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[Chorton]

Steinbrucke Knives - PRODUCT REVIEW | Tuesday November 2, 2021​

Spoiler: Archive

Highlights include Jack mangling vegetables with the help of C-U-Dead-Arm:

He calls these "thin" and "beautiful" slices.

Here Jack is happily manhandling some phallic-like produce; watch out Jim Trainor:




And here's the chicken:


His obligatory hanging pineapple cut, featuring the wriggling stroke arm:

 

[feral cat #6385]

Steinbrucke Knives - PRODUCT REVIEW | Tuesday November 2, 2021​

Highlights include Jack mangling vegetables with the help of C-U-Dead-Arm:
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He calls these "thin" and "beautiful" slices.

Here Jack is happily manhandling some phallic-like produce; watch out Jim Trainor:
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And here's the chicken:
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His obligatory hanging pineapple cut, featuring the wriggling stroke arm:
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He should have used the knife on the stroke arm. The last thing that is needed is another fucking knife review.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

“Ok guis….check out the new product that I wasted Mommy Wife’s money on.”

And yes, there’s another pineapple slicing gag. And yes, his revolting dead arm flopped all over the place just like last time.

He looks absolutely enormous in this video. I’d love it if someone could do a comparison of how he looked right before the “diet” compared to now.

Holy shit that was fucking dreadful. Somehow this is the worst I've seen from Jack despite not having any cooking.

This was not a review, this was a blog. He literally spent more time speaking about his tomato preference than actually discussing the knives. Just imagine if you were a normie looking for a review of these knives and stumbled onto this video. Most would leave within the first 30 seconds and the few who decided to skip forward and stumbled onto Jack fumbling with his dead arm would quickly leave too. Jack, no one cares about your preference for German blades, no one cares about your tomato slices, no one cares about your dead arm. Review the fucking knives you redundant sack of shit.

God damn and that's not even touching on the little details.

• He threw a tard fit because the knives kept falling over and was too lazy to do a second cut.
• He called one of the knives a utility and said it for opening packages? What the fuck?
• He claims "his brain has been giving him urges to use his dead arm". Again, what the fuck? You mean you just want to not have a disability? No shit?
• He keeps repeating how sharp the knives are despite using a notable amount of effort to cut vegetables. At one point he literally said "no resistance" as he shifted his arm up and down in what appeared to be the single hardest cut in the video.
• He only had to put in so much effort because he is a retarded caveman that pushed straight down instead of letting the knife do the work.
• He claims the Santoku is good for cutting cheese but then decides to test it with celery for some reason.
• He claims all the knives are equally sharp, which is retarded and not something you would even expect. Why would different knives built for different functions be equally sharp? Oh right they're not, Jack just has mashed potatoes for brains.
• He pauses after cutting the pineapple to process the joke he is about to make. You can practically see the steam coming out of his ears as his mushbrain attempts to process speech.
• His laugh at his shitty joke sounded like a pug with a sinus infection sneezing.

God damn his production quality is worse than his cooking at this point. It's starting to make me a little MATI while watching his videos.

 

[rubytintedchix]

My favorite part of this video was how triggered he got when the knives fell over in the boxes on the cutting board. You can see Jack’s rage/narc personality unfold in real time. He fucking snapped. Just like he probably did with Garrett and like Jr. will eventually do with Brianna.

 

[DontEatThat]

Wow what is this? Fat Jack admitting he fucked up and made a mistake? I don't think he is "removing and editing" the video on his own volition, but rather, he got a nicely worded letter from Soma Labs LLC (Meat Stick's company) legal dept. Remember what happened with his Red Copper electric omelette cooker and he got sued by Telebrands? Yeah sorry fatty, you've lied so many times that I don't believe that you made this choice by yourself.

Im with you on that. Looking at any Jack vid you see tons of mistakes, bad takes, lack of editing or care at all in the final product. However this one he decides he needs to edit to correct some mistakes. It means either he got in trouble with the company (like stated above in the past) or he was assblast mad people were making fun of him cause hes with another man reviewing something called a meat stick. I doubt well see that video again.

