"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 208 36.7%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 359 63.3%

  • Total voters
    567
We all know that if this was Don Sargon going to Vegas for 3 times in a month, having sex with teens and shitting himself Jim would have made a billion streams mocking him by now. I would honestly say it's probably Jim considering Ralph a fwend at some point and not wanting to shit on him. With how retardedly paranoid Jim was of being anonymous, I doubt Ralph has any dirt on him.

It's gay and hypocritical, but Jim has been gay and hypocritical for a while after keeping his patreon up after pulling a spoony and selling merch/reading super berries after being super autistically against people making money online.
 
With how retardedly paranoid Jim was of being anonymous, I doubt Ralph has any dirt on him.
I don't subscribe to the Ralph having dirt on him theory. Thought if I did it could conceivably be something as simple as Ralph having recordings of video chats in person and Jim doesn't want his appearance out there. We know all of these people used to jump on Skype calls together in the goobergate days.

Anyway, it's all very gay and if you think Jim not talking about Ralph is some 4d chess about him doing the opposite of what his fans want you are coping and sneeding.
 
I don't subscribe to the Ralph having dirt on him theory. Thought if I did it could conceivably be something as simple as Ralph having recordings of video chats in person and Jim doesn't want his appearance out there. We know all of these people used to jump on Skype calls together in the goobergate days.

Anyway, it's all very gay and if you think Jim not talking about Ralph is some 4d chess about him doing the opposite of what his fans want you are coping and sneeding.
I'm wondering if Ralph has pics of his face now. Jim did end up going to the Warski/Tonka "fight" in Knoxville, and maybe he's even done a facecam call with Ralph at some point, and he's afraid Ralph would just dump all that onto the Internet.
 
Jim has been bereft of integrity since the PPP debate. He said that he would forsake Ralph if PPP could show that Ralph was a flagger, and while the serpent PPP made a convincing case Jim continued to gunt guard as hard as ever.

Anyone expecting Jim to shit on Ralph after that might as well go piss up a rope. I do expect it has more to do with an affanity for Ralph that some hatred of Null though.
 
I think Null gives Jim too much credit. I think Ralph just paid Jim for his silence. Jim is a whore and a whore will do anything for money.
I think Jim enjoyed going on Ralph's streams, thinks of him positively, and doesn't want to "betray" someone who hasn't spoken negatively of him, which would create unnecessary drama in the potential last few years of his life.
 
Gonzalo Lira's (Coach Redpill) take.
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lol at CRP slagging on Jim for not being relevant in years… in a Telegram post.

I don't subscribe to the Ralph having dirt on him theory. Thought if I did it could conceivably be something as simple as Ralph having recordings of video chats in person and Jim doesn't want his appearance out there. We know all of these people used to jump on Skype calls together in the goobergate days.
I just can't imagine what Ralph could have that would be all that interesting considering what all we know about him at this point (and the fact that he'll probably be dead soon). His face pics? What could be so interesting about his face that we'd do something other than go "huh" and move on with our lives? Maybe he has a lazy eye or is (gasp) black and we have a laugh for a few days and Jim doesn't respond and everyone moves on. And it's not like he has much of a streaming career left to ruin. What could be left that he'd actually care about?

No, Occam's razor says he just still feels some friendship or loyalty to Ralph somehow and that's the only reason why he's not milking that cow for all she's worth. Or maybe he just is bored by the whole thing and doesn't think it's that interesting. Who cares at this point. He's just gonna do what he wants to do, not what we want him to do, and make jam of the superberries when he's not spending all day at home reading manga and eating nuggies or whatever he does when he's not tweeting or streaming.
 
I doubt there is anything sinister about Jim's diplomatic avoidance of discussing Ralph's mounting list of fuck ups. I think that he's just observed the gunt's flailing, shit-flinging pathway of self-destruction and has opted to move himself out of the splash zone. Ralph has a malevolent streak and track record of going after people who he believes have betrayed him. Who wants to deal with that, especially when you're sick?

You can call Jim cowardly, but then you are stepping into the shoes of Sargon who attempted to vicariously indulge his own power fantasies by crowning Jim leader of GamerGate.

I doubt Jim regards anyone who he interacts with online as a friend. He has always done what he wants, which includes putting himself out to pasture. Occasionally he might wander over to the fence so that bystanders can stroke his muzzle and feed him peppermints (I am beginning to regret this retarded metaphor) but he's done. I don't expect to see peak Jim again, anymore than I expect The Rolling Stones to ever write another decent song. This is the radiotherapy-assisted afterglow.

I enjoyed the stream right up until the sharp left turn into anime-ville. I was impressed by the level of unashamed 'buy my hat and pint glass' merchandise shilling. It reminds me of when the Sex Pistols reformed.
 
Yeah but that's my point. The dude's dying. Have some balls. You're going to die having your last streams be the shittiest things you ever made?

