US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I unironically hope they open up a lunar prison colony to mine ice so I can drop fucking asteroids on LA, NYC and SF with the helpful hand of a computer named Mike. At least I'd get a bunch of cute wives in red dresses on the moon, what the fuck does the earth offer me in comparison. Also making a Heinlein novel historical would make me laugh.
sauce on that novel reference brah? sounds interesting,i wanna read that now instead of obsessively reading this thread.
 
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sauce on that novel reference brah? sounds interesting,i wanna read that now instead of obsessively reading this thread.
The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress. It's basically a story of a prisoner on a moon penal colony discovering that the computer in the colony is alive and fighting to prove that the lunar colony deserves to be free from being Earths slaves. It's a pretty great book.
 
Happy Election Day!

There is much movement as states near their deadlines to redistrict. However, I'll leave all of that aside for today.

First the Top Card.

Virginians head to the polls. In the last week, both sides have been given their final chance to make a case for the people of the Old Dominion.

For Democrats, Republicans are racist. Larry Sabato, professor at the University of Virgiinia and totally not a Democratic poli-sperg funded by your tax dollars, did the rounds.

LARRY SABATO: I'm ancient and I've been here in Virginia since the 1960s, and I've noticed one little thing. Every time a Republican is either behind or in a really close race, they find a way to drag race into the campaign.

Every time. Every time.

Sometimes it's immigrants. Sometimes it's blacks. Sometimes it's Latinos, or other groups.

This critical race theory discussion... it isn't in the ads, it's in the stump speeches.

"Critical race theory" is a way of speaking to whites and saying to whites: "Don't let the blacks take over." "They have already taken over. They have already taken over. Stop them. This is your chance to stop them."

And I can consider that repulsive whether you're for a candidate's conservative philosophy or against it. Why does race always have to be dragged into it?

This has been there narrative since the beginning. The Lincoln Project (Never Trump Republicans Democrats) paid a group to cosplay as tiki torch wielding white supremecists for a photo gayop outside Younkin's campaign bus.

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Even McAwful himself got in on the act.

MCAULIFFE: “We’ve got to diversify our teacher base here in Virginia,” he told supporters. “Fifty percent of students at Virginia schools — K-12 — 50 percent are students of color, and yet 80 percent of the teachers are white.

“We all know what we have to do in a school to make everybody feel comfortable in school,” McAuliffe continued. “So, here’s what I’m going to do. We’ll be the first state in America — if you’ll teach for five years here in Virginia in a high-demand area, whether that be geographic or course work, we will pay room, board, tuition, at any college, any university, any HBCU [historically black colleges and universities] here in the commonwealth of Virginia.”

In contrast, Youngkin and his people are choosing to mirror a Reaganesque message. It's Morning in Virginia.


Lower taxes, parental rights, education and law enforcement funding.

We may actually be seeing the Youngkin Democrat here.

New Jersey.

Jersey has mostly flown under the radar. In part, that's due to Governor Murphy (D-Incumbent) not running a clown car campaign and offending everyone. Polling has consistently shown Murphy in the lead with low 50s, with little room for error. He should win re-election.

Murphy and Ciattarelli have been bus campaigning with Murphy emphasizing his incumbency and Democratic ties; while Ciattarelli is running a Jersey boy done good campaign.

Of course both these races are about more than just governor seats. In Virginia, Democrats have just gained total control of the legislature (with the exception of the great recession they had been locked out since the mid 90s). The current Democratic majorities are slender and it's possible that Republican's could actually if not take control completely flip a chamber.

In New Jersey, the stakes are different but still there. If they lose too much ground, they could have trouble passing legislation.

Down ballot, of particular interest is the Seattle battle for Attorney General.

One of the candidates, Nicole Thomas-Kennedy, is a self-described “abolitionist” who seeks to upend the criminal justice system. In Twitter posts last year, she celebrated those who set fires at a youth detention facility, called property destruction “a moral imperative” and praised whoever apparently triggered an explosive inside a police precinct as a “hero.”

Over that same period, her opponent, Ann Davison, was moving in the opposite direction. A former Democrat, she declared herself a Republican appalled by what she saw as a lack of order in Seattle. In a city where Republicans have long been cast out of city politics, Ms. Davison filmed a why-I’m-not-a-Democrat video for a supporter of Donald Trump.

This will be a good test for just how far is too far on the radical left agenda Joe Biden has embraced.
 
The rebel flag plant is caught in video looking for cameras to show he's really one of the Youngkin voters

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Now how funny would it be if someone picked his pocket, got his wallet, and doxxed him? People tend to forget that's always an option.

