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What do you guys think about storing and eating your wedding cake on your first anniversary?
Had no idea that was even a tradition until this thread, and it just sounds like a disaster in the making. Imagine the freezer burn.

Just bake a new cake for the two of you, guys lol. If you want the same cake a year later, maybe ask the baker to give you the recipe.
 
Had no idea that was even a tradition until this thread, and it just sounds like a disaster in the making. Imagine the freezer burn.

Just bake a new cake for the two of you, guys lol. If you want the same cake a year later, maybe ask the baker to give you the recipe.
Yeeeeeeah, I think I decided maybe we will get a cake from the same bakery we got our wedding cake as a backup in case the cake turns out to be utterly disgusting. Let you all know how it goes in April.
 
Yeeeeeeah, I think I decided maybe we will get a cake from the same bakery we got our wedding cake as a backup in case the cake turns out to be utterly disgusting. Let you all know how it goes in April.
That seems like a much better idea. Plus, you could make it an anniversary tradition if you really wanted to.
 
Are we still talking about our wedding experiences?

Got married a few weeks ago. Court house wedding, parents only so we didn't have to deal with badly behaved nephews or BPD SIL.

As we got there this crackhead couple walked out arguing with a few other crackheads. We get married and it's all done and over in like 15 minutes, walk out and theres ambos and police cars cause one of the crackheads apparently stabbed one of the other ones. We had to give witness statements to an attempted murder around 20 minutes after getting married.

Been keeping an eye on the local paper to see if the dude died, so I could keep it as a morbid wedding story but alas he seems to have lived :(
 
Are we still talking about our wedding experiences?

Got married a few weeks ago. Court house wedding, parents only so we didn't have to deal with badly behaved nephews or BPD SIL.

As we got there this crackhead couple walked out arguing with a few other crackheads. We get married and it's all done and over in like 15 minutes, walk out and theres ambos and police cars cause one of the crackheads apparently stabbed one of the other ones. We had to give witness statements to an attempted murder around 20 minutes after getting married.

Been keeping an eye on the local paper to see if the dude died, so I could keep it as a morbid wedding story but alas he seems to have lived :(
Silver lining, at least it's an interesting story to tell?
 
Silver lining, at least it's an interesting story to tell?
Yes! Definitely something worth telling to your kids/grandkids/nieces/nephews/etc.

Also, congratulations1

If there's no frosting, I'm sure it can be used as a blunt weapon in case of a home invasion by the time the year has passed
Bad news, there is frosting, it is Italian buttercream so unfortunately that won't work.
 
That's friggin adorable. I love that idea. Little bitty anniversary cakes.
yeah, will definitely do.

Anyways, I found this post on weddingbee the other day about this woman who bought herself a "practice engagement ring" because her boyfriend in his 30s still hasn't proposed to her. This sounds like something a teen would do, not someone in her late 20s or early 30s would do. Also, what is there to practice wearing a ring on that finger for? She never even wears it in public, just in private in her home. I just find this all bizarre.

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yeah, will definitely do.

Anyways, I found this post on weddingbee the other day about this woman who bought herself a "practice engagement ring" because her boyfriend in his 30s still hasn't proposed to her. This sounds like something a teen would do, not someone in her late 20s or early 30s would do. Also, what is there to practice wearing a ring on that finger for? She never even wears it in public, just in private in her home. I just find this all bizarre.

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To paraphrase the insane ladies of "Female Dating Strategy":
That boy has no intentions of proposing.
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Stopped clocks and whatnot.
 
So on Etsy, I noticed these wine labels you can put on gift wine for wedding gifts where you are supposed to drink the wine for various marriage milestones. I noticed one of them is "first baby" which I don't know about you, but that just seems like a bad idea because what if later the couple turns out to be infertile or otherwise turn out can't/not want to have kids for whatever reason? It just sounds like a recipe for failure if that happens.

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Infact, British people, correct me if I am wrong, but I heard of this old tradition where you save cake until your baby's first christening which just sounds... disgusting especially since it can take way longer to have a baby than a year and not every couple is ready to have one right when they get married for many reasons. I know in the US the tradition is save the top of the cake for the anniversary which seems a little more reasonable and bakeries do show you how to store it.

