"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 213 36.7%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 367 63.3%

  • Total voters
    580
yesterdays stream was ok.
But never knew who Lambert was
Lambert worked at Safeway, then someone told him to "eat a bag of dicks" , has a mental break down, supposedly makes pipe bombs, to blow up a Chinese embassy, and moves into in a shed in the desert
pretty damn crazy

I give the stream 2 1/2 Metokur Hat Stars out of 5
 
DADDY JIM NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT GUNT 24/7 BECAUSE IM TOO DUMB TO REALIZE HES MOCKING HIM
All of you guntfags deserve a fucking bullet, complete aids on this shitty website
It would atleast give his streams some content. The entire thing was about as entertaning as watching Baked driving around in his car. No content at all. Boomer poltics and lolcows that are to retarded to hit back. Soon Jim is gonna boot up his stream and talk about the weather and people like you will throw hundereds of dollars at him.
 
It would atleast give his streams some content. The entire thing was about as entertaning as watching Baked driving around in his car. No content at all. Boomer poltics and lolcows that are to exceptional to hit back. Soon Jim is gonna boot up his stream and talk about the weather and people like you will throw hundereds of dollars at him.
Jims been like that forever since the canceraids shit started, he's not gonna change now.
 
All I can say about Jim is 'so fucking what?' He didn't go hard on Ralph so what? His stream was boring so what? He's a fucking guy on the Internet I don't get why people put so much stock in what he does or doesn't say, and another thing about Ralph is that we don't need Jim to laugh and ridicule him, we can do it ourselves.
 
I don't see him doing any big thing on Ralph because he doesn't want to deal with the hassle of him sperging out about him on the Killstream and publicly harassing him like he does to Null.

I don't see it as a "he's afraid of him" thing as much as "this isn't worth the hassle" thing. Since any video on Ralph would just go over the basic shit that everyone knows about him already. If anything I'd rather see Jim do more videos on obscure weirdos since that's always been where his best content comes from. Case in point a superchatter asked him if he knew whatever happened to Jonathan Ross despite the entire fallout from that being several years old now.
 
What is your opinion on the lack of shots at Ralph?
I personally believe that the issue is that Jim isn't really finding the Ralph stuff funny the way he normally does. I get the impression that Jim is in more shock and awe at Ralph's behavior. If you remember he kind of did the same thing with Andy when he was imploding back in 2019. He took his little potshots as the various incidents happen. When he covered the gun incident he wasn't approaching it from the normal angle that he covered topics. It was more from the angle of "What the fuck is wrong with you?".

The thing that really sells this theory to me is his reaction to the sex tape. He put out tweet after tweet wondering why the hell Ralph would do something so stupid.
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The short summary to my diatribe is that where Jim normally laughs at people's stupidity, he is more perplexed by the stupidity in the case of Ralph and Andy. Why exactly I don't know. Perhaps because he was friendly with them and he had higher expectations for the two of them. Perhaps he just can't believe how badly Ralph's saga has gotten when virtually nothing egged him on in doing so.
 
I personally believe that the issue is that Jim isn't really finding the Ralph stuff funny the way he normally does. I get the impression that Jim is in more shock and awe at Ralph's behavior. If you remember he kind of did the same thing with Andy when he was imploding back in 2019. He took his little potshots as the various incidents happen. When he covered the gun incident he wasn't approaching it from the normal angle that he covered topics. It was more from the angle of "What the fuck is wrong with you?".

The thing that really sells this theory to me is his reaction to the sex tape. He put out tweet after tweet wondering why the hell Ralph would do something so stupid.
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The short summary to my diatribe is that where Jim normally laughs at people's stupidity, he is more perplexed by the stupidity in the case of Ralph and Andy. Why exactly I don't know. Perhaps because he was friendly with them and he had higher expectations for the two of them. Perhaps he just can't believe how badly Ralph's saga has gotten when virtually nothing egged him on in doing so.
Maybe not internet friends, but I’m sure they were something close to that for Jim. Like, Does he even mention baked anymore?

Maybe he was blinded by his proximity to the shows, who knows, but I think it was pretty obvious where these guys were headed. The only unknown is just how badly they’ll burn and who or what they’ll try to take with them before it’s all over with.

But either way its how it goes with Jim now a days I guess; I’d like him to be a little more entertaining like before the coof shit hit so instead he’s going to phone it in harder and make bank doing it anyway.
 
Gonzalo Lira's (Coach Redpill) take.
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Remember the last time he trashed Jim he broke his ankle so i expect him to break his neck or back sometime soon. It's the Metocurse!
>Coach talks shit about Jim
>breaks his ankle (again) the next day skydiving
>it will require surgery


Karma's a bitch ain't it Gonzalo :lit::lit::lit: ?
 
I don't see him doing any big thing on Ralph because he doesn't want to deal with the hassle of him sperging out about him on the Killstream and publicly harassing him like he does to Null.
Yeah but that's my point. The dude's dying. Have some balls. You're going to die having your last streams be the shittiest things you ever made?

Hypocrisy annoys me. That's why the gunt guarding annoys me.
- Bryan Dunn's worst offense was trying to suck my cock and trying to convince people he was friends with Jim. Ralph does both every stream.
- Kraut made some sort of gay discord server to dox people. Ralph has doxed his own paypigs multiple times and has an injunction against him for threatening Ade.
- Sargon implied Jim was a groomer and Jim declares fatwah and tells Vee he will "nail him to a fucking cross". Ralph actually does groom Faith and he's completely silent.
- Mersh said "you're done kiddo" and it's worth an hour stream. Ralph has openly talked about wanting to kill me.

