US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
People talk about the NJ election being certain for the democrats but I'm not so sure. If it was so certain, the Democrat party wouldn't have mass texted republicans trying to get them to convince other republicans to vote for Murphy. I got one of these texts and I've never seen something this desperate from the Dems in NJ.
There is some sense in it even if they are pretty sure of a win. A close election they win is just as bad right now as a loss. It shows a weakening and ruins the image of strength they are desperately trying to maintain.
 
Will Youngkin rise to power? Will the democrats get up to their no-good tricks? Will Donald Trump literally gas the jews like Hitler??? Find out tomorrow on Dragon Ball Z!
In the great misadventure

Virginians Voting in Vermin

OR

Biden's Brown note.
 
We agree! There's zero figurative language that implies the soul DOES NOT enter the body through breath, and leave through breath, though, and GOBS of it to support my claim.

So there's that.



Yeah, I guess you could say the First Council of Nicea was the first incarnation of Kiwi Farms, those autistic fuckwits!
We are eternal. Did ya not know that?
 
Why? We all know what will happen. The Republican candidate will appear to have a big lead and then whoopsie some computer error, gas/water leak, natural disaster, terrorist attack, bad weather whatever will stall the ballot counting and over a week or so after the election enough ballots for the Democratic candidate will trickle in to push him to victory.
you're not wrong but the whole country is sniffing for fraud rn.

Example in virginia there is an election monitoring volunteer group providing literal 24/7 watch over the 'drop boxes' which can only have one person put in a vote. I believe other people have said that early data polling is not going their way which is how they also win by literally having one person drop off 50 votes which there have been videos of.

there could of course be fuckery at the time but even the NYT has published a piece from a 'former democrat' voting Youngkin.
 
you're not wrong but the whole country is sniffing for fraud rn.

Example in virginia there is an election monitoring volunteer group providing literal 24/7 watch over the 'drop boxes' which can only have one person put in a vote. I believe other people have said that early data polling is not going their way which is how they also win by literally having one person drop off 50 votes which there have been videos of.

there could of course be fuckery at the time but even the NYT has published a piece from a 'former democrat' voting Youngkin.
No, nobody is sniffing for fraud. It's verboten to even discuss the possibility of election fraud.
 
Then I must question what kind of people Salubrious is surrounded by, nothing I have seen has indicated this particular rot has gone into the mainstream left's thought process. Yes, I am aware it has been trending towards this for quite some time, but I do not think it is yet at that point for anyone not still on the fringe. That being said, Salubrious being black means he might be exposed to a more concentrated form of it, since he 'votes wrong', which could explain the discrepency.
Nonwhite communities see some of their own people who vote for conservative or nationalist style parties as race traitors in a nutshell. Even bullshit that is not tolerated in their countries of origin, they will vote for left leaning parties that promote faggotry while see some of their own kind voting for the other guy as folks trying to act white and reminding them that "they will never be accepted by the white man" talking point, funny enough a same talking point used by legit white supremacists. Its the welfare, the chain migration and other bull pushed by leftists that make them go vote for them since they view the ideal of a white majority having high in group bias as bad for themselves.

Think about it, liberals will tolerate a lot of shit from immigrants generally compared to conservatives, why vote for folks that generally are more into holding them to account compared to some soycuck faggot or even one of their own promising more gibs to keep whitey down.

On another note. Tucker's new documentary is out.


 
No, nobody is sniffing for fraud. It's verboten to even discuss the possibility of election fraud.
thats literally not true. It is against the democrat parties wishes but its a mainstay in the political conversation right now. Mainstream conservative media FoxNews has actually broken that and people are turning to OANN/Newsmax...

idk where you get your info but people are talking about voter fraud and election fraud.
 
No, nobody is sniffing for fraud. It's verboten to even discuss the possibility of election fraud.
Yes, because no matter how hard they try to make it verboten it actually isn't. People talk about it all the time, it's brought up in all sorts of circles. Families talk about it, get angry about it.

The only people who think it was successfully banned as a topic are ivory tower Democrats. And you apparently.
 
Yes, because no matter how hard they try to make it verboten it actually isn't. People talk about it all the time, it's brought up in all sorts of circles. Families talk about it, get angry about it.

The only people who think it was successfully banned as a topic are ivory tower Democrats. And you apparently.
Name one state where overturning the election is an actual possibility.
 