 

[Adamska]

“Ok guis….check out the new product that I wasted Mommy Wife’s money on.”

And yes, there’s another pineapple slicing gag. And yes, his revolting dead arm flopped all over the place just like last time.

He looks absolutely enormous in this video. I’d love it if someone could do a comparison of how he looked right before the “diet” compared to now.

Fucking hell is he desperate to recreate that video that got him 10M+ views given how often he does this pineapple shit.

Also that's like his 16th knife set in 10 years, what a stupid hoarder. So happy others summed up that video because ain't no one wanting to see garbage like that.

 

[Fatty2988]

Jack must have some weird fetish for embarrassing himself. Why would you do a review like this knowing you can't hold any of the food with your dead arm. No one needs the 100th knife review from him of some cheap QVC knives anyway.

Steinbrucke Knives - PRODUCT REVIEW | Tuesday November 2, 2021​

Highlights include Jack mangling vegetables with the help of C-U-Dead-Arm:
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He calls these "thin" and "beautiful" slices.

Here Jack is happily manhandling some phallic-like produce; watch out Jim Trainor:
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And here's the chicken:
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His obligatory hanging pineapple cut, featuring the wriggling stroke arm:
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[TurdFondler]

Those knives look awful. Cutting anything was a struggle. They're shit tier knives you get at walmart but just packaged fancy. The only reason you'd cut a tomato with a serrated blade is if somehow the regular blades were worse.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Also that's like his 16th knife set in 10 years, what a stupid hoarder.

And despite that he had nothing to say about them. It's the same thing with his food descriptions, always giving vague useless adjectives like calling a steak meaty or some shit. I wonder if there's a specific mental issue that can cause this sort of deficiency.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Does it make anyone else cringe the way he always over-emphasizes K/hard C consonant endings on words? It's super annoying.

I thought I was the only one. It bothers the shit out of me.

 

[rubytintedchix]

We’re now on Knive set #20 on the CWJ show. I wonder whatever happened to the other 19 sets. I guess he donated them to the homeless. Sidebar: Don’t piss off any homeless people in the Gatlinsburg TN area, they have an artillery of shivs and shanks and have had their fill of Crumbl Cookies.

#	Name
1	Edge of Belgravia Knives
2	Mr. Chef Knife Set
3	Ideeland Pro 8" Chef Knife
4	Zelite Knives
5	Victorinox Knives
6	Miracle Blades Series 3
7	Aeroknife
8	Miracle Blades World Class Series
9	Kitory Damascus Steel Chef
10	Vie Belles Reserve Knives
11	Imarku Knives
12	Tuo Cutlery
13	The Chef Club Knives
14	Tuo Knives Falcon Series
15	Tuo Legacy Series
16	Yoshi Blade
17	"Knife Aid" Shark Tank
18	Hammer Stahl Cutlery
19	Yoshi Blade
20	Steinbruke Knives

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

“Ok guis….check out the new product that I wasted Mommy Wife’s money on.”

And yes, there’s another pineapple slicing gag. And yes, his revolting dead arm flopped all over the place just like last time.

He looks absolutely enormous in this video. I’d love it if someone could do a comparison of how he looked right before the “diet” compared to now.

Right off the top he's showing he doesn't know what he's talking about.

German knives are sharp and heavy and strong. But they're not harder than Japanese knives. German knives average 56-58 on the Rockwell scale. Japanese average 61-63 meaning it's a harder steel. The difference is German knives tend to be heavier and Japanese knives tend to be thinner so in his mind "heavy" = "hard".

And him trying to hold that tomato with his gimp hand? Made me laugh so much that Mrs. Sebben had to come in to see what was up. She just shook her head and walked out after seeing I was watching Mushbrain. And of course he likes his tomatoes cut thin. Don't want any more vegetable matter to go with your meat.

Of course he's amazed that knives, fresh out of the box, are really sharp. Try doing all these things in a couple months after using them every day and not sharpening them properly.

And he didn't see that the knife didn't actually slice through the pineapple all the way. It hacked off a piece. But that's not the point is it? No. It's to show what a retard he is.

