DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King of Not Playing Games]

What mission/map is this? I don't recall this at all in Hitman 3.

This is the latest elusive target, the Rage, on the Chonqing map.

 

[hundredthousand]

That backdrop represents his life's work. Some shitty $4 plastic trophy, and a youtube play button. lol, poor guy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He took a trip to the nook and grabbed crap to show off. Phil the play button should have always been on stream on your wall, Take that sound proofing off your wall and put it up behind you.

Anyone that knows anything about you tube knows you get one at 100k subs. It's cringe. Though I guess since he'll never get another one.............

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Anyone else annoyed by the constant use of "modernized graffics" or "WOAH DOOD THE GRAFFFICS," I swear Phil is a braindead consumer who shills stuff without the company needing to pay him.

This is the guy who was impressed by Battlefield 2042 because it has foliage.

I guess it just annoys me because he harps on about "graphics" all the time, but refuses to play PC.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I can't stop looking at the reflection from the Youtube Button.

 

[Crooked 16th]

He threw away the rest of his food WTF and wonder what he really doordashed when he had to "reorder". Probably something Italian

 

[Wasabi Panda]

There's no white hot popular games out during the october hardcore gaming season, skips metroid dread then says he doesn't think it's worth it cause it so short. Now he playing all these odd games cause he doesn't want to get locked into a long playthrough, skips metroid dread again....but GAIS GTA:trilogy is going to save the stream.

Also kinda wondering, animation standards are 24-30 frames per second. When futurama was in production it was more 24 frames. Yet he has a 60 frame per second clip of "shut up and take my money"... phils an animator now? Or did he do the key frames and let derich do the layout and inbetweens?

 

[Agent Proper]

He's really putting his 30 year old Tekken 3 mall twophy on screen View attachment 2678667LMAOOO

God damn it Phil, it was a mall tournament, this is some pathetic shit @David Davidson I would call this the Midlife Crisis Saga but I don't he has anything close to 40 years left, he already looks like a corpse.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

DSP just said that he "looked over the numbers" and that Oct was slower than Sept because of the game selection.

EDIT: "There's no excuse at this point" in regards to memberships. DSP says he's been constantly adding benefits to memberships since people told him back in August memberships are dogshit. The benefits? You get your question answered during Acks the King and you can vote on games for the upcoming Xmas marathon. Amazing.

"I can't imagine what you're waiting for."

 

[Brother Wind]

Kat also hasn't been seen or heard for what, a year now?

Has it really been a year since "I don't care"?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

There's no white hot popular games out during the october hardcore gaming season, skips metroid dread then says he doesn't think it's worth it cause it so short. Now he playing all these odd games cause he doesn't want to get locked into a long playthrough, skips metroid dread again....but GAIS GTA:trilogy is going to save the stream.

Also kinda wondering, animation standards are 24-30 frames per second. When futurama was in production it was more 24 frames. Yet he has a 60 frame per second clip of "shut up and take my money"... phils an animator now? Or did he do the key frames and let derich do the layout and inbetweens?

Metroid Dread, Tales of Arise, I am sure there are other games I am missing.

However those two would be fun to watch. Instead he doubles down on walking simulators and games where he sits in dialogue for 10 minutes at a time.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Anyone that knows anything about you tube knows you get one at 100k subs. It's cringe. Though I guess since he'll never get another one.............

Yeah any time I see someone with that plaque behind them even if I like the content it makes me like the person a little less. Lucky for Phil the plaque is only the 3rd or 4th most cringe thing he put up.

 

[Surly Muppet]

The PS5 was bought on his own

Well... in terms of final financial transaction, it came from his account.
But he also begged his audience for almost $1500 specifically to cover the cost of purchasing the console. So it actually would have cost them less to just buy him one.

I guess the premise here is to troll the people that mocked him for having the PS5 display up last year. But the thing he isn't understanding is that they're not mocking him 'just because', they're mocking him because the guy who vehemently claims every single day that he isn't a shill, set up on his webcam, for months on end, a literal marketing display that even the most shameless shills would have deemed 'too overt'.

Phil thinks they're mocking the display, but what they're mocking is his hypocrisy.
And he just doubled down on that hypocrisy thinking it was a win.
It's only funny because he has no self awareness, which he just demonstrated again...

 

[DeeTracktor]

Who looks happier here?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

DSP just said that he "looked over the numbers" and that Oct was slower than Sept because of the game selection.
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@Piece of Peace once again ruining Phil's attempts at e-begging

 

[daBonehead]

This guy legit put empty console boxes behind him like their some kind of achievement. I kinda get wanting to show off the Youtube button, the ancient mall trophy is just sad, but the empty consoles boxes are just bizarre.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This guy legit put empty console boxes behind him like their some kind of achievement. I kinda get wanting to show off the Youtube button, the ancient mall trophy is just sad, but the empty consoles boxes are just bizarre.

Even in the Gaymerverse or whatever you want to call it, displaying empty current gen boxes comes off really fucking lame and sterile.

This is the saddest backdrop I've seen. It's incredibly distracting, more than whatever Halloween shit he has had.

He looks like a hoarder.

 

[Poo Twister]

He's really putting his 30 year old Tekken 3 mall twophy on screen View attachment 2678667LMAOOO

It doesn't even have his name on it, he could have stolen it for all we know. A trophy is only worth anything your name is engraved on it. Fuck it, after obtaining it he could have had his name engraved on it himself.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil's head is so bloated and disgusting looking because he doesn't work out and barely has any hygiene.

Like at any moment you could squeeze it and his eyes would pop out his head.

I think the most telling thing for me...is he is ok with looking disgusting. He has no self respect.

Also the background stuff is just his ego, guess his whales aren't giving him enough ass pats.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Stream status update:

Members: 264/300

Not at the shoutout section yet

Phil is harping on low memberships

"Only 4 dollars, it's so cheap almost like free comparing to Twitch sub, if you ate not subbing now I don't know what else you are waiting for"