Pro-Gamer Tip: If you get on good terms with a local band of gypsies, they'll teach you some pickpocketing skills. Not that it's needed in a crowd, just push him around a little and he won't feel you going through his pockets.
 
Sorry if it has already been posted, if so, ignore. I'm 30 pages behind.

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Gun dealers sell parts, ammo using anti-Biden meme 'Let's go, Brandon'​

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/po...-using-anti-biden-slogan-lets-go-bra-rcna4260 (https://archive.ph/Iuw24)

The phrase “Let’s Go Brandon” has become right-wing code for profanity directed at the president. It arose from a crowd chant at the NASCAR racetrack in Talladega, Ala.

Nov. 1, 2021, 6:37 PM UTC / Updated Nov. 2, 2021, 6:33 PM UTC
By Ken Dilanian

Gun dealers are marketing weapon parts and ammunition using a right-wing slogan widely understood as code for profanity directed at President Joe Biden.

Palmetto State Armory, which operates a 12,000-square-foot gun store in Columbia, S.C., the state capital, is marketing a “LETSGO-15 Stripped Lower Receiver,” which is a part meant for an AR-15-style assault rifle.

The product description on the company’s website says the fire selector on the weapon part features three modes: “’F@CK!’” (Safe), “’JOE!’” (Fire), “’BIDEN!’” (Full-Auto).”

“Love how PSA is in touch with the current Let’s Go Brandon situation,” says one of the comments below the product description. “More than half of America and other parts of the world are chanting. The current administration is destroying our country.”

The company did not respond to NBC News requests for comment. A spokesman for the U.S. Secret Service, which investigates threats against the president, declined to comment.

At least two other firms in other states, Culper Precision and My Southern Tactical, are advertising an AR-15 magazine for sale with a “Let’s Go Brandon” sticker.

The companies did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

The phrase “Let’s Go Brandon,” has become right-wing code for “F--- Joe Biden." It originated from a moment during an Oct. 2 NASCAR race at the Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama, when a driver named Brandon Brown was being interviewed by an NBC Sports reporter. A nearby crowd was chanting something difficult to make out, and the reporter suggested they were chanting “Let’s go, Brandon” to cheer the winning driver. But it became increasingly clear they were saying, “F--- Joe Biden.”

A stripped lower receiver is the part of the AR-15 rifle that contains the serial number, making it the only part of the weapon required to be purchased through a licensed dealer.

Once banned under federal law, the AR-15 has become the most popular rifle in America, making up one in five firearms bought each year, according to the National Shooting Sports Foundation. There are 15 million in circulation, gun groups say.

Law enforcement officials have said that variations of the AR-15 were used in mass shootings at a Boulder, Colo. supermarket, a Pittsburgh synagogue, Texas church, a Las Vegas concert, a Florida high school and a Connecticut elementary school.

The “Let’s Go Brandon” slogan has been employed by several Republican politicians. The Associated Press reported Republican Rep. Bill Posey of Florida shouted the phrase while ending an Oct. 21 House floor speech with a fist pump. Rep. Jeff Duncan of South Carolina wore a “Let’s Go Brandon” face mask at the Capitol last week, while Texas Sen. Ted Cruz posed with a “Let’s Go Brandon” sign at the World Series. Sen. Mitch McConnell’s press secretary retweeted a photo of the phrase on a construction sign in Virginia, the AP reported.

Southwest Airlines announced Sunday it was investigating an incident in which a pilot reportedly uttered the phrase over the intercom.
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https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa...order-ships-in-approximately-10-12-weeks.html (https://archive.ph/Vd2xz)
 
Now how funny would it be if someone picked his pocket, got his wallet, and doxxed him? People tend to forget that's always an option.

Pro-Gamer Tip: If you get on good terms with a local band of gypsies, they'll teach you some pickpocketing skills. Not that it's needed in a crowd, just push him around a little and he won't feel you going through his pockets.
Nah, get with your Chinese friends. They are the masters of pick pocketing.

 
Bush Senior puking on the lap of the minister of japan doesn't count?
It's more assertive. If Biden had shit on the pope rather than himself, it would send a different message.

Look, anybody can shit their pants in public. I just want him to own the situation, you know? Is America a nation that shits itself, or does it shit on others?
 
Nah, get with your Chinese friends. They are the masters of pick pocketing.

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Not bad but he's taking way too long to do it.

You're supposed to get your accomplice to walk past them and rudely bump into the mark, pushing them towards you, then you have a reason to feel up their pockets as you push them away. They'll be too distracted by the accomplice anyway, maybe have them say some rude comment like "out of my way, asshole" to distract the mark even more. Even if they realize their wallet is missing, they'll think it was your accomplice who's currently walking away at a brisk pace.

These gyppo lessons are provided for educational purposes only.
 
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