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The US has plenty of talent, it's just that their projects are too expensive to fund the way the industry currently is. And they would rather work in creative fields that actually pay them their job's worth.
Only if it's profitable. It doesn't matter how great a cartoon is. If it can't make money, it won't be able to influence the industry. And besides, a great cartoon needs a great amount of funding. Where's that money gonna come from, and why would people fund something with a minimal return on investment? Unless, of course, it operated on a business model that allowed for profit maximization, which, in that case, would be a huge blow to the industry.
You want to know what I think right now is a more dangerous thing to the US animation industry/sequential art world's current overseers these days? The audience and people realizing there's better shit to toss that money to, and a someone knowing to give something better than what's available and waiving their flag and making noise to let the crowd know where to get it.

Remember, laissez-faire capitalism works both ways. The corporations may stand tall and tower over the people, but if someone wanted to, they could find a way to build a tower of their own and demolish the others to rid of the competition.
 
1. IT'S NOT AN ANIME, YOU DUMB FUCKS.
Yeah, that's one of the many things that bothers me. Anime is animation produced in Japan by Japanese people. Why would this be called "anime"? Only because the style is inspired by it? Bullshit. Anime have so many different styles, there is not even one "anime style".
 
Yeah, that's one of the many things that bothers me. Anime is animation produced in Japan by Japanese people. Why would this be called "anime"? Only because the style is inspired by it? Bullshit. Anime have so many different styles, there is not even one "anime style".
You can always fall back on the old "Anime literally just means 'animation' in Japan and therefore all cartoons are technically anime" argument but ultimately at the end of the day the whole anime vs non-anime argument is just angels dancing on the head of a pin.

The bigger issue that must be drilled down on is that Crunchyroll lied through their teeth about helping Japanese studios and then turned around and did the exact opposite of that.

EDIT: And the horse they did back didn't even have the decency to put in a good showing for itself.
 
My problem with stuff like this is that its just a shit show and I knew it was gonna be shit when I first saw the promotional art. I'm not sure what's going on with the industry where it seems to only be able to produce mediocrity or unwatchable garbage for anyone older than 15. When I think about older cartoons that have a focus on diversity that isn't their only appeal there is more to them than "this show is for black people!!!!". For example the goal of ATLA was to be a good show first and foremost but there is also a diverse cast of characters and cultures that have been portrayed in a respectful and relatable way. My main issue with High Guardian Spice and many other shows right now is that their bottom line is to be inclusive not entertaining.
 
@Omnium Ultimatus isn't fully wrong here, but he's missing something critical: These projects keep happening despite being massive moneysinks and gigantic marketing failures. You will never see a profitable toyline made off of HGS. You will never see an HGS movie. It's just one more terrible creative endeavor pandering to the exact same audience that doesn't actually watch or support much of anything.

All of that is a direct defiance of the paradigm you talked about, where only profitable shows get made. No one is buying this shit - as is usually the case with blatant trash in the same vein. Which, in turn, necessitates the obvious question: "Well, if it's not profitable, why are they doing it?"

The short answer is that pushing the messages matters more to them than anything, including making a profit. The longer answer is a bit more entertaining though, so I'll get into it here:

One big reason shit like HGS keeps happening despite not being successful is because of a phenomenon that's hit a lot of creative circles. I've covered it a few times in the past, but it bears repeating here: this is the end result of when industries get idologically captured. You can see this with a lot of fields (especially tech fields, in recent years), but it's really visible in creative outlets, and many of them have the exact same hallmarks: a need to push "diversity" and "inclusion" over any quality writing or world-building, a hatred of merit and achievement, and a willingness to do anything to make these works happen, no matter how much it involves betraying and/or alienating an existing customerbase or fanbase.

