DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JPG]

Awwww Dave is pretending not knowing who Tevin is, that's just so adorable.

Man, habitual lying is something else.

Pretty sure when he said ‘who’s tevin’ he was reading the donation message which was trying to bait him in going on a Tevin rant. Which of course he glossed over and answered the non bait part of the message.
Not that he was pretending not to know who Tevin was.

 

[Ahffline]

I knew they were gonna pitch a lot of that food. Fucking wasteful pigpeople.

These two have never heard of Ziploc bags, tin foil, storage containers, whatever. The meat was going to "dry out" in the fridge. Yes. That's why people who aren't wasteful twats cover their leftovers. Wasteful arsehats. And did he mention that she got the gyro platter but ate everything separately? Could she not figure out the concept of pita bread, or was that too advanced for her?

Anyone who buys into his schtick that he's living hoof to mouth and can't make ends meet is an absolute mong. People who financially struggle don't through away food, especially protein sources. Lettuce, sure, but not meat. Lamb's expensive for fuck's sake.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think people may have misunderstood and he said he tossed his salad.

 

[Draventren]

Very well put together post.

The only other subject apart from food I have ever heard him talk about with any real emotion is strangely enough birds.

Back in one of Metokurs restreams he suddenly went on a tangent about some bird he had seen outside for quite a bit, and it sounded like it was something he enjoyed without being an expert or anything. Just like a regular person with a normal interest.

It was such a strange segment that even Jim was taken aback by it, and said something to the effect of this might be something he really should look into making a real hobby as it sounded like something he genuinely enjoyed.

I don't think Phil even realizes he's in a pretty solid position to make a change to his content. He's got his own retards, and us retards here who keep track of everything down to his fucking sleep schedule. If he shifted focus, started doing something that he was actually passionate about and stopped being so lazy and selfish he could probably build a decent following. He's never going to be respected, he burnt that bridge a long time ago, but he could at least have a bit of an actual redemption if he put in a bit of effort. Or at least stopped being so fucking fake about everything.

as fuck I know.

Spoiler: For Derich the 2nds eyes only

Thank you, I try. Does this mean we're dating now?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Spoiler: For Derich the 2nds eyes only

Thank you, I try. Does this mean we're dating now?

I don't know, maybe? I guess so. You'll be happy to know I'm low maintenance and put out on the first date

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

First thought: I see the #1 rule of DSP is alive and well. It's all about his ego 95% of the time.

Second thought: Phil still doesn't understand that it isn't the game that makes for a successful streamer. It's the streamer. Phil just isn't that good of a streamer. It must be a blow to his ego.

 

[Sup3r]

The play button is almost as pathetic as the mall trophy. He's been around 13 years and only has the silver play button. Everyone else he compares himself to would have gold and PDP, the guy he's jealous of, got a red diamond play button. Silver may as well be a participation trophy among "professional" YouTubers.

It's telling that he's clinging onto shit that's years old. He's proving that he has done fuck all that is meaningful throughout the majority of his career.

 

[¨¨¨]

The play button is almost as pathetic as the mall trophy. He's been around 13 years and only has the silver play button. Everyone else he compares himself to would have gold and PDP, the guy he's jealous of, got a red diamond play button. Silver may as well be a participation trophy among "professional" YouTubers.

It's telling that he's clinging onto shit that's years old. He's proving that he has done fuck all that is meaningful throughout the majority of his career.

Not to mention that his average views per video/stream are less than 0.5% of his sub count.

It would be interesting to see how many of his subs are from 2017 and later,the guy is living of old merits.

 

[Sup3r]

So he sold his statues a year after he moved? since when?

Never. In 2019 he was trying to pawn that shit off to his audience, and the only thing we know he sold was the portal gun.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

If I wanted to feign financial distress and beg for tips and shit on stream khantributions, I sure as hell wouldn’t put boxes of two hard-to-find consoles behind me.

The most hilarious part of this isn’t even the pathetically failed attempt at flexing, it’s that his paypigs don’t give a shit.

 

[Sup3r]

Not to mention that his average views per video/stream are less than 0.5% of his sub count.

It would be interesting to see how many of his subs are from 2017 and later,the guy is living of old merits.

He was stagnant at about 188-189k subs untill about may this year, when he came back to YouTube. He's gained about 5k to 6k subs since then.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Looks like Phil is gonna be on begging mode tonight, so for those who weren't sure if trolls win or wheelchairs win in earlier stream.....

Phil made $54 dollars in tips plus the $25 daily stipend from 1MM BTS, and he told the viewers hopefully the late stream will make up for the money he lost....

 

[actually]

He's gained about 5k to 6k subs since then.

Most of those are people who subbed to troll, though, so even that's not significant.

This site (https://www.trackalytics.com/youtube/user/dspgaming/) says he's only gained about 20k subs since 2014 but also stopped tracking in 2020, so grain of salt.

 

[Heckler1]

If you think about it , Philbert's WWE pixel collection is just the current version of his statue collection. Things he hoards that have no real value outside of the money he spent on them. He never enjoyed any of them, except to say that he owned them. Eternally that kid on the playground who seethed whenever anyone had a toy he didn't, even though he never played with the ones he had.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

So Phil claims he wins all his chargebacks; meanwhile people chargeback Wings left right and center by claiming vacuum repair parts not sent.

Is Phil lying to try to dissuade chargebacks or is Wings just lazy in not fighting these back? I find it hard to believe that Phil’s trolls don’t chargeback at all.

 

[Heckler1]

So Phil claims he wins all his chargebacks; meanwhile people chargeback Wings left right and center by claiming vacuum repair parts not sent.

Is Phil lying to try to dissuade chargebacks or is Wings just lazy in not fighting these back? I find it hard to believe that Phil’s trolls don’t chargeback at all.

Phil also isn't going bald, never ragequit, and doesn't spend tardbuxs on mobile games. Don't be a nudnig

 

[snort inquisition]

So Phil claims he wins all his chargebacks; meanwhile people chargeback Wings left right and center by claiming vacuum repair parts not sent.

Is Phil lying to try to dissuade chargebacks or is Wings just lazy in not fighting these back? I find it hard to believe that Phil’s trolls don’t chargeback at all.

wings doesn't take the money straight out of his paypal account the second he gets it like phil does

 

[Paladin Derich]

So he's decorating his stream with his own trophies, but he only has 4 total to display? That's an average of 1 for every decade of his life. The Xbox was donated as well, so that means 25% of his flex setup was a handout.

$1.50 participation trophy
$500 Xbox
$500 PS5
$2,500 Youtube award
= $3,501 in lifetime achievements

That's not even half of half of the vest streak money. What a terrible flex.

It makes no sense considering he has tons of statues and other collectibles he can use to build a set like other youtubers. The collectibles with ikea shelves posted earlier would make for a respectable backdrop. And then there's those neon lights some streamers use. Its amazing how there's tons of products and how-to guides to enhance a stream, and pigroach uses NONE of it

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I wonder if uberfaggot thebrickboy will show up tonight with his mommy's credit card in hand to make sure Philth doesn't wagequit the wacky pervert Japanese game?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Never. In 2019 he was trying to pawn that shit off to his audience, and the only thing we know he sold was the portal gun.View attachment 2679490

What wasteful dude, too. If you're paying $100+ for a figure or statue, you better show that shit off and not let it sit in a box after you already opened it.