Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[BootlegPopeye]

Excellent thread, something like this was overdue on KF. I am not into dog breeding (I am more of a cat person, but do like dogs) and it always bothered me to see dogs tales docked (I am sorry, there is never a justification for this) or ears cropped, and of course the genetic disasters created for stupid cuteness reasons. I had an ex-girlfriend who was a model for clothing catalogs (think JC Penny, Elder Beerman's - safe 'girl in sweater' type shots - because it is G rated, it's harder to get into and more desirable) and she had a fair amount of money from this. She got into dog breeding craziness, was a bit of an equestrian social drama follower too. I remember she had a little expensive, designer bulldog who sounded like he could hardly breath, like a constant snoring-like breathing when I was around him.

The one area of breeding I do have more knowledge of is with gerbils. Thankfully, this is pretty small community, the genetics are pretty well understood, and there are few horror genetic abnormalities. The pet stores usually get their stock from professional breeders who shoot for different coats, so there is no issue of pet stores vs breeders - it's the same people (there is a misnomer that pet stores are going to be bad, most of the time, even with other animals, it is literally the same group of breeders).

 

[HistrionicBitch]

This is very dangerous and I truly hope it doesn't catch on.

(Edit: The site 502'd and killed my spoiler for PL)

Spoiler: PL below:

A relative of mine runs a wolf dog rehabilitation farm, and takes in many of these after they've been surrendered by their owners or seized by animal welfare, and they've got the scars to prove that wolf dogs are nothing to fuck with. They turn dogs away when the farm is full, and it's been full for a couple of months now because 99% of these wolf dogs can never be adopted out to normal people with families.

Spoiler: related PL

My mum and her husband owned two wolfdogs about a decade ago. They had a full quarter acre enclosure on their rural hobby farm and amazing training programs. The boys still decided one day to jump the two meter fence and head up the road to ransack a few dozen of the neighbors chickens, for the sport of it.

Wolfdogs are not pets for 99.9% of people.

amazing thread OP, thanks for bringing this shit to light

 

[Spennychu]

Incoming frenchie dump: It's impressive just how many ways exotics breeders have come up with to fuck up a french bulldog.

Spoiler: HELL ON EARTH

mogwai

potato

they're getting so mixed with bullies its hard to tell where one ends and the other begins

stanky face indeed

staring into my soul

dopey

jesus

now hairless! because standard bred frenchies don't have enough skin problems

horrifying toplines

Spoiler: spinerobbed

Spoiler: big rope frenchies

the "rope" is the large wrinkle of skin that hangs over the nose, some english bulldog and frenchie breeders decided this is a good look but honest to god these dogs just look stung by bees

Spoiler: other shit

are these dogs running on their pasterns

what shape is this

of course the result of a mother/son breeding this thing looks like one of those peanut rabbits from earlier in the thread

STOP BREEDING YOUR BITCH FOR 5 MINUTES AND TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING VET FOR THAT SKIN

So what do official frenchie clubs think of all this madness?
Literally just reeeeing about their colors being wrong.
Not that the dogs can barely eat, sleep, fuck, give birth, or breathe. Not the abundance of genetic diseases, just the fucking colors being off.

meanwhile in the "reputable" showring:

I truly hate the dog world so fucking much I'm gonna go kill myself now.

 

[GenociderSyo]

meanwhile in the "reputable" showring:
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I truly hate the dog world so fucking much I'm gonna go kill myself now.

Don't know much about dogs, but that little guy's back legs look screwed up, They really Best of Breed a dog that appears lame?

 

[EnemyStand]

Don't know much about dogs, but that little guy's back legs look screwed up, They really Best of Breed a dog that appears lame?

It's all appearance. Eugenics is alive and well in the kennel clubs, except they actively breed unterdoggen as opposed to ubermenschen. It makes sense, since pretty much every member was about 3,500 years old when the idea was first floated. KCs are just rich old fucks with nothing better to do so they play God since they're jealous their former co-worker thought of the whole "light" thing before them.

 

[Spennychu]

Don't know much about dogs, but that little guy's back legs look screwed up, They really Best of Breed a dog that appears lame?

