Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EnemyStand]

Which one of you glorious fuckers was this. Rob lowkey trolls Jack with those posts or he's doing it unintentionally. Eitherway, it's a breath of fresh air & I really like his character. Of course the Sherry on the top would be if Rob starts doing like experimental Recipes like a Carbonara or Raw meat Tartare.

Man, the amount of lowkey trolls coming out of the woodwork is just glorious. Milanowski is the hero we need, but none of us deserve.

 

[Tiresome]

In a single performance, Rob has created something more culturally significant and aesthetically enjoyable than Jack has in his entire existence.

 

[Aaway]

Which one of you glorious fuckers was this. Rob lowkey trolls Jack with those posts or he's doing it unintentionally. Eitherway, it's a breath of fresh air & I really like his character. Of course the Sherry on the top would be if Rob starts doing like experimental Recipes like a Carbonara or Raw meat Tartare.

i love how rob has inspired others to subtly troll jack like he does

a few others have popped up in the FB group in recent months and i'm sure more will follow once they realize how easy it is (and that jack is too r.etarded to catch on)

 

[TurdFondler]

So people like Jack are the reason Christmas encroaches further and further back into the year, huh?

Having this weird sort of holiday amalgam where Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years all run together is tacky and meaningless. Spergout buuuuuuut evangelical christmas doesn't make sense. Skipping all saints day and then the advent fasting makes Christmas less festive. Not to mention without the dying Jesus iconography of easter, the reborn christmas Jesus loses meaning too.

 

[stets]

So people like Jack are the reason Christmas encroaches further and further back into the year, huh?

Having this weird sort of holiday amalgam where Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years all run together is tacky and meaningless. Spergout buuuuuuut evangelical christmas doesn't make sense. Skipping all saints day and then the advent fasting makes Christmas less festive. Not to mention without the dying Jesus iconography of easter, the reborn christmas Jesus loses meaning too.

The Christmas season for Jack means free shit on the 25th, Starbucks peppermint lattes, the same recycled music playlist, Black Friday deals, McRibs, and bitching on facebook about how people just don’t understand the true meaning of christmas (while obviously not remotely getting it himself). He doesn’t understand anything about its historical context or importance. He just fetishizes it for all the wrong reasons.

 

[DX10]

Consumerist Christmas is the worst shit and it is utterly, thoroughly unsurprising that Jack giggles like the little toddler fag he is at the thought of November 1st.

 

[Sonic T]

I wonder what kind of gifts Jack actually receives for Christmas, considering that he buys himself presents all year with Tammy's money.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

I wonder what kind of gifts Jack actually receives for Christmas, considering that he buys himself presents all year with Tammy's money.

Indoor grills and kitchen gadgets probably.

 

[Adamska]

I mostly just get nettled because it's stupid to sperg about Christmas unless it's at least past Thanksgiving IMO. Also yeah, the horrible Christmas playlist of fail Jack has gives me the impression that he got fired for his Christmas autism.

I get the feeling that he wanted to spam Bing Crosby not even a week after Halloween and got fired for basically telling everyone, the listeners and his boss, to fuck off.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I wonder what kind of gifts Jack actually receives for Christmas, considering that he buys himself presents all year with Tammy's money.

I wonder what he buys for Tammy actually. Mommy can I use your credit card to go Christmas Shopping …. For you?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

To me this is one of the most annoying things about Jack's videos, and it's especially bad in JOTG. He constantly forgets where he's going or what new fast food item he's going to stuff his face with. Then half the time he does remember, he gets the name wrong or mispronounces it. He clearly does zero preparation for these videos, and it comes off not just as lazy but disrespectful, both to his viewers and to his subject matter. Does he really think people enjoy watching him pester Tammy like a sugar-addled toddler with inane questions? Does he think he's fooling anybody when he says things like "you guys all requested I check out this place" but he can't even remember the name of it? Does he think, at all? Some people have the gift of gab and can just ad lib, with little or no preparation. Jack was never good at this even at his peak, now he's just a disaster.

I don't know if it is actual lazyness on his part or if his brain is do damaged by the previous 2 (allegedly maybe even more) strokes, that he's basically on the edge of becoming a potato.
Could be an unhealthy mix of both reasons tho.

I wonder what kind of gifts Jack actually receives for Christmas, considering that he buys himself presents all year with Tammy's money.

Depends at how much access Tammy grants him to her credit card. But most likely just another half ton of worthless Amazon shit who will end up in his Garage after using it once in a video.

 

[DX10]

I mostly just get nettled because it's stupid to sperg about Christmas unless it's at least past Thanksgiving IMO.

Wholly and thoroughly agreed. Even in Europe it's been getting worse year on year since 2015 or so.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I bet Jack buying gifts for Tammy is like the episode of the Simpsons where Homer bought the bowling ball for himself, but gave it to Marge thinking she’d never use it.

