Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Extreme Crusader]

Just dripping in 'fucc boi' energy.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

This is the funniest revelation in the case

 

[gaystoner]

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Just based on that user name, innocent of all charges.

 

[Fougaro]

>"No your Honour, it was Chicken Andy!"
>"Shoot me Nigger! Shoot me Nigger!"
>4doorsmorewhores
God bless American courts!

 

[Extreme Crusader]

"His friend" is most likely lying to cover his own ass.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I wish I was at my home computer, there is a ton of salt on Twitter.

 

[Puff]

"His friend" is most likely lying to cover his ass.

I hope none of my friends are like this guy.

 

[Overly Serious]

Judge to lawyer using technical terminology about skateboards: "The what? Do I look like I skateboard?"

 

[Meat Target]

"His friend" is most likely lying to cover his ass.

Rackets says he's probably getting a plea deal. That's a Judas Kiss if there ever was one.

 

[Random Internet Person]

All this jury instruction stuff should have been done long before now. What the fuck are these attorneys doing?

Probably killings trees for filings.

prosecutor describes the pedo as "5'3 and 150 lbs... nobody takes him seriously" lmao mans is pissed off down in hell

HARD R FROM THE LAWYER

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This was the real grift, getting millions of dollars and a year of preparation just to be able to legally drop 2 hard Rs to millions of people.

>"No your Honour, it was Chicken Andy!"
>"Shoot me Nigger! Shoot me Nigger!"
>4doorsmorewhores
God bless American courts!

We’re off to a great start, aren’t we?

 

[murdered meat bag]

Rackets says he's probably getting a plea deal. That's a Judas Kiss if there ever was one.

I wonder how that's going to work on cross.

 

[Puff]

Probably killings trees for filings.









We’re off to a great start, aren’t we?

I'm too invested in this case to sit back and laugh. Never a good position to be in on the internet.

 

[gaystoner]

your honor...He took a picture with a gun. Look at this Tiktok username. GUILTY!

 

[Pizza Munch]

someone correct me if I'm wrong, but it really doesn't matter how he got the weapon, correct?

also lmao is kyle lowkey smiling

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

The main takeaway is that no matter what happens, 4doorsmorewhores got what he wanted. He has truly become famous.

 

[Ruin]

This is some Idiocracy shit right here.

"You're honor this guys like guilty? Just look at his hair and how he talks like a fag, peace yo."

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

The court is in recess over an easel.

 

[Titos]

I hope the jury knows that if Kyle is found guilty any and all self defense and mass shooting incidents will devolve into police shootouts because the parties involved will know they will be political prisoners regardless of whether or not they are innocent. It would be a real shame if every self defense situation inspired another OKC bombing and every other month some glowie kids got obliterated with a bomb. I'd shed a real totally genuine tear if such a thing were to happen.

 

[Art Kassul]

"Every car in the lot was burned to the chassis"
I wonder why people wanted to be out protecting the properties in their community.