What a fucking idiot. Tell us Ryann, why should people vax against the vid their healthy normal weight kids? Kids are least affected by this fat shaming disease and the vax doesn't prevent the spread, so getting vaccinated doesn't save grandma. (And no, I'm not anti-vax, but I see no reason why children should be vaccinated against this)
Yeah guys! Be like Tess and let your kids do both!
I think she is speaking from personal experience and her parents let her eat those things for breakfeast
Which is why Tess is shaped like a water buffalo. Hopefully Bowie manages to not adapt to Tess's "eat whatever the fuck you can find and let mama sleep off this hangover!" way of eating.
Fair enough. I'm sure she's been hearing the word a lot lately
I'm not sure what happens exactly with deathfat kids (it's probably 90% parental encouragement) but all the young (under 5) kids I've met eat like birds. As in they just pick at a few things over the day and hardly seem to eat at all. Bowie, thankfully, seems to do the same. Or Tess really does get all the food first.
Such a selfless person. Not even once has she thought about taking Bowie on any of her trips. He's getting around the age where traveling with a kid isn't automatically miserable either. He's hopefully finally potty trained and can mostly dress himself. That's about the age where you can start taking kids long distances without it being an ordeal. But no Best Mommy Ever Tess just shuffles him off to wherever.
Bowie seems like a clever kid, and must notice that 99.9% of people out there (even the fatties) aren't as massive as "MAMA". I'm sure he sees her sitting around all day hoovering up pints of Jeni's ice cream, getting fatter by the second, and understands that eating ONE Kid's Cuisine or Lunchable is more than enough for a kid his age and size.
I heard once that's an evolutionary thing that's supposed to help baby monkeys learn what's safe to eat but without eating too much of things in case it's bad and makes them sick.
It depends. Carly from The Deathfat Nursery feeds her morbidly obese baby formula meant for babies who are underweight.
LOLOL. Tess must have realized that most of her Cake Johns have limits, and the bath photos where she has more rolls than a bakery scared them all off.
Rather generous of Brian to guess 150kg as that's 330lbs. She's probably pushing 450 if not the big five double 0.
If Flabletics dropped Tess, you know a messy gorl like her would make a scene about it online. I think she got the latest box, and her time downing booze and egg sandwiches in "London" finally brought her to point where the strongest Lycra on planet Earth can no longer contain Tess' mass.
Maybe it came and it just ripped apart as she tried to put it on. It's too bad that she didn't film it because that's what a lot of fat fetishists are into. Or maybe she did and it's the prized piece of Cake John's porn collection.
