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Midnight Amhole, and their hit single "Beds are Buckling".
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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I like the band name memes. Has anyone does this band yet?
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There's admittedly a slowly growing pushback like, lately, against pedophile grooming movement Mermaids.Man, I really wish I lived on TERF island... when in reality it's the most trannied country in the world bar the USA.
Never understood where that particular "fact" came from, besides JKR.
They'd love that, as Garbage is completely on the troon bandwagon.
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I think it would be super funny if when the inevitable lawsuits roll in regarding trans body mutilation if egg crackers were sued too. I know, I know. But, a girl can dream
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He only really mentioned it after trooning out though, and I doubt he's into much at all sexually with the blunted mess he has going on
I think he SAYS he's into forcefemme and all this other bullshit because he met penny through this kind of stuff and it helps him fit in with the other troons who buy his food, house him, donate to his grift etc
kev has all the opportunity in the world to live out his claims, but he doesn't. hell at the latest con he could have been getting force femmed by 20 guys at once, he could have been used in place of the pizza at the party
instead someone offered to take him up on his hornyposting and he made his excuses and never mentioned it again
imagine for a second someone you're ostensibly attracted to, in the SAME FUCKING HOTEL as you offered you the sex you apparently want with them, hell he could have just taken his stuffies and pyjamas with him and crashed in their hotel room in the exact same building
instead his excuse is 'its late'
that's the kind of excuse you get from a golddigging trophy wife 40 years into an unhappy marriage, not a self proclaimed t4t pervert
we need a new variation of the 'my parents aren't home' meme where kev is still like 'its late tho'
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Kevin will absolutely spend all his time here at gay bars in Brighton drinking overpriced booze and trying to persuade his fellow customers into having sex with him.
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You think he'd even dare set foot into a gay bar?
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Coom.
The thing about Kevin grooming fat bastard is that he's too fat to get his miniscule dick split and estrogen will only make him fatter
The Music video for "Do The Evolution" would be very different if Kevin was the one dancing in the background.
And larping (and grifting as a result) that he was hatecrimed by the 1st Platoon, 2nd Company, 3rd Battalion of the 4th Brigade of the J.K Rowling Women's Liberation Army.
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Bro Kevin will spend all his time in a hotel room playing with transformers, tweeting, and eating at the attached restaurant.
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It really burns me whenever Kevin talks about his period. He really does think every woman just has PMS. It’s a SYNDROME. It’s in the name. It’s more serious than not feeling so hot because you’re in pain. That’s normal shit for any pain you can experience.
It’s also super telling that he thinks menstrual cramps happen in the stomach. No, not at all. If anything it’s the lower abdomen area along with the pubic mound area. The pain can slightly creep up from there, but it’s largely located on the obviously afflicted area. Not the fucking stomach.
How on gods green earth is it possible to have PMS symptoms with no vagina of any kind? I don’t think women who get hysterectomies have such symptoms. His body isn’t preparing to release an egg or to promptly destroy that egg. Cramping literally does nothing for his body. There is NO reason he should be cramping at all. His cramps are completely psychosomatic or an unresolved underlying issue (it’s burrito night. I know).
I really need him to STFU forever about this because I am so MATI at the brazen ignorance on display here.
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he's not just unfeminine but he doesn't really have the body shape of a man either
the best way i can describe it is if someone glued an overripe grape ontop of a jellybean and stuck four toothpicks in it
his torso looks like it's about to burst open and reveal all the blessings of nurgle
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Excellent dissection there Meiwaku, brought me a lot of clarity regarding Kevin's confusing peccadillos.
The thought of this bunch of deeply inadequate men sitting around the Tranch bragging to each other about their periods is just so disturbingly creepy. I mean, lost in a forest at night creepy.
They love to "TeeHee" it but it's pretty fucking horrific.
The thought of this bunch of deeply inadequate men sitting around the Tranch bragging to each other about their periods is just so disturbingly creepy. I mean, lost in a forest at night creepy.