That's not what is being discussed and you know it.
That's all that there is to discuss. If you're just going to sit around and say "2020 WAS RIGGED", you're not actually discussing anything. You're just impotently bitching. Just like we bitch about abortion, gun rights, the debt, gay shit, troons, and on and on. The Democrats march forward, and the Republicans just talk at the family dinner table about nothing.
 
That's all that there is to discuss. If you're just going to sit around and say "2020 WAS RIGGED", you're not actually discussing anything. You're just impotently bitching. Just like we bitch about abortion, gun rights, the debt, gay shit, troons, and on and on. The Democrats march forward, and the Republicans just talk at the family dinner table about nothing.
No it is not, and please cease to try to get a rise. People are now interested in politics and the rigging in a way they were not before 2020, they are actually looking for signs and putting political pressure on for future events. To pretend that there has to be some imaginary overturning of the election for future action to take place is asinine and idiotic, and you know it. You are being simply disingenuous.
 
No it is not, and please cease to try to get a rise. People are now interested in politics and the rigging in a way they were not before 2020, they are actually looking for signs and putting political pressure on for future events. To pretend that there has to be some imaginary overturning of the election for future action to take place is asinine and idiotic, and you know it. You are being simply disingenuous.
No, what's disingenuous is acting like Republicans are going to take a stand when ballot harvesting and mail-in "fortification" push a democrat over the edge, when in reality they'll do exactly nothing. I am so sick of this "aw shucks, we'll get em next time" mentality. That's not how the Democrats fight their political battles.
You fight to win today, not tomorrow.
 
No, what's disingenuous is acting like Republicans are going to take a stand when ballot harvesting and mail-in "fortification" push a democrat over the edge, when in reality they'll do exactly nothing. I am so sick of this "aw shucks, we'll get em next time" mentality. That's not how the Democrats fight their political battles.
Ah yes, but pretending that there is no pressure or change in the Republicans will get any sort of effect. Truly a master plan. Stop projecting your own mental issues on other people's points, and you'd get half-way to a response that makes sense to what anyone has said. Nothing you just said matches anything said in the last page.
 
Why? We all know what will happen. The Republican candidate will appear to have a big lead and then whoopsie some computer error, gas/water leak, natural disaster, terrorist attack, bad weather whatever will stall the ballot counting and over a week or so after the election enough ballots for the Democratic candidate will trickle in to push him to victory.
Exactly, it's going to be a massive shitshow and I'm hyped for it like a Roman the night before some schmuck gets fed to the lions in the Colosseum. It's going to happen regardless, so might as well make popcorn.
 
The Democrats march forward, and the Republicans just talk at the family dinner table about nothing.
Lmao how? They have been in power 9 months now and have proven themselves to be the most impotent and powerless government we've had in recent memory. That's why we can even discuss the possibility of Youngkin winning and Republicans sweeping midterms. So far we mostly just have Democrats in Virginia suing the USPS over some ballots, meanwhile local Republican groups have recruited literally thousands of people to be poll watchers and it's a sure bet most of them will assume fraud is happening by default.

McAuliffe could obviously win of course but it's not a sure bet. And that alone is a massive improvement from what the situation was a few months ago.
 
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So, I have ben mulling this over for a while, and I would like peoples, especially @Gehenna's. These are the scenarios I have been red teaming in my mind for how the Biden administration can try and keep the ship from slipping completely beneath the waves.

1. End the pandemic by simply declaring Covid endemic and telling everyone to just go about their lives and pivot to something else and drop things like mandates and have Fauci "retire to spend time with his family". While this would get some temporary screeching from the branch covidians it would be fairly easy and play pretty well and the MSM would likely carry this water for them as they are used to sudden and contradictory changes in direction from this administration, and have shown plenty of readiness to carry water for it. The downside here is that this would put more of a spotlight on other issues such as the economy and international relations that have also plagued the administration.

2. 25th Joe and slide Kamala in and otherwise stay the course. This one is fairly obvious, send Joe to shit himself in peace and and let heels up run the show. She is a non-entity and Jill Biden appears loathe to relinquish her grasp on what part of presidential power she wields. Things likely continue as the are now but with worse approval ratings and psycho laughter instead unintelligible gibberish. While the downsides are obvious, there are some small potential upsides, namely that Harris is her own person, and though an intellectual light weight she is in possession of her faculties and is her own person who is likely to replace many of Biden's advisors with her own, though whether that would be good or bad is a known unknown.