Impregnates a mentally ill woman, sends her to the psyche ward, posts revenge pornography of her, has her father (who is exactly like Ralph) start a crusade against him; hooks up with Ade and then cheats on her with the FtM 'boyfriend' of Digibro, doxes Ade's apartment and workplace, implies he's going to shoot her, then loses Patreon and his right to talk about her over it; impregnates a transsexual cryptojew lolicon, proposes to her with a cheap ring, fleas the state after a few weeks to Las Vegas where he's picked up a gambling addiction; declares me his 'blood enemy', buys a hat that says KID DIDDLER on it to own me, openly talks about how he is so trolled by this website he fantasizes about me dying.

And this isn't just some guy who people are making fun of like JF. This is someone who's show Jim has shown up 100+ times on. This is the person who owes his entire livelihood to Jim endlessly promoting and enhancing his content. This is also someone who Ralph knew back when Jim and Jade were small fish and who he might actually have dirt on.

It's just so obvious that there's something either preferential or fear induced happening with this decision to openly deflect questions and to ignore your superchats (after reading every single one for years) because most of them are about Ralph shitting himself.

Biden: Rumor in Rome that he poops himself. Completely unsubstantiated.
Jim: "HAHAHAHAHAHA WOAW OUR PRESIDENT AMIRITE? LOL!"

Ralph: Shits himself. Audible shitting noise. Grunting and sniffing the air.
Jim: "idk maybe the leather???"

Such weak shit. Such a fall from grace. If you're not going to talk about Ralph ever, at least have the dignity to say you give your Internet Friends special treatment and aren't going to do it. Don't prepare, in advance, 2-year-old clips of the Pillstream to deflect any Gunt-related questions with. That shit was a mistake, because now that we can see on his OBS he set this shit up in advance so he can pretend he is taking shots at Ralph without addressing anything since fucking stream.me, we know he knew in advance people would want him to talk about Ralph and he's actively stonewalling his own audience.
 
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Yeah but that's my point. The dude's dying. Have some balls. You're going to die having your last streams be the shittiest things you ever made?

Hypocrisy annoys me. That's why the gunt guarding annoys me.
- Bryan Dunn's worst offense was trying to suck my cock and trying to convince people he was friends with Jim. Ralph does both every stream.
- Kraut made some sort of gay discord server to dox people. Ralph has doxed his own paypigs multiple times and has an injunction against him for threatening Ade.
- Sargon implied Jim was a groomer and Jim declares fatwah and tells Vee he will "nail him to a fucking cross". Ralph actually does groom Faith and he's completely silent.
- Mersh said "you're done kiddo" and it's worth an hour stream. Ralph has openly talked about wanting to kill me.

Impregnates a mentally ill woman, sends her to the psyche ward, posts revenge pornography of her, has her father (who is exactly like Ralph) start a crusade against him; hooks up with Ade and then cheats on her with the FtM 'boyfriend' of Digibro, doxes Ade's apartment and workplace, implies he's going to shoot her, then loses Patreon and his right to talk about her over it; impregnates a transsexual cryptojew lolicon, proposes to her with a cheap ring, fleas the state after a few weeks to Las Vegas where he's picked up a gambling addiction; declares me his 'blood enemy', buys a hat that says KID DIDDLER on it to own me, openly talks about how he is so trolled by this website he fantasizes about me dying.

And this isn't just some guy who people are making fun of like JF. This is someone who's show Jim has shown up 100+ times on. This is the person who owes his entire livelihood to Jim endlessly promoting and enhancing his content. This is also someone who Ralph knew back when Jim and Jade were small fish and who he might actually have dirt on.

It's just so obvious that there's something either preferential or fear induced happening with this decision to openly deflect questions and to ignore your superchats (after reading every single one for years) because most of them are about Ralph shitting himself.

Biden: Rumor in Rome that he poops himself. Completely unsubstantiated.
Jim: "HAHAHAHAHAHA WOAW OUR PRESIDENT AMIRITE? LOL!"

Ralph: Shits himself. Audible shitting noise. Grunting and sniffing the air.
Jim: "idk maybe the leather???"

Such weak shit. Such a fall from grace. If you're not going to talk about Ralph ever, at least have the dignity to say you give your Internet Friends special treatment and aren't going to do it. Don't prepare, in advance, 2-year-old clips of the Pillstream to deflect any Gunt-related questions with. That shit was a mistake, because now that we can see on his OBS he set this shit up in advance so he can pretend he is taking shots at Ralph without addressing anything since fucking stream.me, we know he knew in advance people would want him to talk about Ralph and he's actively stonewalling his own audience.
i dont necessarily see it as hypocrisy so much as spite, whenever theres been even an moderate outpour of peeps trying to get him to talk about someone, he'll usually go out of his way to avoid it unless he himself has much of an interest in it
 
i dont necessarily see it as hypocrisy so much as spite, whenever theres been even an moderate outpour of peeps trying to get him to talk about someone, he'll usually go out of his way to avoid it unless he himself has much of an interest in it
That's a cop out. JF was just some random guy and I can understand not wanting to talk about him. Ralph was someone he knew for years and he has not so much as a word to say about it? Bullshit. There's something weird going on.

He doesn't even say that, by the way. It's not like JF where he just says "I don't want to talk about him and I'm not an attack dog so I'm not going to". It's this weird evasion over years.
 
Did you think that at the time Ralph hollered over you or is this your conclusion after Jim's stream?
I didn't care when he said it because it was nonsequitor but after listening to the streams and seeing it was 50% clips of TRR and 50% gunt guarding and ignoring superchats about Ralph I actually believe him.

Sorry kids, your dad's gay for pay and makes Internet friends after all.
 
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