I admit, I am curious how our wedding cake will taste this coming April. My cousins who have gotten married have said theirs stored well and tasted not half bad, but still, that tradition originally came from when wedding cakes were more fruit-cakey, but at the same time, freezers weren't really much of a thing I don't think. Oh well, what is the worst that can happen?

What do you guys think about storing and eating your wedding cake on your first anniversary?
My wife and I never did that. We were told to do as much but decided that the idea of eating year old frozen cake wasn't the best way to celebrate. We went back to the same bakery that we got out cake made and got a smaller version of our original cake.

Are we still talking about our wedding experiences?

Got married a few weeks ago. Court house wedding, parents only so we didn't have to deal with badly behaved nephews or BPD SIL.

As we got there this crackhead couple walked out arguing with a few other crackheads. We get married and it's all done and over in like 15 minutes, walk out and theres ambos and police cars cause one of the crackheads apparently stabbed one of the other ones. We had to give witness statements to an attempted murder around 20 minutes after getting married.

Been keeping an eye on the local paper to see if the dude died, so I could keep it as a morbid wedding story but alas he seems to have lived :(
Sucks, but you'll never forget your crackhead wedding.
 
yeah, will definitely do.

Anyways, I found this post on weddingbee the other day about this woman who bought herself a "practice engagement ring" because her boyfriend in his 30s still hasn't proposed to her. This sounds like something a teen would do, not someone in her late 20s or early 30s would do. Also, what is there to practice wearing a ring on that finger for? She never even wears it in public, just in private in her home. I just find this all bizarre.

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I’ve only heard of practice engagement rings in the context of trying out a ring you think you might want. This is just sad.
 
To paraphrase the insane ladies of "Female Dating Strategy":
That boy has no intentions of proposing.
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Stopped clocks and whatnot.
How the hell is it a bargaining chip? Seems like the last thing you wanna bring up in an argument is the fact you haven't proposed to your girlfriend.
 
What are your thoughts on monograms?
(Late.) I hate the monogram concept most of the time. If you're getting some small custom metalwork with a family crest and the family surname on it, cool. Otherwise, I generally find the practice to be wasteful as all getout. When thrift shopping, I can't tell you how many times I've seen singles or entire sets of things like glasses, candle holders or some other pretty-yet-useful things I really wanted, but couldn't use because I looked closer and OH BOY, they all have someone's initials, names or even a whole ass message about the couple getting married. So those fuckers got a tax write-off for dumping it onto a charity shop that's just going to have to throw it away for them anyway. Classy.

The other one's kind of interesting (the bark pattern thing sounds cool on paper), but definitely not my cup of tea. I'm not crazy about the bark pattern on the band- it doesn't really look like bark, just vaguely distressed/crinkled, and is kind of ugly ngl. It does only have the one prominent stone thing going on though, so points there lmao. It's definitely not worth the price they're asking for though, Jesus.
I think it's ugly too, but more importantly, think about those little spiky bits that stick out catching onto every fabric your left hand touches. Seconding on the price being batshit.

What do you guys think about storing and eating your wedding cake on your first anniversary?
I think it needs to be planned for when deciding how your cake is being made. It will need a layer of fondant encasing the entire tier and it will need to be done expertly, which it better be at wedding cake prices. Double or triple vacuum seal the cake, deep freeze the tier at the bottom of a chest freezer cranked all the way to its coldest (which it should always be anyway) and peeling off the fondant probably won't even be necessary. Peel off the fondant if you don't vacuum seal, though.

I'm really digging the idea of going back to the bakery for a mini cake of what you originally had as an alternative. I like it even more when considering the idea that you can keep going back to get one every year in stead of just for the first anniversary.
 
How the hell is it a bargaining chip? Seems like the last thing you wanna bring up in an argument is the fact you haven't proposed to your girlfriend.
Your getting it all wrong. The bargaining chip is getting engaged, for instance, she gets annoyed at his lack of commitment and refuses to move in together or something else like that. Then he could pull that one out, "Alright then, here's an engagement ring. Let's move in together."

From the information she gave in the practice engagement ring post, they are already living together, therefore they are also already sleeping together.

The comment's on that other site were saying that's exactly why he hasn't proposed and given her an engagement ring. They're already screwing and playing house, what else can she offer him to encourage him to agree to marry?

He's already getting everything he wants.
 
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