Sadly they'll BoB anything these days

 

[Gaz Norfman]

the "rope" is the large wrinkle of skin that hangs over the nose, some english bulldog and frenchie breeders decided this is a good look but honest to god these dogs just look stung by bees

I’m so jaded by this thread already that I assumed “big rope” frenchies referred to their cum.

 

[Kelly's Yeeted Legs]

Don't know much about dogs, but that little guy's back legs look screwed up, They really Best of Breed a dog that appears lame?

Dunno, but it does real well in Western Pleasure shows.

They're actually bred to shuffle along dragging their noses in the dirt, looking dead lame.

Likewise, Tennessee Walkers:

Also bred for this with the help of huge stacked front shoes, heavy chains around the ankles and "allegedly" caustic substances on the legs to make them pick their feet up like they stepped on a hhot stove.

 

[lolnah]

It's all appearance. Eugenics is alive and well in the kennel clubs, except they actively breed unterdoggen as opposed to ubermenschen. It makes sense, since pretty much every member was about 3,500 years old when the idea was first floated. KCs are just rich old fucks with nothing better to do so they play God since they're jealous their former co-worker thought of the whole "light" thing before them.

Ok but Unterdoggen is my new band name

 

[Slowboat to China]

This thread, beginning to end, gave me serious deja vu. I was struggling to figure out what these dog photos reminded me of ... and it finally hit me.

Bad Victorian taxidermy.

These "exotics" look like they were put together from spare parts by someone who's never seen a dog. The weird bulges, misshapen limbs, twisted spines, and glazed eyes all make my brain scream "This isn't alive!" Video of them just looks like a special effects demo of a secondhand puppet.

On the plus side, put one of those dog-sized spider costumes on a toad bully and you have an award-winning horror franchise.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Imagine being one of these poor pits. Growing up choking all day, struggling to move, but only wanting love and affection and a breathing tube. You are barely 7 months old when you get SMASHED AND SLAMMED and are forced to birth more deformed babies created for a life of suffering, and will continue to create these toad creatures until you die at 3 and are ground up into pink paste for chicken nuggets.

If this was a human the perpetrators would be held up by their nuts and would slowly be scalded to death by acid.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Imagine being one of these poor pits. Growing up choking all day, struggling to move, but only wanting love and affection and a breathing tube. You are barely 7 months old when you get SMASHED AND SLAMMED and are forced to birth more deformed babies created for a life of suffering, and will continue to do so until you die at 3.

If this was a human the perpetrators would be held up by their nuts and would slowly be scalded to death by acid.

 

[OrionBalls]

So, the people who spend that much money on an abomination that can't even procreate naturally, they take these dogs to the vet and get them their shots and stuff, right? They pay for the emergency vet fee when one of their

Spoiler: pups

"HEXKIN HOE BAPE x HAZE , BEST TOAD EVERRRR!!! CHONKY, HONKY, AND CAN'T STAND UNDER HER OWN WEIGHT,"

has an issue, right?

 

[Mr. Internet]

Late, but I'm new to the thread and I've just read the OP. This is the second thread I've read where the OP's content made me choke back watery eyes, the first one was the Tim Win thread. I hope these bastards nad's rot off for the abhorrent animal abuse they're committing.

 

[Spennychu]

Pour one out for the boxer, from a 19th century police dog and WWI canine to a bulldog on stilts, we lost a real one.

 

[Trombonista]

Thread poll: Would you jerk off animals daily for $10,000 a month?
Auto-ban any user who clicks "yes".

What the hell, done.

 

[Blackhole]

Thread poll: Would you jerk off animals daily for $10,000 a month?
Auto-ban any user who clicks "yes".

Tommy Tooter would totally say yes.

 

[EnemyStand]

Tommy Tooter would totally say yes.

Let's be honest, $10,000 a month buys a lot of tendies...

 

[JimmyNugget]

Pour one out for the boxer, from a 19th century police dog and WWI canine to a bulldog on stilts, we lost a real one.
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Ah yes when you spend over a hundred years squishing a dog like a fucking toothpaste tube so one side is bulging and protruding. Those back legs will be dragging by the time the dog hits 6 years old.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

Pour one out for the boxer, from a 19th century police dog and WWI canine to a bulldog on stilts, we lost a real one.
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why his back legs in italics tho