They love to "TeeHee" it but it's pretty fucking horrific.
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Progressives have to direct their ire somewhere more tangible than "fascists and nazis". If they were to whine at any of the 100+ countries where being a tranny means fuckall in terms of government protections, that would culturally insensitive. Can't shame BIPOC/BAME places after all, it's their heritage or almighty lived experience. Brits are allowable targets of wokist hate because of their imperial past and being white (and importing melanin from the colonies). This is foolish as there are many better reasons to hate the British, like for serving disgusting mushy peas with fries and calling that food or the very existence of Blackpool.Man, I really wish I lived on TERF island... when in reality it's the most trannied country in the world bar the USA.
Never understood where that particular "fact" came from, besides JKR.
Kevvie absolutely should grift for a trip to England though. Spending all that money just to thirst tweet from the hotel he'd never leave except to head back to the airport lol.
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Kevin would also have to be enabled for his fetishes in the far right. Kevin ONLY goes where his deviance, his interest, AND his work ethic are tolerated. I could see this happening.
I think AGP is still a big part of it: he's into force feminization and transformation. The guy loves "cracking eggs" and said his transition was like a slow TF. He's too lazy to actually put effort into looking like a woman, he just wants the bare mininum HRT gives him plus one and done (lol) surgery.
Please, keep him stranded there. I'm sorry British farmers, we need you to take another for the team.
Also lol at Kevin being able to feel down there.
He does give occasional advice over twitter, but he doesn't think you need anything else to be a woman other than to WANT to be a woman. He also has no concept of ugly trans women: feminized men are one of his fetishes. As soon as you decide to be a woman, Kevin is turned on (horrifying, I know).
Kevin has a concept of ugly natal women: anyone who's a terf, old, a Karen, etc.. ALL TRANSGIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL GOOD GIRLS (of course he won't say "women") and he hopes to rub his amhole onto them shortly.
While a lot of farmers want to classify Kevin as "he's gay", "he's prison gay", "he's bi", "he's straight", he has a strangely complex sexuality that falls out of normal range, and not for SJW reasons. The best I can describe him as is attracted to attention/affermation and femininity, who will go for the cock and enjoys it but idolizes and prefers pussy, but as long as that pussy agrees with his politics and self. He's bi with a preference towards women and only femme men with a strong desire for attention and acceptance.
I will swim over to help my TERF sisters if they need it. They deserve to officially have TERF island after Philosophytube dubbed it so (he also help popularized the phrase thanks to his big coming out).
I've been wondering if he could ever get a job after such a long stretch of nothing and chuckled because he'd have to start at McDonald's, crawling his way to the top (but not really as he'd give up and whine and look for a new dom).
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Gladly! I have this theory as well. This is general insight to Phil and how he relates to Kevin and Jen.
CASE STUDY: PHIL / PENNY LOUGE:
Phil revels in self punishment for someone who considers themselves a dominant person. He is also the most male in the way that he approaches the world and himself to an almost comical degree. I don't even want to know the full depths of his seethe for irl women.
Phil's Sense of Self
- Penny has a long history of being abandoned and abandoning, purposefully self isolating, being terrible at taking care of things and others including himself. He doesn't want to be this way though and arguably has grown past most of this. He is indeed what I would consider the most adult but in terms of how he approaches the world I still think he is stunted emotionally, this would be true even if he were not trans.
- Trans is just a piece of his puzzle and I think the "failed male" aspect is what made him Troon Out. Now as a troon he can do male tasks and have his male validation but excuse it as OH IT'S BECAUSE I WAS TRANS AND NOT OUT THAT I FAILED. He used it as a reset button to "man up" and take responsibility . To his credit, he actually did to an extent.
- Penny actually has long-term goals and short-term goals. While he is still an utter lolcow, it's actually admirable that he has something he sees as "a greater good" that he wishes to achieve. This is, once again, how he gets his self worth. He is serving others in a way he has failed to in the past when he was being arguably shittier as a human being despite fully presenting as male. It's like an atonement to his past self. He is living what he sees as authentic but I still argue HEAVILY against that sentiment.
