DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[N0thingICanDo]

Midstream update:

Total tip: $16

Top tip: OIC under Joo Dan Tae ($10)

Members: 265/300

Viewers: 211

Kevin Burstein is whaling on multiple vtubers and explaining on his criteria of tipping, Phil is not meeting that criteria so he only gets pennies for superchats

Chat talking about cryptos

"Yes it was the same Joo Dan Tae that tipped me before, I'm aware he usually tips way more than that but I can't control how much he tips, if you are in the chat can you explain to them Joo? Thanks"

Refuses to check BTS tips yet

 

[Sup3r]

Midstream update:

Total tip: $16

Top tip: OIC under Joo Dan Tae ($10)

Members: 265/300

Viewers: 211

Kevin Burstein is whaling on multiple vtubers and explaining on his criteria of tipping, Phil is not meeting that criteria so he only gets pennies for superchats

Chat talking about cryptos

"Yes it was the same Joo Dan Tae that tipped me before, I'm aware he usually tips way more than that but I can't control how much he tips, if you are in the chat can you explain to them Joo? Thanks"

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Uhhh Nightbot, the halloween begathon is over, you can stop bringing it up now. Trademark Phil laziness, not even changing Nightbot to not talk about that disaster.

If "kevin" bases his tips on who interacts with their chat, why is Phil seeing any of it? He HATES his chat, and only tolerates it because he gets money.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Why is he mentioning the brushes? Does he normally use the wrong brush? Like what does he use, Kaht's grooming brush for his teeth and a toothbrush for his hair? Surely it shouldn't be hard to use the correct brush.
All this on top of him doing this after starting his stream. Why couldn't he have done this before the stream?

Nothing he could do.

Whomever wrote the ''How humans live and their strange grooming rituals'' on the mothership, fucked up, if they had done their job he would not have misspoken.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Yes it was the same Joo Dan Tae that tipped me before, I'm aware he usually tips way more than that but I can't control how much he tips, if you are in the chat can you explain to them Joo? Thanks"

Wait, he got Joo'd? Surely there's a joke there somewhere.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Wait, he got Joo'd? Surely there's a joke there somewhere.

No he didn't say exact that I'm just paraphrasing and exaggerate a little haha, because I love the Joo jokes

 

[WolverineGuy22]

He must have read this thread last night and how we made fun of his mall trophy because he got rid of it and put up the Switch box. Then put up his LoZ amiibo and fallout bobblehead. What a gamer.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself as a muppet Nintendo shill.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Game is trolling Phil again....

Why am I poisoned?

WHY AM I TAHKSIK??????

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why is he mentioning the brushes? Does he normally use the wrong brush? Like what does he use, Kaht's grooming brush for his teeth and a toothbrush for his hair? Surely it shouldn't be hard to use the correct brush.
All this on top of him doing this after starting his stream. Why couldn't he have done this before the stream?

He literally just rolled out of bed hungover. He knows we know he doesn't brush his teeth so he has to make it out like he does. And all he does is slick his hair back. That whole message was 'I just got up'

 

[DukeMorty]

So he must have read my post about putting up some figures he has behind him. But putting up some $10 small figures behind you is not what I was recommending Phil. God you even fuck up putting up statues. Phil since I know you are reading this put up your BIGGER STATUES, you know like the She-Hulk or the Medic from TF2. The bigger statues will be more visible than your amiibo ones, especially when you use a 480p camera so its just a blur. Also remove those stupid boxes it just makes you look like a hoarder. Now if you bought another PS5 and put the console behind you then that makes more sense but a box of the PS5 is just lazy.

Seriously, Phil just furthered proved he is a lazy idiot that has no understanding of marketing his brand appropriately and lacks any decorative ability. He probably thinks he needs to hire an interior designer to do a proper setup. When in reality all you have to do is google some streaming setups or read on KF (like my previous post I made on setting up his room). The funny thing is I bet his mom wife told him to put some gamer stuff behind him like the other streamers she watches. But Phil being Phil just puts some boxes, tiny toys, and his YouTube Participation Trophy (100k is not a big feat anymore on YouTube). Either way Potato Lady should have told him that setup looks tacky and pathetic, but not surprised she didn't tell him since she seems to lack any proper brain cells. After all she threw away good meat because she thought the moisture would be drained by the fridge thus ruining the food. These two morons truly are meant for each other.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Yes it was the same Joo Dan Tae that tipped me before, I'm aware he usually tips way more than that but I can't control how much he tips, if you are in the chat can you explain to them Joo? Thanks"

This cunt wants an explanation as to why the tip didn't meet his standards under the guise of telling them to explain it to chat who doesn't benefit from it in any way?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil's begging hasn't been the same since the bank document leak. He tells you the money he currently has is NOT GOOD, and he NEEDS you to support the streams! He needs help with tips RIGHT NOW!
But he's still dodging the explanation of WHY he needs help RIGHT NOW. Just know that he needs you to tip and don't ask anything further. He needs $100 a stream because he just does.

 

[DeeTracktor]

The misery of Phil actually trying something new and it turning out to be an absymal failure must be killing him inside

 

[Pargon]

The misery of Phil actually trying something new and it turning out to be an absymal failure must be killing him inside

Putting up kitschy nü-need consoomer bullshit in the corner behind him is new? Or did he do something else I missed?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Okay so it was unbelievably irritating but I figured out how to do this. So just need one question answered:

For games that are played during the day stream, does Prestream time count for purposes of calculating hourly wage of that particular game or not?

You seem to have missed out the fact that his uploads to that miserable and clearly recorded stream for the graveyard YouTube channel are his "work hours" too...

Busting his ass to upload videos and waiting around until it hits the site has got to be the most worthless part of what he classifies as a "jahb"...

Now I get videos as a part and parcel of showcasing your work... But to boast that YT ad revenue is bad for him yet still spam his trashpile channel.... Isn't a full time job though is it?

Especially his flip-flopping from Twitch really shows he loves bUsTiNg hIs aSs 4 KHANTENT ACK ACK ACK

Just why not stream for longer, ditch the boring pre stream and get right into the games? Maybe set aside just 5-10 minutes about scheduling and games news?...

Oh wait... He needs to hear his own fucking voice for an hour before playing games...

That clearly isn't bACK breaking work as well...

 

[NursezillaX]

If dumb ass Dave actually treated his 'collectibles' AS collectibles, he actually could get decent money for some of them...


Edit: cropped pics

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Unfortunately not going to be possible, when I log a tip it's logged under the game for that stream (I'm not autistic enough to timestamp each tip).

So which is preferable:

1. Don't include prestream in game $/hr (any tips received during prestream are still counted for that game, gameplay time is lower, $/hr will be higher since same amount of money over less time).

2. Include prestream in game $/hr (gameplay time is higher, $/hr will be lower since same amount of money over more time).

Option A please.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Yeah if he can't sell them, he can at least make a display... there's more than enough room behind him now. Even someone as lazy as him can make a half decent display. His rant about neon lights in the background is cringe. It's about being presentable, it doesn't "take up the whole stream".

 

[Piece of Peace]

Option A please.

Acknowledged, prestream time is excluded and changes are live on the spreadsheet. Note that numbers are GROSS revenue (i.e. does not include PayPal/YT fees).

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Orgasm because his prior message got ackacknowledged by his Master.

Okay, what did Jones Jay say and what was Phil's reaction?

Edit. Awesome Background

 

[Somecatchyname]

There is one of the She-Hulk figures on eBay and the seller is asking $3000 for it.

I don't doubt it. Depending on the year, condition and what model it is that person could get 3k for it. Especially, if it's a model that isn't produced anymore.