“ I bought Mommywife new smoker! I’m going to make her the bestest steaks on it! I even got the Jack Daniels sauce because it had my name in it! My Mommywife will love it because she’s the bestest!”

Meanwhile Tammy is laughing at the fat retard as she’s out getting plowed by Jacques Jim Traynor.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Wholly and thoroughly agreed. Even in Europe it's been getting worse year on year since 2015 or so.

Fuckin' Walmart had a small, but dedicated portion of the store devoted to Christmas shit out in late September, possibly earlier. I don't go there that often so it possibly was out even sooner. It's unsightly.

Dragging the holiday shit out earlier and longer does make sense from an economics and store logistics point of view, since you don't really wanna waste labor trotting shit out for just 2 weeks so the Christmas purists don't complain. That's barely enough time for the ads and specials to reach the consumers and you're likely to have a Black Friday 2.0 on your hands just for decorations. And after that a single store is sitting on hundreds of thousands of unsold plastic Christmas shit made in China that you have to sell extremely low in January or dump it into a landfill, Iron Eyes Cody be damned.

Well, that's my managerial side talking.

I bet Jack buying gifts for Tammy is like the episode of the Simpsons where Homer bought the bowling ball for himself, but gave it to Marge thinking she’d never use it.

“ I bought Mommywife new smoker! I’m going to make her the bestest steaks on it! I even got the Jack Daniels sauce because it had my name in it! My Mommywife will love it because she’s the bestest!”

Meanwhile Tammy is laughing at the fat exceptional individual as she’s out getting plowed by Jacques Jim Traynor.

That would be a heartwarming redemption arc for Jack (fat Jack, not Jacques) if the whole ordeal ended with Tammy visiting Jack at his work - hah! - and Jack carrying her in his arms - we're nigh into fantasyland at this point - to his car scootypuff for some bone-dry lovin'.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

So jack bitches about his neighbors not taking down xmas lights before new years but also needs to proclaim that christmas season starts weeks before thanksgiving. What an insufferable prick.

 

[desudesu]

I wonder what he buys for Tammy actually. Mommy can I use your credit card to go Christmas Shopping …. For you?

Reminds me of how CWC got Barb and Bob transformers and toys in that awfully sad Christmas video.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I wonder what he buys for Tammy actually. Mommy can I use your credit card to go Christmas Shopping …. For you?

Or worse, he might cook for her.

I don't know if it is actual lazyness on his part or if his brain is do damaged by the previous 2 (allegedly maybe even more) strokes, that he's basically on the edge of becoming a potato.
Could be an unhealthy mix of both reasons tho.

I've been getting a lot of Jack's older content pushed on youtube, and I can still find plenty of examples of him being a forgetful moron. The strokes definitely impacted his energy and enthusiasm (and his arm lol), but you can find decade old videos where he does the same shit with ingredients where as he is presenting them he has to pick them up and remind himself what he is cooking with. He is a bit worse now, but that could be attributed to aging with a horrible diet on its own. Plus I think he just thinks those little quirks of his are cute. The strokes may have made his memory slightly worse, but he's always been more potato than human.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Or worse, he might cook for her.

You know, I think a child making their parents a surprise breakfast would be more appealing than this...but it gives me the same vibes where someone is too immature to understand what a romantic dinner is.

Kind of like when CWC showed his luxurious honeymoon dinner with Ivy had grilled chicken, green beans, and orange soda (And eight Glade plugins for that romantic smell!).

 

[Kermit Jizz]

You know, I think a child making their parents a surprise breakfast would be more appealing than this...but it gives me the same vibes where someone is too immature to understand what a romantic dinner is.

Kind of like when CWC showed his luxurious honeymoon dinner with Ivy had grilled chicken, green beans, and orange soda (And eight Glade plugins for that romantic smell!).

It's the lack of care that gets me. Everything in that dinner was done with the absolute minimum effort. The cheesecake is particularly bad because it's probably one of the easiest deserts to make. Literally just mixing a bunch of shit in a bowl and then baking it, you can even cheat and buy a premade crust if you're not confident enough, it hardly matters. Same thing with the fucking microwaved potatoes, baked potatoes are so simple to do a literal child would have no issues. Fucker even skimped on the toppings.

It really highlights how little Jack values the people in his life. I wouldn't even be surprised if he didn't get Tammy shit for Christmas. Jack is the exact kind of douchebag to say "we'll I'd be buying you something with your own money so why don't you just buy yourself something for me".

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Everyone giving any pass no matter how small to Jack's material from ten years ago is forgetting that the Party Cheese Salad video is 9 years old. Only an insane, malevolent being would think filming that slop was a good idea in any way.