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jason analberg said:
My sides went into orbit, he looks so exceptional. I bet his wheelchair fans loved the costume.

Also, Phil looks like shit, dude's like 39? but he looks like he's in his 50's. I wouldn't be surprised if his hair starts to turn gray in a few years.
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He said how his life is over at 40, it's done. He's already once or twice snuck in age as an excuse to why he's bad at games. I heard that and saw a tweet from Daigo from this weekend.

Daigo, a fellow EVO Street Fighter Pro, he's 40. Had the koof got better, broke his finger, healed, found he wasn't playing his best but still won the last CPT with this sliver of health comeback with guile. there was a pretty cool break down of it on youtube. He complimented this opponent and said he need to work at getting better...Daigo. Then there's PP Burnel....

must be that FGC japanese privilege.
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What is this face? I have no words. Comments disabled btw.
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I see he's tripling down on mentally unstable handicapped man who APS let dress in his pajamas as a costume but won't let him outside but adding because he's a child sex pest.

Why would you make that face? My god, had he never abused the algorithm or started when he did on youtube he'd really be one of those channels you find in the bowels of susan land where it's some kid in a room with a ceiling light/fan skreetching at the camera thats at an odd angle. They surface from time to time as one of those "fuck did I just watch" internet jokes for like a week.

This is so...
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil trying to be a snobby food critic is hilarious. Anyone who has seen his cooking (along with his past (fast?) feasts) knows that whatever comes out of his mouth is the same contents of his head when it comes to cuisine: pure bullshit. It's funny how he's bashing American food for being bland, but last week bashed the Japanese for thinking KFC was the pinnacle of American food. One wonders how many splinters he's gotten in his gouty ass from all of the fence riding he's been doing.

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You don't even need to see him cook just hear him talk about food. Authentic Japanese chinese style fried rice. baba ganoush is/was just a silly word. Fresh authentic frozen stir fry. Nato is "soy food". All italians like eggplant. Orders from american resturants that serve forigen food and shits on american resturants.

He's that person I always thought was told to act stupid for the camera, the guy on the NA kitchen nightmares that says "fresh frozen". He's "I only eat authentic cultural food like a dragon roll or philadelphia roll from Sarku" guy.

Stroke Face II Turbo said:
This also applies to Derich...
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I laughed when I saw Gregg Opie Huges in this, he and DSP have some odd similarities, more so now that opie has a "podcast". Though DSP kinda reminds me of Chip chipperson if he wasn't a character but a real person with nothing to laugh at.
 
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DarksydePhil's Tits said:
The darkest eyes... the blackest eyes...

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There's no soul behind those beady rat eyes. No emotion and no shame. This human cockroach managed to squeeze roughly 12K out of the mentally unfit for this month. Normally that would upset me. But when you take into account the stupidity tax that is wwe champs and the regular tax he has to pay, on top of the fact that he is bleeding members and support more and more by each passing day, he may be left with little to no spare cash. He'll get desperate and try to pull some bullshit scam. The decisive blow now would be either for his main paypigs to leave or for someone at Youtube to finally notice him and give him a couple love taps.
 
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I just got done watching the 'Feedbag on the Fag' segment on Proper's channel, and I swear it gave me mild brain damage.

An almost 40 year old ghoul in a onesie shoving food in his mouth with glee, making pained expressions as his diseased teeth bite into the food. I feel like this should be a cursed video you'd have to go into the deepest and darkest recesses of the internet to find.

How have you lived this long and are somehow blown away by the fact that cultures other than your venerated Eye-talians have their own version of flatbread with stuff on top of it?
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
You don't even need to see him cook just hear him talk about food. Authentic Japanese chinese style fried rice. baba ganoush is/was just a silly word. Fresh authentic frozen stir fry. Nato is "soy food". All italians like eggplant. Orders from american resturants that serve forigen food and shits on american resturants.

He's that person I always thought was told to act stupid for the camera, the guy on the NA kitchen nightmares that says "fresh frozen". He's "I only eat authentic cultural food like a dragon roll or philadelphia roll from Sarku" guy.
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Remember in the last Feeding with the Pig where he ate Indian food where he told people to never order Tikka Masala because it's not authentic Indian, it was invented by those nudnik Brits? I don't know where his obsession with authenticity with food comes from especially since all the ethnic food he eats is modified to be more palatable to Americans (not that there's anything wrong with that). Or well, I do know where his obsession with authenticity comes from, but that would require me to write a 10 paragraph essay critiquing modern Western anti-culture while using Phil as a case study and as much as I like doing that I just don't have the will for it right now.

