🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Stasi]

Ralph tryna see if he lost any weight and gained dick length

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[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine being so ashamed of your own penis that you lie about its length even though there’s video footage showing it’s at least five inches shorter than you claim. Next he’ll claim he’s 6 feet tall and 165 pounds with thick, dark hair and clear skin.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

He followed that up by claiming that he has an 8-inch penis and that the revenge porn tape is selling him short.

Hey @theralph, you can prove this by publishing another sex tape!

 

[FM Bradley]

The worst part about Ralph coping about his dick is that if it continues he'll whip it out for all to see.

Ralph, I do not want to see your penis. I do not want to see analytical screen shots of your penis that will inevitably get posted here. For the love of god just drop it now.

Not ONLY will he whip it out, he'll need to get it hard for us to even see it*, which is horrifying as well. He'll have to GIS all those pictures of Soph again and then frantically jerk his Memphis Micro while yelling JAWSHWA PEDUFAAHL MEWN IS A PEDDUHFAAHL. It's a self-sustaining horror show. Get ready, spergs

*A fat man who truly has a big cock doesn't care that it only looks like four or five inches before a woman sits down on it and realizes there's more going on. He won't be screaming online about how it's five or six inches bigger than it actually is in order to own strangers on a message board.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Not ONLY will he whip it out, he'll need to get it hard for us to even see it*, which is horrifying as well. He'll have to GIS all those pictures of Soph again and then frantically jerk his Memphis Micro while yelling JAWSHWA PEDUFAAHL MEWN IS A PEDDUHFAAHL. It's a self-sustaining horror show. Get ready, spergs

*A fat man who truly has a big cock doesn't care that it only looks like four or five inches before a woman sits down on it and realizes there's more going on. He won't be screaming online about how it's five or six inches bigger than it actually is in order to own strangers on a message board.

The Memphis Micro should be the file name for Gunt’s revenge porn tape.

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

He followed that up by claiming that he has an 8-inch penis and that the revenge porn tape is selling him short.

too bad it's obscured by 5 inches of gunt.

 

[FM Bradley]

too bad it's obscured by 5 inches of gunt.

That's the thing! Those who were cursed enough to have seen MemphisMicro.mp4 saw that girl sit all the way the fuck down on that goofy little tadger and grind her dirty butthole down on it. It did NOT magically get bigger, Gunty, you're 4 inches at best.

Also speaking of file names, I just wrote all that so kenpark.gif

 

[Stasi]

That's the thing! Those who were cursed enough to have seen MemphisMicro.mp4 saw that girl sit all the way the fuck down on that goofy little tadger and grind her dirty butthole down on it. It did NOT magically get bigger, Gunty, you're 4 inches at best.

Also speaking of file names, I just wrote all that so kenpark.gif

You know it actually is impressive she got knocked up. Between the gunt and the tiny pecker all Ralph managed to do was tickle her flaps with his bellend. With his equipment I don't think he's capable of penetration. Guess one tenacious swimmer managed to make the extra long journey to the egg.

 

[LurkTrawl]

You know it actually is impressive she got knocked up. Between the gunt and the tiny pecker all Ralph managed to do was tickle her flaps with his bellend. With his equipment I don't think he's capable of penetration. Guess one tenacious swimmer managed to make the extra long journey to the egg.

In the words of Jeff Goldblum, "nature, uh... finds a way".

 

[FM Bradley]

You know it actually is impressive she got knocked up. Between the gunt and the tiny pecker all Ralph managed to do was tickle her flaps with his bellend. With his equipment I don't think he's capable of penetration. Guess one tenacious swimmer managed to make the extra long journey to the egg.

It probably accidentally backwashed up in there when she was crying on the shower floor afterwards.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

You know it actually is impressive she got knocked up. Between the gunt and the tiny pecker all Ralph managed to do was tickle her flaps with his bellend. With his equipment I don't think he's capable of penetration. Guess one tenacious swimmer managed to make the extra long journey to the egg.

Holy crap I'm gonna spew.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

How does a woman live with herself after allowing themselves to not only sleep with someone like Ralph, but also be impregnated by him? I know it's their fault and they brought it upon themselves, blame thoroughly lies on them etc, but I cannot stop myself from feeling a deep, primal human empathy for another person subjected to something like that regardless of the circumstances. It's the same way I feel bad for dead-eyed porn actresses who end up as soulless husks—even if they willingly submitted themselves to it, the concept is still so horrifically degrading and destructive that I pity them whenever you see shit like Der Coomer ogling at and drooling over them.

