Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%
  • Total voters
    403
Can I just mention how this mod (I'm assuming this is a mod due to the little wrench) is so angry at this one guy
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I normally don't even see the chat but the one time I do I notice this shit lol
 
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Kyle's lawyers had a rough opening statement. Was surprised by the State's cuck coming out ahead in that considering how much he was btfo'd beforehand.

edit: Nick has been wearing his headsets on backwards for the opening argument stream. Boomer.
 
Justtocheck said:
I thought he did Taekwondo.
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He arrived early for Taekwondo practice and the cheerleader squad was still clearing out of the gym. Met a hot cheerleader, struck a deal that several of the cheerleaders would sign up for taekwondo if Nick could get a similar number of his friends to join the cheer squad. Went on to marry the cheerleader. That's the condensed version.
 
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Kosher Salt said:
He arrived early for Taekwondo practice and the cheerleader squad was still clearing out of the gym. Met a hot cheerleader, struck a deal that several of the cheerleaders would sign up for taekwondo if Nick could get a similar number of his friends to join the cheer squad. Went on to marry the cheerleader. That's the condensed version.
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wait the rackets are high school sweet hearts? I thought they met in college.
 
DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
wait the rackets are high school sweet hearts? I thought they met in college.
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This all happened in college.

DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
Kyle's lawyers had a rough opening statement. Was surprised by the State's cuck coming out ahead in that considering how much he was btfo'd beforehand.

edit: Nick has been wearing his headsets on backwards for the opening argument stream. Boomer.
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Just now getting to the Defense's opening statement. I agree it sounds rough. I love every time they refer to Jump Kick Man though.
 
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MooseGump said:
Can I just mention how this mod (I'm assuming this is a mod due to the little wrench) is so angry at this one guy
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I normally don't even see the chat but the one time I do I notice this shit lol
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I think that's the mod that more than once have banned/timed out a number of people in chat for no apparent reason. When Rackets calls it out he always says he fell asleep and hit his phone, somehow managing to always time out folks.

Seems like some weirdo with a Mod-Tourette's disability.
 
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Dude, Nick.

LIN-ee-uhr

LIN-eer is that dude in Babylon 5 or whatever. The kid from Lost in Space.
 
5t3n0g0ph3r said:
We all know Nick sucks at name pronunciation.
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It's how he pronounces "linear." It's an everydayish common noun.

He's still better at common knowledge than Joe, though. I was shocked by the "flora and fauna" thing.

Edit: Normally his diction is so good that it's jarring when Nick flubs something so simple. Also, it works against his "creative writing" bragging rights.
 
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