PenskeMaterial said:
How have you lived this long and are somehow blown away by the fact that cultures other than your venerated Eye-talians have their own version of flatbread with stuff on top of it?
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I burst out laughing when he called Lahmacun "Mediterranean-style pizza." He really is so stupid, pig ignorant and completely divorced from the outside world that he doesn't know that Italy is part of the Mediterranean.
 
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actually said:
Tax time will be fun too since the bank leaks didn't, from what I recall, contain any large payments to the IRS that would match a quarterly payment of some kind. So he'll catch another big tax bill square on the double chin.

Speaking of, can any of our resident accountants (@DSP's Tax Lawyer or @marlintan) tell us whether the debt forgiven in bankruptcy would count as income or anything like that for tax purposes? It's not.
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You're presuming the PoS will honestly/accurately declare his kaahntributions
 
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PhailsidePhil said:
You're presuming the PoS will honestly/accurately declare his kaahntributions
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My working theory, since the bank documents didn't reveal any major payments nor any begging for the taxes, is that Phil didn't file his tax year 2020 tax returns. I think he assumes that he is on a payment plan and they will just continue to take in his returns through that instead of actually having to pay. So he might get hit with more late fees
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
My working theory, since the bank documents didn't reveal any major payments nor any begging for the taxes, is that Phil didn't file his tax year 2020 tax returns. I think he assumes that he is on a payment plan and they will just continue to take in his returns through that instead of actually having to pay. So he might get hit with more late fees
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That is a fair possibility
 
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PhailsidePhil said:
That is a fair possibility
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We know he has no idea what he is doing. We also know that he made a shit ton of money last year with his tip goal vest. So when you add the bankruptcy filing on top of all that money, he should have made a giant fucking payment in April. He could have sent it in October, but he wasn't begging for tax tips then, so it had to have been sent in April. He also claims to be on a tax payment schedule so he probably just thought his tax year 20 payments were included because it would be easier for him
 
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metis said:
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....What the flying fuck is this? Stuff like this actually makes me lean into the Kat is Gone theory because what kind of woman lets her husband do shit like this? He looks like a pedophile.

Kat also hasn't been seen or heard for what, a year now? How do you stream 6 days a week for a year and in all that time your wife is neither seen or even heard once in all that time? Either she's as big of a hermit as Phil or she's just not there anymore. Dude's taking selfies that'd make teen girls cringe and he has the nerve to call Ninja a muppet because he dyes his hair.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
My working theory, since the bank documents didn't reveal any major payments nor any begging for the taxes, is that Phil didn't file his tax year 2020 tax returns. I think he assumes that he is on a payment plan and they will just continue to take in his returns through that instead of actually having to pay. So he might get hit with more late fees
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That’s a problem for future Phil to beg for tips handle, present Phil’s too busy with the hardcore gaming season.
 
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Fragarach said:
....What the flying fuck is this? Stuff like this actually makes me lean into the Kat is Gone theory because what kind of woman lets her husband do shit like this? He looks like a pedophile.
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She never really did come off as the controlling / domineering type, if I had to guess I'd say their relationship has just devolved into a roommate type situation, they eat and watch TV together, but nothing more beyond that.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I don't know where his obsession with authenticity with food comes from
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Phil loves feeling like he's better than you, and he'll resort to absolutely ANYTHING to get that feeling. Never forget that he admitted to John Rambo that he is extremely insecure. Explains every single instance of him trying to flex. What's funny is that it never works, he still feels dead inside.
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
We know he has no idea what he is doing. We also know that he made a shit ton of money last year with his tip goal vest. So when you add the bankruptcy filing on top of all that money, he should have made a giant fucking payment in April. He could have sent it in October, but he wasn't begging for tax tips then, so it had to have been sent in April. He also claims to be on a tax payment schedule so he probably just thought his tax year 20 payments were included because it would be easier for him
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He also wound up behind on his taxes for a reason, he clearly doesn't care about paying them like he does with his mortgage, because he doesn't think it can hurt him the same way.

As for why he always looks like he lives alone, that's because he may as well, for all the involvement Katherine has in his life. It sure as shit isn't because he's trying to NOT involve her, we know that from him running off to tell her all about the very small amount of water he spilled on himself. If he does that over a tiny spill, there's no fucking way he likes that she's never on camera. His indignation over questions is his guilty conscience rearing its ugly head, not any feeling of being protective. He wants her back on the streams BAD, I guarantee it. There's a reason he blames trolls for driving her away, he wouldn't give a fuck about that otherwise.
 
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