- Penny is a sadist and self-masochist. While he takes on a dominant role in the relationship and does not engage in formal sex with his troons, the control he holds is mental. He needs that mental control over them and is in charge of what happens with and to them. That's what matters. That is his coom.
- Conversely, he is a masochist that loves to serve and take on a provider and protector role. Kev n Jen are more akin to exceptional children. They're a burden he willingly takes on and supports as a labor of affection. He shows affection in acts of service. Be it cooking, gun patrol, manual labor etc. He loves caring for adult kids. This is also likely why he doesn't fuck them and lets them run around and date who they want.
- Kevin and Jen are literally helpless beings at this time and it's by design. They're 100% dependent on Penny. It is a mutual toxicity that feeds into their copes. It makes Penny feel worthwhile as a MALE and makes them feel cared for in a childish love way. This is Kevin's dad.
- Taking care of troons is also easier because they're so needy any ounce of attention you give to some MTF uwu bottom tranny they love. It's not like taking care of a wife or real child. Your responsibilities are lessened and your rewards are different as adults can fully vocalize and express themselves. Having another real wife and child would only be a constant reminder of his failure with his other kids. No matter how much he did with them, he would have still failed. He cannot accept that, that was Phil who failed. This is Penny who is a savior and provider.
- There is a known THREAT we are under ATTACK. These are within the first words of the Tranch documentary said by Penny himself. He takes a very aggressive stance and has always had a harsh and more violent outlook on the world. He was self-admittedly a terrible husband and father and feels terrible for it. People who take aggressive stances on things do so because they feel like they're going to "get got" if they approach things calmly and normally. It's a form of profound anxiety that likely keeps him up at night. He likely has a terrible sleep schedule because he's so wound up all the time.
- I also believe that he genuinely believes they're under attack and uses any slight to validate his fearful outlook on life. Any comment or leery eye makes him internally say "SEE I TOLD YOU SO!!!". Likewise, if he didn't approach the world this way, the amount of hate (especially community hate) would greatly decrease.
- Penny seems to have a lot of ideas that are pretty good but has issues executing them. He perpetually gets in his own way by not researching, not being realistic, and not maintaining things. He oversteps what he is able to do and doesn't know when he doesn't know. He has a strong ego and asking "hey do you guys have experience on this? I'm having trouble keeping weight on my older alpacas." is not within his repertoire. This is assuming he notices which I don't think he does until someone else points out the situation is bleak such as the old alpaca shed with no space to lay down and ruminate. No, we cannot admit to the normies we need help and don't know what we as kweers are doing.
- As astutely pointed out by @KiwiFuzz, all of these are internal struggles. It is a secret that is not a secret within the trans community as they are all more aware of one another's suffering than normies are of other normies seethe cope dilates. I also argue the cyclical scale as levels of internal and external showing.
- The dangerous part of this is that the trans community KNOWS about this but refuses to admit it or break the spell. Hell, even if they stayed a troon but changed other parts of their lives and attempted to grow as people it would be an improvement. But they're lolcows by default so this isn't true.
- Seethe is the most external and outwardly obvious. It is usually expressed as anger. Anger is always fear, frustration, or hurt. Normies fuck up with being too butt-devastated that they also express anger instead of the root of how they actually feel. The seethe is still an inherent internal process
- The cope is visible but to the untrained eye it may just be looked at as normal or another weird behavior. A lot of handmaidens and beta Redditors support trans people blindly or instead teaching others to do this see the cope as valid and #stunning and brave. This is what is rather dangerous about the internal hugbox, it's a feedback loop that says "no no no the cope is good! it's not a cope!". The seethe gets ass pats and the cope gets seen as an authentic when it is not. It's a cope. A poor one at that.
