Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg it's almost been a year since your last guarantee for the Space Jews visit. Can we get a new ETA on their arrival? I want to make sure I pack in advance for my Mars trip provided by your army of Giant Space Lizards. I know you always tell us history won't be kind to us, but will the lizards at least let us have one checked bag and one carry on?
 
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WASR96 said:
@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg it's almost been a year since your last guarantee for the Space Jews visit. Can we get a new ETA on their arrival? I want to make sure I pack in advance for my Mars trip provided by your army of Giant Space Lizards. I know you always tell us history won't be kind to us, but will the lizards at least let us have one checked bag and one carry on?
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It's been over a month since he claimed his uncle's estate would be settled in a week, yet he's still poor and on welfare.
 
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Look at this horribly filtered photograph of Tom.

Here's an actual photo of Tom
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Tom, you will never ever come close to looking like that terribly doctored photo. You don't have lips or elevated eyebrows. You have a chicken's anus where your mouth should be.
 
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Sorry, I've missed a few days because I started a new, lucrative, highly technical job where I oversee a crew of 20 and make important decisions. I haven't had the time to swing by and remind Tom that

you are a man, you are a predator, please kill yourself

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Mariposa Electrique said:
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Look at this horribly filtered photograph of Tom.

Here's an actual photo of Tom
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Tom, you will never ever come close to looking like that terribly doctored photo. You don't have lips or elevated eyebrows. You have a chicken's anus where your mouth should be.
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Agreed. Tom, you really should try to take a note from your more attractive family members:
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Mariposa Electrique said:
It's been over a month since he claimed his uncle's estate would be settled in a week, yet he's still poor and on welfare.
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Yes and you know it would barely be minutes between him getting money and suddenly flashing around bling because he's just that stupid. He's that dude in a gang who the day after the heist would be driving around in a new car.
 
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Lol when's the last time Tom had a "happy day"? He's constantly wishing it on others, you'd think he would do what it took to have a happy day himself, since he certainly doesn't go for peace or anything else that he shits out there
 
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I noticed that old people are perfectly content with watching the same news programs every day, no matter how played out or repetitive they are (similar to how a child can watch the same movie over and over).

Is that what's happening to Tom here? 'Cause he's been happily having the same arguments with the same insults for literal years now.
 
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eDove said:
I noticed that old people perfectly content with watching the same news programs every day, no matter how played out or repetitive they are (similar to how a child can watch the same movie over and over).

Is that what's happening to Tom here? 'cause he's happily been having the same arguments with the same insults for literal years now.
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Tommy is boring for this reason alone. It's just the same feedback loop, Tommy is as Tommy does at this point. That said I'll lurk until I'm happily proven wrong and he ends up sneaking into highschool locker rooms instead of just arguing on the internet and creeping on minors.
 
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