Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[GentlemanFaggot]

Everyone giving any pass no matter how small to Jack's material from ten years ago is forgetting that the Party Cheese Salad video is 9 years old. Only an insane, malevolent being would think filming that slop was a good idea in any way.

Jacks just a dumb, selfish, idiot.

I think Aunt Myrna is the real insane supervillain of the family.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Food, Family, Stroke Brained Political Thoughts

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Food, Family, Stroke Brained Political Thoughts

There is so much fucking wrong with this I don't even know where to start.

So I'll just say this is what happens when you read history through a Boomer, Evangelical, Neocon lens. He's about one step away from saying the medieval Catholic Church were Communist because they collected tithes.

 

[TurdFondler]

LMAO "the government" by which he means The fucking King. Apparently King Henry was assblasted about some other work of Tyndale's, most probably his work opposing the king's annulment of his own marriage. They got him for heresy because, why not?

Yeah typical government, Jack.

With regards to his salsa chicken, even the name sounds gross. The single piece of steamed broc and the bland tater make it look like prison food.

 

[Adamska]

Food, Family, Stroke Brained Political Thoughts

Tyndale was arrested and executed by the Catholic as hell Hapsburgs, betrayed in trust by a friend to the courts there. Hell, the English government put a good amount of effort to TRY and save him, with the strongest man in Henry VIII's court at the time actually putting himself on the line to try and save him. The courts of England didn't do shit to execute him; it was the HRE that did it.

I'm actually surprised Jack bothered to look up this guy, but not surprised that he blamed the English for what was obviously an Austrian killing, and confused who adopted from who.

Also Tyndale wasn't the first to translate the Bible into English fatty doo doo, that was Wycliffe and the Lollards; which fun fact Tyndale was partly influenced by.

I REALLY want to know who fed Jack this shit.

LMAO "the government" by which he means The fucking King. Apparently King Henry was assblasted about some other work of Tyndale's, most probably his work opposing the king's annulment of his own marriage. They got him for heresy because, why not?

Yeah typical government, Jack.

With regards to his salsa chicken, even the name sounds gross. The single piece of steamed broc and the bland tater make it look like prison food.

Yep, Henry wanted him imprisoned/executed because Tyndale opposed the annulment; it was how several priests died during his reign actually. He was held in the low countries but Charles V wanted to play games with Henry since, you know, he hated that Henry wanted to divorce a fairly beloved family member of his.

Then his theology was leaked by an angy Bishop and he was killed.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Literally just mixing a bunch of shit in a bowl and then baking it

You've just described 99% of baked goods

 

[DontEatThat]

It's the lack of care that gets me. Everything in that dinner was done with the absolute minimum effort. The cheesecake is particularly bad because it's probably one of the easiest deserts to make. Literally just mixing a bunch of shit in a bowl and then baking it, you can even cheat and buy a premade crust if you're not confident enough, it hardly matters. Same thing with the fucking microwaved potatoes, baked potatoes are so simple to do a literal child would have no issues. Fucker even skimped on the toppings.

It really highlights how little Jack values the people in his life. I wouldn't even be surprised if he didn't get Tammy shit for Christmas. Jack is the exact kind of douchebag to say "we'll I'd be buying you something with your own money so why don't you just buy yourself something for me".

Jack is a shit cook by all means but when he cooks for other people its even worse. He cant be given any fucks to properly season (if he does at all) food for his guests and just combines everything in a pot to cook. If he cant eat it all by himself, hes not going to care. Its like getting a child to do something and they half ass it because they dont want to do it. He just wants praise and acknowledgement as being a big boy chef but cant be fucked to actually making any effort and everyone around him just humors him cause hes a useless faggot.

I like to laugh thinking Jack gets his wife stuff like "Worlds best wife" or some shit children get their parents for Christmas.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Tyndale was arrested and executed by the Catholic as hell Hapsburgs, betrayed in trust by a friend to the courts there. Hell, the English government put a good amount of effort to TRY and save him, with the strongest man in Henry VIII's court at the time actually putting himself on the line to try and save him. The courts of England didn't do shit to execute him; it was the HRE that did it.

I'm actually surprised Jack bothered to look up this guy, but not surprised that he blamed the English for what was obviously an Austrian killing, and confused who adopted from who.

Also Tyndale wasn't the first to translate the Bible into English fatty doo doo, that was Wycliffe and the Lollards; which fun fact Tyndale was partly influenced by.

I REALLY want to know who fed Jack this shit.

Yep, Henry wanted him imprisoned/executed because Tyndale opposed the annulment; it was how several priests died during his reign actually. He was held in the low countries but Charles V wanted to play games with Henry since, you know, he hated that Henry wanted to divorce a fairly beloved family member of his.