Hypocrisy annoys me. That's why the gunt guarding annoys me.
I don't know why it took you this long to openly recognize and vent about this since people have been saying the same about Jim for a couple years now. Better late than never, though. The catharsis of this post is top tier.
Edit: Also Biden pooped himself. That's not unsubstantiated at all. We've posted the video on Fedi. It's about the same level of proof of Ralph painting his pants brown, just that the mic isn't right next to him.
I just realized you were referring to the Vatican pooping rumor. I thought you meant the first time. I can't believe "Biden sharted" is something I've encounter twice.
 
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I don't know why it took you this long to openly recognize and vent about this since people have been saying the same about Jim for a couple years now. Better late than never, though. The catharsis of this post is top tier.
People chimp out if you talk about Jim at all. Any sort of negative comment or observation is twisted into something something else. Like one of the most common comments on my streams is "I DON'T KNOW WHY JOSH HATES JIM SO MUCH" when I've never said I hated him. I just wish he'd find his fucking balls.
 
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I never cared that my dad was gay. I'm just happy he's back from the cigarette store. Too bad he didn't read the label on the packages and he now has ass cancer. Jim is probably gunt guarding because he's jealous of Ralph's ability to gain weight while he's just stuck in the land of skeletal, skinny chemo.
 
I don't subscribe to the Ralph having dirt on him theory. Thought if I did it could conceivably be something as simple as Ralph having recordings of video chats in person and Jim doesn't want his appearance out there. We know all of these people used to jump on Skype calls together in the goobergate days.

Anyway, it's all very gay and if you think Jim not talking about Ralph is some 4d chess about him doing the opposite of what his fans want you are coping and sneeding.
Part of the reason why I don't buy into the theory that Ralph has dirt on Jim is because I would have expected him to have already released it by now. Jim may not being going hard on Ralph, but he has done little things that has made Ralph angry. He openly tweeted support for Kill All Pedos video on Ralph which led to Ralph immediately unfollowing him on Twitter.

Ralph may like to collect dirt on people, but that doesn't necessarily mean he actually has any dirt. There are plenty of other people who you would have expected Ralph to release some dirt on after they defected from his side (like Toad or even Dame) but he never did. Granted it might take a lot more for Ralph to go off Jim because he is so enamored with him, but when you look at just how little it takes for Ralph to lose his shit I would have expected it already over the few things that Jim has done towards him.
 
People chimp out if you talk about Jim at all. Any sort of negative comment or observation is twisted into something something else. Like one of the most comment comments on my streams is "I DON'T KNOW WHY JOSH HATES JIM SO MUCH" when I've never said I hated him. I just wish he'd find his fucking balls.
Fair enough, that makes sense. I still remember that one stream when you joked Jim was dead and someone unsubbed from your Gumroad live on stream.
 
I just can't imagine what Ralph could have that would be all that interesting considering what all we know about him at this point (and the fact that he'll probably be dead soon). His face pics? What could be so interesting about his face that we'd do something other than go "huh" and move on with our lives? Maybe he has a lazy eye or is (gasp) black and we have a laugh for a few days and Jim doesn't respond and everyone moves on. And it's not like he has much of a streaming career left to ruin. What could be left that he'd actually care about?
Stuff on Jade. A thot that lusts for ecelebs.
Wouldn't surprise me if Ralph has some embarrassing DMs, nudes or similar.
She might have even sucked the Gunt's micropeen.
 
I doubt there is anything sinister about Jim's diplomatic avoidance of discussing Ralph's mounting list of fuck ups. I think that he's just observed the gunt's flailing, shit-flinging pathway of self-destruction and has opted to move himself out of the splash zone. Ralph has a malevolent streak and track record of going after people who he believes have betrayed him. Who wants to deal with that, especially when you're sick?
Pretty much this. If Gunt had any dirt on Jim, you’d think he’s either hint at it or threaten him with it. I mean, the fat fucking pig threatened to release audio of a guy crying over the death of his child so threatening Jim with his personal info is basically nothing to him.

Then again, maybe whatever functioning brain cells he has left are telling him not to go after Jim because that would be the thousandth cut that takes him down. It’s hard to tell with those two.
 
Pretty much this. If Gunt had any dirt on Jim, you’d think he’s either hint at it or threaten him with it. I mean, the fat fucking pig threatened to release audio of a guy crying over the death of his child so threatening Jim with his personal info is basically nothing to him.
But he has his personal info - he just needs to read this thread - yet he didn't do anything with it.
Rand is a nobody, so is Null in the IBS world, Nick has his army of weebs but he's never really been part of IBS, no one cared about Tonka anymore when Ralph started going full in on him, etc..

But Jim, even though he's dying and doesn't do shit anymore, is still the biggest most popular figure of that sphere.
 
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