants shitting is a mortal sin.

E: the fact that I’ve commented on that means I have issues too.

Shitting your pants is only a sin against your pants and your underwear.

You all are proof Vatican II was a huge mistake.

 

[Sithis]

Shitting your pants is only a sin against your pants and your underwear.

As someone who has stood in line behind an old man at a sandwich shop while he filled his pants, no, it's a sin against everyone in the immediate area and whatever kid making minimum wage has the job of wiping it up.


Edit: Just saw this. Lmao and this is the party who promised to "return to normal"

Activists Demonstrate Outside Wedding Officiated by Kyrsten Sinema

Activists demonstrated outside a wedding officiated by Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D., Ariz.) in Bisbee, Ariz., last weekend.

www.yahoo.com

 

[spinal gas chamber]

You all are proof Vatican II was a huge mistake.

I’m a lapsed catholic and admit it but lol if there’s any canon about pants shitting.

E: the post above me has a point and is why I said I have no idea if the dry cleaning bill was a mortal sin, but I was thinking about the usury charge and have no idea if that’s mortal or not anymore

 

[verissimus]

As someone who has stood in line behind an old man at a sandwich shop while he filled his pants, no, it's a sin against everyone in the immediate area and whatever kid making minimum wage has the job of wiping it up.


Edit: Just saw this. Lmao and this is the party who promised to "return to normal"
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Activists Demonstrate Outside Wedding Officiated by Kyrsten Sinema

Activists demonstrated outside a wedding officiated by Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D., Ariz.) in Bisbee, Ariz., last weekend.

www.yahoo.com

The absolute state of the Left....what next? Are they going to demonstrate outside the elementary school Manchin went to?

 

[Sithis]

The absolute state of the Left....what next? Are they going to demonstrate outside the elementary school Manchin went to?

Reading the story made me feel MOTI a bit. Especially where the bride was in tears begging the fucking weirdos to just leave for an hour so she could have the wedding she wanted, and one of them demanded in turn that she deliver some snark to Sinema.
These people do not operate in reality, and I hope to God that Sinema doubles down and sits on that crazy ass of hers while they spin.

 

[Art Kassul]

A Party Embraces Vulgarity

This chant perfectly encapsulates the rot and unseriousness of the Republican party - like the smart-alec in the classroom who adds nothing but juvenile taunts and distractions.

steady.substack.com

In a compelling column in the Washington Post, Dana Milbank uses the phrase to dive into the stark differences between the seriousness and propriety of the two political parties at this moment. He writes:

“Democrats clear the way for passage of a $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill that will provide broadband Internet and lead-free drinking water to every American, and better roads, bridges and ports for all to enjoy. And Republicans reply: Let’s go Brandon...
Could the contrast be any greater? Half of America’s leaders are trying to govern, and the other half are hurling vulgarities.”

You people are so vulgar!

Spoiler: also, last month:

“F- Joe Biden,” or the slightly less explicitly obscene but no more clever “Let’s go Brandon,” is about much more than political passion or anger. It’s about weaponizing the vulgar dehumanization of our entire democratic - small d - experiment.

I've got a small d for you alright.

Joe Biden is not only a person; he is the President of the United States, whether your tinfoil-shrouded conspiracy brain cares to recognize that fact or not.

lol the chutzpah on that pos

It’s not surprising that the “F- Joe Biden” chant began at sporting events, because it is just the kind of thing that happens when tens of thousands of often inebriated fans get riled up over a game, feuling a group-enforced hatred for an opposing team.

Stupid sports fans, always so vulgar! Probably white as well! Eww!

The hypocrisy is stunning.

Is it now?

This is Donald Trump allowing the basest of human instincts to triumph over reason.

The hypocrisy is stunning.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I’m a lapsed catholic and admit it but lol if there’s any canon about pants shitting.

E: the post above me has a point and is why I said I have no idea if the dry cleaning bill was a mortal sin, but I was thinking about the usury charge and have no idea if that’s mortal or not anymore

There is canon about mortal sins, abortion and the support thereof is one. Incurring the wrath of God by disobeying and/or angering him is one of His punishments, Pants pooping in front of the Pope is a humiliation and sign he has incurred God's anger. More to come, preferably via an Avenging Angel.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Edit: Just saw this. Lmao and this is the party who promised to "return to normal"
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Activists Demonstrate Outside Wedding Officiated by Kyrsten Sinema

Activists demonstrated outside a wedding officiated by Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D., Ariz.) in Bisbee, Ariz., last weekend.

www.yahoo.com

The absolute state of the Left....what next? Are they going to demonstrate outside the elementary school Manchin went to?

Reading the story made me feel MOTI a bit. Especially where the bride was in tears begging the fucking weirdos to just leave for an hour so she could have the wedding she wanted, and one of them demanded in turn that she deliver some snark to Sinema.
These people do not operate in reality, and I hope to God that Sinema doubles down and sits on that crazy ass of hers while they spin.

Need I remind y'all?

Sinema gets what she fucking deserves. She decided to make that bed, now she gets to lie in it. Fuck her.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

There is canon about mortal sins, abortion and the support thereof is one. Incurring the wrath of God by disobeying and/or angering him is one of His punishments, Pants pooping in front of the Pope is a humiliation and sign he has incurred God's anger. More to come, preferably via an Avenging Angel.

What if it was just a shart?

 

[Gehenna]

A Party Embraces Vulgarity

This chant perfectly encapsulates the rot and unseriousness of the Republican party - like the smart-alec in the classroom who adds nothing but juvenile taunts and distractions.

steady.substack.com

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You people are so vulgar!

Spoiler: also, last month:

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This, from the party of this:

 

[Feline Supremacist]

A Party Embraces Vulgarity

This chant perfectly encapsulates the rot and unseriousness of the Republican party - like the smart-alec in the classroom who adds nothing but juvenile taunts and distractions.

steady.substack.com

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You people are so vulgar!

Spoiler: also, last month:

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They claimed our previous President was into "golden showers" and rape, but Let's Go Brandon aka Fuck Joe Biden is vulgar? Fuck off.

I was a laid back and a "live and let live" kind of person until 2016. Not anymore.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

What if it was just a shart?

Go sniff and then report back.

 

[Art Kassul]

This, from the party of this:

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The republicans may be mostly impotent hucksters, but the left in general are deranged hyper-indoctrinated imbeciles led by history's greatest monsters.