 

[densedance]

Kinda Offtopic but I just listened to Eminem's "Darkness" first time today & this knife "review" video is just the sherry on the top. Not sure what is more revolting...

His handicap aside, I don't really think those knifes are good at all. Fucker should stick with simple & cheap basic Victorinox knives & learn how to maintain them. But we wouldn't be here if Jack would follow the simple basics, right? Also what @Phil Ken Sebben said, the Pineapple got basicaly ripped off. Again, not sure due his elegant Technique or due the shitty knife.

“Some of them John Travolta, staying alive by inches” Jack I found you in the lyrics in that track ffs.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Kinda Offtopic but I just listened to Eminem's "Darkness" first time today & this knife "review" video is just the sherry on the top. Not sure what is more revolting...

His handicap aside, I don't really think those knifes are good at all. Fucker should stick with simple & cheap basic Victorinox knives & learn how to maintain them. But we wouldn't be here if Jack would follow the simple basics, right? Also what @Phil Ken Sebben said, the Pineapple got basicaly ripped off. Again, not sure due his elegant Technique or due the shitty knife.

“Some of them John Travolta, staying alive by inches” Jack I found you in the lyrics in that track ffs.

They look to be decent enough stamped knives. German knives are known for their edge and make but these aren't made in Germany, they're made in China. So lower standards and lower quality materials.

Spoiler: knife sperging

It's like how Henckel or Zwilling is such a big name in knives. Their 4 star and Professional series are very well made and very pricey. But there's the German version made in Germany and the International version made in Brazil. Guess which one is better and which one just uses the name. The Brazilian knives are cheaper in quality and don't hold an edge as well. But they're cheaper so what do you expect?

I see this as being similar. It's a German knife name but made in China to keep costs low. In the end you get what you pay for and Mushbrain is just fooling himself thinking these are good knives.

We’re now on Knive set #20 on the CWJ show. I wonder whatever happened to the other 19 sets. I guess he donated them to the homeless. Sidebar: Don’t piss off any homeless people in the Gatlinsburg TN area, they have an artillery of shivs and shanks and have had their fill of Crumbl Cookies.

#	Name
1	Edge of Belgravia Knives
2	Mr. Chef Knife Set
3	Ideeland Pro 8" Chef Knife
4	Zelite Knives
5	Victorinox Knives
6	Miracle Blades Series 3
7	Aeroknife
8	Miracle Blades World Class Series
9	Kitory Damascus Steel Chef
10	Vie Belles Reserve Knives
11	Imarku Knives
12	Tuo Cutlery
13	The Chef Club Knives
14	Tuo Knives Falcon Series
15	Tuo Legacy Series
16	Yoshi Blade
17	"Knife Aid" Shark Tank
18	Hammer Stahl Cutlery
19	Yoshi Blade
20	Steinbruke Knives

A good set of knives should last you for years. There's no reason why this faggot needs to be buying so many just to return them later to Walmart or wherever he bought them to get a refund. And you know he's doing this but still claiming the cost of the knives on his taxes at the end of the year.

 

[densedance]

They look to be decent enough stamped knives. German knives are known for their edge and make but these aren't made in Germany, they're made in China. So lower standards and lower quality materials.

I doubt he's ever going to get himself a Wüsthof or any other knife in that vicinity. Not sure how your pricing politic is over there, but I never regreted buying one. I would even say that it was one of my best 200 bucks worth of investment. Instead buying all those bullshit knives that go instantly dull because TamTam put them once in the Dishwasher he should stick to one or two or three .. But again, he can't blow smoke up his ass if he isn't doing those near monthly boxes of Knives review to make him feel like some type of influencer.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Ya'll see this shit:

 

[thedingledongle]

I thought I was the only one. It bothers the shit out of me.

I feel like he’s been lisping a lot recently, more than I’ve ever noticed prior.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Ya'll see this shit:
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I thought you were pointing out the tongs. Fuck fuck fuck God damn it Jack you disgusting animal.

 

[Stasi]

Ya'll see this shit:
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Literally about to ask if anyone clocked him wiping his hand after fingering the raw chicken lmao

 

[Charlie Delicious]

No wonder he didn't get covid

Dudes made of filth