- The dilate is the most internal of the three. It is the inner most thoughts and whispers within the head of everyone. It is when you have glimpses of your reality and are stuck seeing things as they are. Rarely we get glimpses of this from troons when they admit it's not a sexy catboy rainbow sunshine but that they're terribly depressed and hate themselves. It's when you think about detransing. It's when you realize you fucked up. This makes one react in fear, frustration, or hurt.... so we repeat the process
- An example of a normie using this process. Take an addict. They seethe over whatever they're covering up with their addiction, when they don't have their drug of choice, at different things in the world. They cope with their drug of choice and the initial denial of being an addict or saying its okay to hurt others because of my addiction. They dilate when the high is over and they realize they're miserable and killing themselves. They dilate when they realize how many people they have harmed in their pursuit of their own version of the coom.
- Penny seethes over his very existence. Over the world and it not being perceived as fair. Over the hurdles life itself throws. As said before, his paranoia has him wound up. He has a view on the world that I think is jaded but in his heart I think he wants to make it better which is why he made the Tranch.
- Penny is a person who needs to constantly Seethe and feel like he is fighting something. I think a lot of his social justice ideology comes from this too. The constant fight is what fuels him. In his current state, he couldn't be happy living quietly or having a positive and non-aggressive and MALE ideology. He built his whole business/"charity" on seethe and the idea that HE will protect them and provide for them.
- Penny flips out the second he thinks anyone is "threatening" his ideology or dream. Even if it's a 5'2 woman with a sign he must PUNCH THE TERF out of his own fear and hurt. He isn't just punching the terf, he's punching out his own feeble male ego when enacting his own justice.
- Cope. Control. Penny likely flips out if he's not in a dominant position on something. He NEEDS to be alpha even if he is working with someone else in divided labor. He always internally wants the last say. This plays into his provider role he has with Jen and Kevin. As said before, they're more akin to children than housewives giving that they don't work and don't do anything to help out. I argue once again that he does this because he realizes he failed on raising his own two kids. He was never there and never had any way other than fiscally to support them (when he could). When he is supporting his tranny children, he feels validation of his manhood (tell me this isn't the most male shit ever kek).
- Secondary cope: The LARP. The Tranch itself. While built on good intentions, it serves a purpose to him and his ego that beyond what it does to other Troons. The Tranch is successful! We are strong beautiful trans women! I am creating a HAVEN for trans people and it's always working and has NO PROBLEMS. I didn't get this place paid for by others this is all self-sufficient! I KNOW WHAT IM DOING.
- Tertiary cope: General Troon ideology. The fluff pieces that build up the LARP. So hot omg I'm t4t etc.
- Quaternary Cope: Weird political ideology. Like many troons he has a weird ass political ideology. While I will argue he lives his creed more so than others, he still says he's fighting injustice and oppression because HE is oppressed and not because he's an oppressor. HE is not a cis male although he is white and therefore privileged, HE is giving justice where others cannot and is a model for everyone.
- Dilate. The Tranch is also the dilate. When he realizes they don't have money and he's not providing for his "kids". When he realizes he was a bad father to his irl kids. That he needed a business partner, That people realize it's a LARP. That he's a fucking dude in every sense of the word. When a real woman likely is in the vicinity and not a honey-nut queerio (or I guess even someone like Kindness). When he realizes he made his bed and has to sleep in it (with two grown men). When he realizes he's still depressed and miserable and hasn't overcome his own sexual trauma. When he realizes it truly is all on him to sink or swim (but part of this he likes when it involves others because now he can feed his provider ego).
I hope this helps. I have been thinking of this for quite some time so I'm glad you gave me an excuse to sperg out.
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UK bros... This can't be happening, we're in charge here.Kevin "Money's a bit tight, please donate" Gibes want to visit terf island
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Reminder that this man lives on a ranch with animals. Maybe Ash Coyote will use this tweet to promote the Fandom sequel.
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wtf don't make me say British "people" are based for making it "Terf Island" this is illegal.
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There's still hope for this damp, miserable rock:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-57853385
Archive - https://archive.md/FxhOO
No apology for seething trannies:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-59074096
Archive- https://archive.md/zXPH5