🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

If I had to think about it I'd say it was probably YOU that left their mother to die alone @TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo :
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Your day will come JOSHUA CONNER MOOOOOON!
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So now he says it was “regardless of vax status” and yet he was giving dumb speeches in WV and on Twitter claiming he couldn’t see his dying mum because of a (non-existent) vax mandate. So either Ralph has been lying about his own mother’s death for cheap political points online or he’s lying now. Which is it Ralph?

 

[heathercho]

If I had to think about it I'd say it was probably YOU that left their mother to die alone @TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo :
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Your day will come JOSHUA CONNER MOOOOOON!
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Moon's day is going to come?

Nigga... you love the written word and no "Goodnight Moon" puns, no eclipse puns, no Bad Moon rising puns, no "Remember, the cow jumps over the Moon" puns.

Nothing. Not an ounce of wit. Sad.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph is going to end up in a straight jacket muttering about Jawsh Moon over and over again. And shame on Vito for encouraging this behavior. This kind of shit is why Chris Chan thinks he's Jesus now.

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

Ralph is going to end up in a straight jacket muttering about Jawsh Moon over and over again. And shame on Vito for encouraging this behavior. This kind of shit is why Chris Chan thinks he's Jesus now.

The funny farm would be best for a piggy this deluded. Would feel bad for the orderlies that have to clean his padded pen after Ralph smears the phrase "Moon Made Me Do It ," with fecal matter over the walls.

 

[Hüftpriester]

In his capacity as a convicted felon in the state, Ethan Ralph has called the Virginia gubernatorial election

We'll be seeing a big cope tomorrow if this turns out to not be the case.

 

[MediocreMilt]

In his capacity as a convicted felon in the state, Ethan Ralph has called the Virginia gubernatorial election
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We'll be seeing a big cope tomorrow if this turns out to not be the case.

Isn't that Wasserman guy a big D-bag?

Like I'm pretty sure he's usually in the tank for the Dems. He probably fired that off before polishing off a bottle of liquor (Wasserberg, notbut also Ralph).

 

[Hüftpriester]

Isn't that Wasserman guy a big D-bag?

Like I'm pretty sure he's usually in the tank for the Dems. He probably fired that off before polishing off a bottle of liquor (Wasserberg, notbut also Ralph).

Yeah, Ralph is just looking for liberals salt posting. But it hasn't been called yet and there seem to be some sketchy delays in Fairfax county so we could have another fortification incoming. Ralph being so soon to celebrate after what happened last year is pretty naïve.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ethan Ralph finally admits he does hard drugs:

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[Mr. Manchester]

Well if Ralph is right than that's a good thing, best of luck Mr. Youngkin. BUST OUT THAT NOSE CANDY RALPH CANT ABORT!

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph life theme 2022.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ethan Ralph finally admits he does hard drugs:
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I encourage Ralph trying out coke.
Do it Ralph, you deserve a bump of coke.
Can't abort the retort!

 

[Hex Cat]

I encourage Ralph trying out coke.
Do it Ralph, you deserve a bump of coke.
Can't abort the retort!

Ethan Oliver Ralph is too much of a pussy to do coke, only a true gigachad alphamale would do coke. In fact, If ralph didn't do coke immediately on stream on his very next show then he'd be a beta bitch for life.

 

[anonymong]

Ethan Oliver Ralph is too much of a pussy to do coke, only a true gigachad alphamale would do coke. In fact, If ralph didn't do coke immediately on stream on his very next show then he'd be a beta bitch for life.

takes a real chad to do coke on stream

https://twitter.com/blunty_king/status/1069043736850694144?s=20

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ethan Oliver Ralph is too much of a pussy to do coke

Ralph did coke before he made sweet, sweet love to Adam Warski (who was also on coke, and was Ralph's "kept" coke boi).

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

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Good job Ralph, lose your custody battle even further than you already have. I'm sure you'll get weekends once a month halfway across the country with micro dick flexes like this archived. Silly Wigger.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He will if you toss in easy access to the Bunny Ranch (until he inevitably gets banned for roughing up the hos).

They won't take Adrienne at the Bunny Ranch.

They want their girls tested, clean, and somewhat presentable, not... whatever the Gunt is.
Adrienne's gonna have to work elsewhere if, sorry when, the Killstream goes down for the final time.

takes a real chad to do coke on stream

https://twitter.com/blunty_king/status/1069043736850694144?s=20

Ralph is too much of a faggot to do coke on stream.
He probably can't afford it anyway.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Ralph is too much of a faggot to do coke on stream.
He probably can't afford it anyway.

No, coke is too classy and expensive of a drug for Ralph. He instead will do meth. The drug of choice for wiggers.

 

[Procrastinhater]

No, coke is too classy and expensive of a drug for Ralph. He instead will do meth. The drug of choice for wiggers.

Agreed. Ralph is way too cheap, too broke, and too much of a loser to stream himself going through an 8 ball of coke.
He'd go with Meth, and he'd try and keep it hidden.
He's too much of a bitch to do a coke stream.
It would make us look like faggots if he did, but he's too fucking broke and low class to afford it.

 

[Pale Empress]

Agreed. Ralph is way too cheap, too broke, and too much of a loser to stream himself going through an 8 ball of coke.
He'd go with Meth, and he'd try and keep it hidden.
He's too much of a bitch to do a coke stream.
It would make us look like faggots if he did, but he's too fucking broke and low class to afford it.

Kind of embarrassing of him to lie like that on Twitter, but it fits with his psychological profile, trying to be a big tough man and impress everybody without being able to back it up.

He'll just stick to doing bongrips like a fratboy, in fact I doubt he even knows where to score coke. What an embarrassment, what a poser.

 

[MeltyTW]

Good job Ralph, lose your custody battle even further than you already have. I'm sure you'll get weekends once a month halfway across the country with micro dick flexes like this archived. Silly Wigger.

ralphs representing himself hes already lost that lol, the real interesting thing is if they can pull an uno reverse on ralph and use the meth tape and this and maybe even ade to portray ralph as a drugged up liar for the revenge porn hearings