"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 203 36.6%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 351 63.4%

  • Total voters
    554
Y'all are making this way more complicated than it likely is. Jim just likes Ralph, he has consistently stood up for him past the point of reason, and back in the "good old days" he was on the show all the time. Jim simply isn't a man of his word and people are trying to cope over it. He went back on hats/grifting, he went back on productivity related pledges, he went back on disavowing Ralph after PPP showed he was a flaggot, now he's going back on no e-friends.

Sorry Jim isn't a man of honor, but thems the breaks.
 
Yeah I’m falling apart from jims lack of shart-gate coverage over here.

You’ve found me out with your 20 posts about how much people like me just can’t cope.
Well, I am not the one speculating what in the world Gunt can have on Metokur, when the more simple and way less autistic explanation about it is that he just doesn't care about that particular thing like you do. Because, you know, many people don't care about it either.
 
Well, I am not the one speculating what in the world Gunt can have on Metokur, when the more simple and way less autistic explanation about it is that he just doesn't care about that particular thing like you do. Because, you know, many people don't care about it either.
Yeeeah I don’t think you’ve even read the single post i made regarding that. But yeah I get it.

He just “doesn’t care”. Yawn. Oh boy. Aren’t you getting sleepy?

I think the real less autistic reasoning is what waffle just posted:

Y'all are making this way more complicated than it likely is. Jim just likes Ralph, he has consistently stood up for him past the point of reason, and back in the "good old days" he was on the show all the time. Jim simply isn't a man of his word and people are trying to cope over it. He went back on hats/grifting, he went back on productivity related pledges, he went back on disavowing Ralph after PPP showed he was a flaggot, now he's going back on no e-friends.

Sorry Jim isn't a man of honor, but thems the breaks.
 
Yeeeah I don’t think you’ve even read the single post i made regarding that.
Lol, ok.
Maybe not internet friends, but I’m sure they were something close to that for Jim. Like, Does he even mention baked anymore?

Maybe he was blinded by his proximity to the shows, who knows, but I think it was pretty obvious where these guys were headed. The only unknown is just how badly they’ll burn and who or what they’ll try to take with them before it’s all over with.
internet daddy
Funny how it's usually rabid fans of someone overanalyze their every action.
 
And I've never seen people losing their minds over some internet funny man not talking about something as much as they wanted.
Jim keeps cucking us out of an excellent Ralph spergout after all.
And it is weird how different he treats Ralph compared to all the other IBS hosts and GG spergs like Sargon, Matt, Tonka, Warski, and even JF.

Guess, Ralph has dirt on everyone who doesn't give a fuck.
Again, what makes you think Jim just doesn't care and finds him boring like you do?

I said, that pushing him - ensuring he will refuse.
That has nothing to do with Jim finding him boring.
Jim found the potato fucking funny but refused to really go into JF out of spite and he was completely open about that.
He didn't do this weird dodging he does with Ralph.
 
Jim keeps cucking us out of an excellent Ralph spergout after all.
Oh, buy his hat, I am sure he is gonna change his mind.

And it is weird how different he treats Ralph compared to all the other IBS hosts and GG spergs like Sargon, Matt, Tonka, Warski, and even JF.
I can't recall the last time he mentioned any of those, so you kinda admitted that he doesn't ignore Ralph.

weird dodging
Here we go again.
 
That's a tough claim for someone who can't deal with some stranger on the internet not confirming his beliefs about Ralph's shar
This is such cope

In what world is a thin-skinned faggot shitting his pants on stream and then sperging about it for weeks not funny?
What dimension are you living in that Ralph’s chimping out over the admin of a Serbian Pigeon Breeding forum being his “blood enemy” is not good content.

Oh but sure that random 2015 employee from Safeway really had my sides in orbit!! Haha!!!

Get real
 
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In what world is a thin-skinned faggot shitting his pants on stream and then sperging about it for weeks not funny?
I don't know, this one? If you checked outside Guntboard, you would know that.

Oh but sure that random 2015 employee from Safeway really had my sides in orbit!! Haha!!!
So you've watched that streams only in a vain hope that daddy Jim will laugh at Ralph? Oh, that must be soul-crushing.

Did any of them had a huge meltdown recently, except for Ralph?
And it is weird how different he treats Ralph compared to all the other IBS hosts and GG spergs like Sargon, Matt, Tonka, Warski, and even JF.
I can't see your point.

Show me anyone he treated similarly.
Are you implying they may have a dirt on him too? Fuck, this is a scary world to live in.
 
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Shouldn't you be able to show Jim treating someone the same then?
You want me to make a list of "things that Jim didn't talk about, even though he should've, because it's funny"? Nah, fuck that. But I recall on that stream someone asked him to watch KoP's boxing videos and he declined, so I guess he has a dirt on him too. Like I've said, scary world.

Or are you just coping about Ralph thumbing Jade?
Is it better than coping that some cancer ridden irishman didn't talk about Ralph for 1.5 hours? It probably is, since I don't give a fuck about these two.
 
I don't know, this one? If you checked outside Guntboard, you would know that.

So you've watched that streams only in a vain hope that daddy Jim will laugh at Ralph? Oh, that must be soul-crushing.
Nigger plenty of people off-site were making fun of him. Jesus what world are you living in where this shit isn’t comical, especially in Jim’s sphere of the internet.

He can cover whatever he wants but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna call out bullshit
 
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Gunt once again using Jim to play to his audience, if anyone else did this Jim would be calling them out
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You want me to make a list of "things that Jim didn't talk about, even though he should've, because it's funny"? Nah, fuck that. But I recall on that stream someone asked him to watch KoP's boxing videos and he declined, so I guess he has a dirt on him too. Like I've said, scary world.
Yes, he simply and directly declined. He didn't do that with Ralph.

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Gunt once again using Jim to play to his audience, if anyone else did this Jim would be calling them out
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Where are you people getting this narrative from? Jim has always done what Jim wanted. Otherwise we would have a CRP video series. Or did CRP also have dirt on Daddy?
 
How did a single stream laughing at biden, talking about anime and catching up with some guy who lives out in the desert create such a massive autistic schism across the IBS and lolcow sphere

He really does have a super power of causing people to sperg out over dumb shit
 
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