Why would anyone sink so low as Ralph? I don't care what's wrong with you, there is no good reason for anyone on this planet to feel so pathetic, worthless and utterly devoid of self-respect that Ralph is the person they decide to settle for. It's the kind of thing which has to be scarring after the fact and leaves a permanent mark on your soul. Maybe I'm just a bleeding heart fag though.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't care what's wrong with you, there is no good reason for anyone on this planet to feel so pathetic, worthless and utterly devoid of self-respect that Ralph is the person they decide to settle for. It's

Nah, it looks like May’s estimation of her worth is pretty spot-on. She’s a masculine equine pedo whore with no tits or ass, low IQ, multiple STDs, a history of drug abuse, a mouthful of jacked teeth, and no prospects for success in life. She doesn’t even have a decent personality. She and the Gunt deserve each other, but their baby deserves better.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Nah, it looks like May’s estimation of her worth is pretty spot-on. She’s a masculine equine pedo whore with no tits or ass, low IQ, multiple STDs, a history of drug abuse, a mouthful of jacked teeth, and no prospects for success in life. She doesn’t even have a decent personality. She and the Gunt deserve each other, but their baby deserves better.

I still feel bad for any woman in that position if for no other reason than surely they could have made better choices in life. Surely they could have done just about anything else and navigated to a better destination for themselves than 'Ethan Ralph'. It's something I just psychologically don't understand and wouldn't wish on another living creature.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I still feel bad for any woman in that position if for no other reason than surely they could have made better choices in life. Surely they could have done just about anything else and navigated to a better destination for themselves than 'Ethan Ralph'. It's something I just psychologically don't understand and wouldn't wish on another living creature.

She’s a literal pedophile who openly gets off on images of babies getting raped and molested. The only “better choices” she could have made would have been to kill herself or kill herself or kill herself.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

She’s a literal pedophile who openly gets off on images of babies getting raped and molested. The only “better choices” she could have made would have been to kill herself or kill herself or kill herself.

I guess I'm saying I wouldn't want anyone to end up being like May. I don't actually pity May specifically, my empathy completely ends for people when they enter her spectrum of degenerate. I was more so referring to Faith, an eighteen year old who until Ralph didn't seem to be especially guilty of anything except being young and stupid and couldn't yet have been determined to deserve anything.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I guess I'm saying I wouldn't want anyone to end up being like May. I don't actually pity May specifically, my empathy completely ends for people when they enter her spectrum of degenerate. I was more so referring to Faith, an eighteen year old who until Ralph didn't seem to be especially guilty of anything except being young and stupid and couldn't yet have been determined to deserve anything.

Daddy issues are no joke.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan just claimed that the reason he used a secret wallet to receive LBC from LBRY staff was, in fact, because he KNEW it would be found the entire time and did it on purpose.

He followed that up by claiming that he has an 8-inch penis and that the revenge porn tape is selling him short.

Neither of these claims is hyperbole; the former happened at around 11 AM EST and the latter at around 11:10 AM EST. This may be the most profound cope we've ever seen.

Hi Ralph, did your Catholic school teach you how to use a ruler?

"I made a secret wallet because I knew it would not be a secret" is an utter cope from a low-IQ fat cryptologically-illiterate retard. This is one of the dumbest things I've heard so far and makes absolutely no sense no matter which way you're gonna slice it.

It's like saying "I hid the murder weapon under the bed because I knew it would be found" -- cope more fatty.

Exactly, Jim has stated many times that if people start demanding that he go after someone, he won't just to piss them off. And knowing some of the retards in this thread, I bet they could have put him off of ever going after Ralph in no time.

That would mean he reads the threads and knows to deny dopamine to a group of people wanting the cancer-riddled riceburner in their assembly against Ralph.
I think this is a good point though. People should stop trying to make stuff happen, just leave that cancer cracker alone and inevitably something would come up to spur an autism warfare. The problem with IBS was people trying to force a bunch of talentless no-content retards into doing something worthy of time, that's not really how things work.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Ralph actually had a bit of an audience tonight. Majority of entropy chat are Plaid Army (Raging Dissident) fans. I’m sure it won’t last.

 

[instythot]

You know it actually is impressive she got knocked up. Between the gunt and the tiny pecker all Ralph managed to do was tickle her flaps with his bellend. With his equipment I don't think he's capable of penetration. Guess one tenacious swimmer managed to make the extra long journey to the egg.

Andrei Chikatilo would reportedly jizz in his hand and then cram the jizzed up hand into his wife to conceive children. Perhaps gunt reproduction works via a similar mechanism