3. Soft cancel vaccine mandates. Do this by tying them to a vague date in the future dependent on some nebulous goal. My play would be that given the current economic situation that vaccine and other covid mandates are suspended until annualized GDP growth is at 3.5% per anum and inflation falls back to November 2019 levels. These are concrete goals true, but mays as well be unachievable while this administration is in office, and if it does happen by the time it does everyone will have forgotten about covid and the mandates can be killed in the interim while no one is looking. This is buys them little as it is in many ways the worst of all the options before them, but this ultimately what I think they will end up doing is something along this track.

4. Replace Everybody, aka the hotseat two step. This the least likely but would be the best for the country, so it has no real chance of happening. First find a way to send Kamala packing, the ideal method is for Fienstein to retire and have her take her Senate seat. Once that happens replace her with someone who can actually govern, and do so from a centrist position. I think the best candidate would be Louisiana Govenor John Bel Edwards, a blue governor of a red state. From there 25th Joe and rebuild the administration the model of a Government of National Unity, ie half red half blue with a focus on fixing the economy and quickly declaring an end to covid. This will not happen but let me dream.

Odds of each scenario:
1. 15:1
2. 25:1 (lol) Higher if Joe strokes out though.
3. 4:1
4. 1000000:1 LOL No
 
So, I have ben mulling this over for a while, and I would like peoples, especially @Gehenna's. These are the scenarios I have been red teaming in my mind for how the Biden administration can try and keep the ship from slipping completely beneath the waves.

1. End the pandemic by simply declaring Covid endemic and telling everyone to just go about their lives and pivot to something else and drop things like mandates and have Fauci "retire to spend time with his family". While this would get some temporary screeching from the branch covidians it would be fairly easy and play pretty well and the MSM would likely carry this water for them as they are used to sudden and contradictory changes in direction from this administration, and have shown plenty of readiness to carry water for it. The downside here is that this would put more of a spotlight on other issues such as the economy and international relations that have also plagued the administration.

2. 25th Joe and slide Kamala in and otherwise stay the course. This one is fairly obvious, send Joe to shit himself in peace and and let heels up run the show. She is a non-entity and Jill Biden appears loathe to relinquish her grasp on what part of presidential power she wields. Things likely continue as the are now but with worse approval ratings and psycho laughter instead unintelligible gibberish. While the downsides are obvious, there are some small potential upsides, namely that Harris is her own person, and though an intellectual light weight she is in possession of her faculties and is her own person who is likely to replace many of Biden's advisors with her own, though whether that would be good or bad is a known unknown.

3. Soft cancel vaccine mandates. Do this by tying them to a vague date in the future dependent on some nebulous goal. My play would be that given the current economic situation that vaccine and other covid mandates are suspended until annualized GDP growth is at 3.5% per anum and inflation falls back to November 2019 levels. These are concrete goals true, but mays as well be unachievable while this administration is in office, and if it does happen by the time it does everyone will have forgotten about covid and the mandates can be killed in the interim while no one is looking. This is buys them little as it is in many ways the worst of all the options before them, but this ultimately what I think they will end up doing is something along this track.

4. Replace Everybody, aka the hotseat two step. This the least likely but would be the best for the country, so it has no real chance of happening. First find a way to send Kamala packing, the ideal method is for Fienstein to retire and have her take her Senate seat. Once that happens replace her with someone who can actually govern, and do so from a centrist position. I think the best candidate would be Louisiana Govenor John Bel Edwards, a blue governor of a red state. From there 25th Joe and rebuild the administration the model of a Government of National Unity, ie half red half blue with a focus on fixing the economy and quickly declaring an end to covid. This will not happen but let me dream.

Odds of each scenario:
1. 15:1
2. 25:1 (lol) Higher if Joe strokes out though.
3. 4:1
4. 1000000:1 LOL No
1 is simply not an option, too much global pressure has been made on it. We can chat till we are blue in the face as to how and why, but the simplest problem here is that it has its own momentum. There is no winding this down or declaring it over until something breaks somewhere or enough countries start moving away from it to open up the field.

2 is also not possible -unless- Joe strokes the fuck out and they cannot hide it. Kamala is just too damn hated.

3 is also not possible, they already said they are going forward with em because they really, really don't have any other plays. I mentioned this before but I will reiterate, with the Cabal war going on, anything that was not agreed to prior to it simply cannot occur. As soon as something did try to occur every member of the cabal would quash it to prevent anyone else from getting an advantage or boon. The mandates were prior soooo, that ship keeps sailing.

4. Add a few more zeros to that probability.
 
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