US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Aldeland]

prominent TDS sufferer vacations in Florida...Don Lemon everyone!!

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Another one for the list.

And they wonder why people hate them.

 

[Oxous]

Message from Virginia's elections commissioner reminding poll workers that they can't force voters to wear a mask. Apparently the state has a phone number they want people to call if they were blocked from voting because they didn't wear one.

 

[make_it_so]

They'll turn everything blue using deception and trickery. I unironically hope they open up a lunar prison colony to mine ice so I can drop fucking asteroids on LA, NYC and SF with the helpful hand of a computer named Mike. At least I'd get a bunch of cute wives in red dresses on the moon, what the fuck does the earth offer me in comparison. Also making a Heinlein novel historical would make me laugh.

Asteroids? Dude, you need to think bigger.

I do like to think that between The Moon is a Harsh Mistress and Starship Troopers, Heinlen was probably a major inspiration for the OG Gundam series.

 

[Terrifik]

faci jannies sweep up gain of function from docs before they have court case 4to8 years later

https://twitter.com/15poundstogo/status/1455613142592106497/photo/1

 

[Oats12345]

So after dinner. I am going out to vote. I am voting no on all the proposals for New York state. Also I really hope my county sheriff wins re election. He's a republican and running for re election

 

[Terrifik]

good news everyone

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1455643073141161995

 

[HumanHive]

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Message from Virginia's elections commissioner reminding poll workers that they can't force voters to wear a mask. Apparently the state has a phone number they want people to call if they were blocked from voting because they didn't wear one.

It's gonna be too little too late.

 

[Calandrino]

And the Left killed it.

Somebody ITT linked a Reddit thread about Let's Go Brandon, and somebody there linked the following screencap. It seemed to go over well with that audience.

So here you go, the unfiltered essence of The Left Can't Meme: a reddit screencap of an unrolled 23-post twitter thread of a leftist academic (who did his PhD dissertation on humor) explaining that the purpose of comedy is to advertise which political opinions are acceptable.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Every time they hear people chanting it, they actually hear people chanting the word nigger in their minds.

When you’re so progressive that everything you hear is a proxy for “Fuck the blacks.”

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Somebody ITT linked a Reddit thread about Let's Go Brandon, and somebody there linked the following screencap. It seemed to go over well with that audience.

So here you go, the unfiltered essence of The Left Can't Meme: a reddit screencap of an unrolled 23-post twitter thread of a leftist academic (who did his PhD dissertation on humor) explaining that the purpose of comedy is to advertise which political opinions are acceptable.

Me: I really feel like college is producing overeducated people that offer nothing of value.
The Left: That's not true!
Also the Left: [Insert this guy's Twitter chain]

 

[celebrityskin]

You know I always thought it was creepy how the dems were able to turn a long term red state like Virginia into a solid blue state. I mean I know California used to be red, but that took longer to turn form red to blue compare to how quick they did it to Virginia

Same with Colorado. I remember my friend telling me about how it used to have a folksy, woodland aesthetic and be very conservative but now it's deep blue and known for potheads and hipsters.

 

[Garm]

Somebody ITT linked a Reddit thread about Let's Go Brandon, and somebody there linked the following screencap. It seemed to go over well with that audience.

So here you go, the unfiltered essence of The Left Can't Meme: a reddit screencap of an unrolled 23-post twitter thread of a leftist academic (who did his PhD dissertation on humor) explaining that the purpose of comedy is to advertise which political opinions are acceptable.

Can you Inception an exceptional individual? Or topic? Point is this has many layers like an onion.

 

[tehpope]

Somebody ITT linked a Reddit thread about Let's Go Brandon, and somebody there linked the following screencap. It seemed to go over well with that audience.

So here you go, the unfiltered essence of The Left Can't Meme: a reddit screencap of an unrolled 23-post twitter thread of a leftist academic (who did his PhD dissertation on humor) explaining that the purpose of comedy is to advertise which political opinions are acceptable.

How miserable this guy must be. "Everything in life must promote my beliefs damn the original intention of medium / whatever."

Then again, this is the train of thought with some hardcore christians.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

They'll turn everything blue using deception and trickery. I unironically hope they open up a lunar prison colony to mine ice so I can drop fucking asteroids on LA, NYC and SF with the helpful hand of a computer named Mike. At least I'd get a bunch of cute wives in red dresses on the moon, what the fuck does the earth offer me in comparison. Also making a Heinlein novel historical would make me laugh.

you clearly didn't read the novel, it was more men than women, so you'd be sharing that cute wife with 4 other dudes, and if she's guaranteed 5 guys she isn't going to be putting a lot of effort into her looks to begin with, hell the average woman probably weighs as much as the 2 dudes she marries.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Virginia turning blue was not some democrat maskirovka operation, converting the populace via propaganda. it was simply the expansion of the Washington DC suburbs out from the district into Maryland and Virginia. the government became so large, with so many bureaucrats and offices that the confines of the federal district could not support it's own population requiring expansion out into the countryside. simply unavoidable.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

Somebody ITT linked a Reddit thread about Let's Go Brandon, and somebody there linked the following screencap. It seemed to go over well with that audience.

So here you go, the unfiltered essence of The Left Can't Meme: a reddit screencap of an unrolled 23-post twitter thread of a leftist academic (who did his PhD dissertation on humor) explaining that the purpose of comedy is to advertise which political opinions are acceptable.

Heh heh heh Jason P. Sneed

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

lol

 

[Oxous]

Virginia turning blue was not some democrat maskirovka operation, converting the populace via propaganda. it was simply the expansion of the Washington DC suburbs out from the district into Maryland and Virginia. the government became so large, with so many bureaucrats and offices that the confines of the federal district could not support it's own population requiring expansion out into the countryside. simply unavoidable.

Actually, it's Virginia's fault for demanding that D.C. return Alexandria County back to them in 1847. That's 230,000 glowies that would've lost the right to vote if they had simply looked into the future

 

[Cubanodun]

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good news everyone

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1455643073141161995

Geez i wonder what could be the main motivation for the pushing of the jab in minors...



A total mistery

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

While walking out to get food I passed by this friendly Democrat neighborhood leader who pointed out that my congressperson (won't specify who) had just walked past me. I actually trolled that congressperson on Twitter right after Jan 6 when they were acting like they had just survived the Battle of the Bulge. Have never met them in real life until today. Decided to walk over to them and acted in a very friendly way to the point where they thought I must have been a huge fan. I didn't reveal my power level at all. The contrast between how I acted meeting them in person today compared to my online bullying really amuses me.