The creators of HGS are cut from the same cloth as Chuck Wendig - in that they have almost no real talent in writing or animation, but yet have been handed a massive amount of money and carte blanche to do what they want to make their vision happen. This has happened because of blatant Entryism, whereby ideologues get into an industry and gradually, push out talented and capable people (who are filthy wrongthinkers) in favor of people who are true believers (no matter how incompetent they are). This is a critical aspect of how these people work: in their worldview, someone who pushes the message but can't do anything of value is more inherently virtuous than a thirty-year veteran of their field with multiple awards that tangentially disagrees with them.

Their staffing choices ultimately reflect this and it doesn't take long for an industry to resemble SBNation's infamous Doomsday Player Class: Because only adherence to the ideology matters, not talent, skill, or creative potential, you wind up with creative industries who don't have a single person who knows how to tell a story effectively or do worldbuilding worth a damn. The landed ideological gentry have chased off everyone talented, and actively oppress newcomers to prevent them from establishing themselves, because anyone with actual talent showing up will quickly show exactly how untalented they are.

All of this is exactly why @I Love Beef has an excellent point: their entire ability to maintain this is leveraged the same as it is in Television, Comics, and Hollywood - on the ability to control what does and does not reach market. The problem (for them) is, there's plenty of ways to sidestep, circumvent, and ignore them entirely.
 
I feel like we need a definitive list of anime High Guardian Spice ripped off.
I haven’t even seen the series and I already noticed:
The end credits are azumanga daioh (in the first few seconds)
Cat girl is a mashup of both the main characters from Mia Ikumi’s Tokyo black cat girl/Mew Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew.
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1. IT'S NOT AN ANIME, YOU DUMB FUCKS.

2. They're not giving it such a low score because it's got gays and wahmen in it - they're giving it such a low score because it's A BAD FUCKING SHOW. You're literally pulling out the same defense that you used for Ghostbusters 2016, nu Star Wars, nu She-Ra, etc. IT WILL NOT WORK. IT WILL NEVER WORK. PEOPLE WILL STILL STEER CLEAR OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT-PIECE. END OF STORY.

Edit: Johnny, in the comments of said article, said it best:
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That's pretty much the only defense for crappy SJW media. Put in token minorities in your badly-made media and it will attract SJWs like flies.

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And THIS is the creature who thinks people who dare to dislike their precious progressive anime are bigoted trolls. The author of the article:

God that fuckin' tongue.
 
That's pretty much the only defense for crappy SJW media. Put in token minorities in your badly-made media and it will attract SJWs like flies.

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And THIS is the creature who thinks people who dare to dislike their precious progressive anime are bigoted trolls. The author of the article:

Oh God the edit got worse. Ew, eww.
 
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Can you provide proof there's similarities besides that they're both teachers and are devils? I don't see how that's a rip-off, not when Hells is an actual anime movie (it's a demon school, so naturally, there are demonic teachers though I don't remember if there were any sexy succubi teachers).
 
Can you provide proof there's similarities besides that they're both teachers and are devils? I don't see how that's a rip-off, not when Hells is an actual anime movie (it's a demon school, so naturally, there are demonic teachers though I don't remember if there were any sexy succubi teachers).
Mao was a teacher in the Adventures' School to slow down the heroes. There's a major plot point why.
My guess that the High Guardians are doing the same thing in training adventurers as well
 
You want to know what I think right now is a more dangerous thing to the US animation industry/sequential art world's current overseers these days? The audience and people realizing there's better shit to toss that money to, and a someone knowing to give something better than what's available and waiving their flag and making noise to let the crowd know where to get it.

Remember, laissez-faire capitalism works both ways. The corporations may stand tall and tower over the people, but if someone wanted to, they could find a way to build a tower of their own and demolish the others to rid of the competition.

So, what's happening right now between manga vs. American made comics.
 
That's pretty much the only defense for crappy SJW media. Put in token minorities in your badly-made media and it will attract SJWs like flies.

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And THIS is the creature who thinks people who dare to dislike their precious progressive anime are bigoted trolls. The author of the article:

Jee, I wonder why this... thing is watching a cartoon with young girls as protagonists...
 
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