Then his theology was leaked by an angy Bishop and he was killed.

>when you learn more about obscure historical figures in the thread on Jack than you learn about cooking from Jack's channel

You've just described 99% of baked goods

Fair, but cheese cake is still easier since the ratio of ingredients is way more forgiving and you don't have to do any kneading.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I REALLY want to know who fed Jack this shit.

Hm, possibly some kind of large institution that might benefit from small government politics and tax exemptions by neocon Evangelist politicians who follow said beliefs at the expense of their unwitting members?

Possibly a Mega Church, if you will.

 

[Adamska]

Hm, possibly some kind of large institution that might benefit from small government politics and tax exemptions by neocon Evangelist politicians who follow said beliefs at the expense of their unwitting members?

Possibly a Mega Church, if you will.

My next question is how did they explain it to Jack to the point he barely remembers it? Did they use handpuppets and guiding questions like a kid's show or something?

I'm also amused because Tyndale likely would've rejected the Megachurch too; while he had different opinions from them, he was inspired by the Lollards alongside bits of Luther, Bucer, and Calvin. That means he'd hate the Murderchurch's money grubbing tendencies too.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

This article literally says its because of wind issues in Dallas. Of all his idiocy his thinking everywhere has the same weather as Nashville is maybe the strangest.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Also Tyndale wasn't the first to translate the Bible into English fatty doo doo, that was Wycliffe and the Lollards; which fun fact Tyndale was partly influenced by.

I REALLY want to know who fed Jack this shit.

Probably got it on Facebook or from one of the people in his murderchurch. I mean the whole thing is that Christians are supposed to be persecuted so any kind of evidence for that is necessary even if it doesn't really fit.

My next question is how did they explain it to Jack to the point he barely remembers it? Did they use handpuppets and guiding questions like a kid's show or something?

I'm also amused because Tyndale likely would've rejected the Megachurch too; while he had different opinions from them, he was inspired by the Lollards alongside bits of Luther, Bucer, and Calvin. That means he'd hate the Murderchurch's money grubbing tendencies too.

Hell Jesus would be against the whole Megachurch assuming he'd be okay with Christianity in the first place.

 

[Inside_Ventura]

Jack deleted the "Meat Stick" video because he fucked up and will "edit it and reupload it"
He said the charge lasts 4 hours, while it actually says it needs to charge for 4 hours and it lasts for 24 hours.

 

[Aaway]

This article literally says its because of wind issues in Dallas. Of all his idiocy his thinking everywhere has the same weather as Nashville is maybe the strangest.

i think he's implying that the canceled flights are due to staff shortages as a result of vaccine mandates and not bad weather like they claim. it's a pretty popular right-wing talking point these days

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Jack deleted the "Meat Stick" video because he fucked up and will "edit it and reupload it"
He said the charge lasts 4 hours, while it actually says it needs to charge for 4 hours and it lasts for 24 hours.
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Does it make anyone else cringe the way he always over-emphasizes K/hard C consonant endings on words? It's super annoying.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

i think he's implying that the canceled flights are due to staff shortages as a result of vaccine mandates and not bad weather like they claim. it's a pretty popular right-wing talking point these days

Fucking weird flights get cancelled all the time this is very tenuous but interesting.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I REALLY want to know who fed Jack this shit.

I would assume Jack was already at legal drinking age when reaching 6th grade.

 

[desudesu]

Jack deleted the "Meat Stick" video because he fucked up and will "edit it and reupload it"
He said the charge lasts 4 hours, while it actually says it needs to charge for 4 hours and it lasts for 24 hours.
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Wow what is this? Fat Jack admitting he fucked up and made a mistake? I don't think he is "removing and editing" the video on his own volition, but rather, he got a nicely worded letter from Soma Labs LLC (Meat Stick's company) legal dept. Remember what happened with his Red Copper electric omelette cooker and he got sued by Telebrands? Yeah sorry fatty, you've lied so many times that I don't believe that you made this choice by yourself.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Wow what is this? Fat Jack admitting he fucked up and made a mistake? I don't think he is "removing and editing" the video on his own volition, but rather, he got a nicely worded letter from Soma Labs LLC (Meat Stick's company) legal dept. Remember what happened with his Red Copper electric omelette cooker and he got sued by Telebrands? Yeah sorry fatty, you've lied so many times that I don't believe that you made this choice by yourself.

If Jack would remove videos by a " I fucked up and made a mistake" standard, his channel wouldn't have any content to begin with.

 

[stets]

“Ok guis….check out the new product that I wasted Mommy Wife’s money on.”

And yes, there’s another pineapple slicing gag. And yes, his revolting dead arm flopped all over the place just like last time.

He looks absolutely enormous in this video. I’d love it if someone could do a comparison of how he looked right before the “diet” compared to now.