Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Don't listen to these retards, Alyssa. Wet, green wood is the best wood to use in your fireplace. It even prevents chimney fires!

 

[stupid frog]

She would die of carbon monoxide poisoning or house fire by winters end from burning straight, wet softwood 24/7.

Even if that was true, which it isn't, who cares.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Edit again: I seem to recall the Tranch having more than a few cords of firewood stacked up - why isn't Bonnie bringing some wood to her beloved?

I'm sure the tranch could spare a few faggots.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Bonnie is unpacking her "workshop" stuff. Is she staying for good?

Kindness takes another day off from work, clocks in for another day of begging for money


Bonnie is a genderblob, also a fatblob, also we're TERFs.

Kindness documents her bruises. Bonnie fails to see the looming threat.


Kindkness reposts a repost of a repost of an ancient video to catfish some clients/simps.

Spoiler: the video nsfw

For only $42 you can experience what it's like to have a Bipolar maniac harass you via text.


Bonnie is truly in heaven as Alisa simps over the fact that he ate a bunch of food.


Kindness roasts a chicken. Looks good I guess? I dunno you dweebs probably have opinions on this.

Spoiler: cooking tards only

Edit: Does Skye know that he's single now?

 

[stupid frog]

So is Bonnie gonna collect rent from the Tranch or what? He'd be a fucking idiot not to.

 

[Lucanamarcan Baby Soup]

She would die of carbon monoxide poisoning or house fire by winters end from burning straight, wet softwood 24/7.

Oh there's no shortage of softwood at Kindness's place. Bonnie is straight stuffing her with a limp dick

EDIT: Kindness says she can't write because it's so cold her fingers are stiff yet she's tweeting incessantly

 

[stupid frog]

There is a new Netflix doc about Bonnie?

https://twitter.com/i/events/1455282473449967626

 

[Dunkleosteus]

That tray of chicken looks like one of Fat Jack Scalfani's abominations

 

[AprilRains]

So is Bonnie gonna collect rent from the Tranch or what? He'd be a fucking idiot not to.

To be paid in what currency? I doubt there's much money to be had.

 

[Miss Misery]

Bonnie is truly in heaven as Alisa simps over the fact that he ate a bunch of food.

"Detailed" does not equal "thank you yummy". Detailed is "I liked x and y, but z wasn't really to my taste."

"Thank you yummy" = I didn't really like this but I don't want to detail details because I'm afraid I'll hurt your feeelings.

 

[retard strength]

When she explains the way Paul treats it can be clearly interpreted as bad, but then she follows it up or walks back about how it is actually good or a teaching moment. I don't know if she is doing it intentionally, maliciously or naively, or if it is a sort of denial coping tactic.

Regarsless, this bodes well!

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Edit: Does Skye know that he's single now?

He should run screaming for the hills while he still can. Mind you, he won’t.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

No, Alyssa, you don’t need to teach bonnie how to cook. Teach him the importance of cleaning the appliances that you use to cook because the tranch stovetop literally looks like a grill.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He should run screaming for the hills while he still can. Mind you, he won’t.

Nah, he should stay! Letting her play with guns and knives is a great idea too!

Edit: I think the best part of this saga is that either Bonnie ran away from home because the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has failed as a safe haven and isn't the ideal life as it was lead to be therefore failing, and or Bonnie is so immature and work adverse that he would leave his husband and his house/work behind just to get asspats and pussy from Alyssa even though she lives in poverty. Good job, Paul.

 

[Old Fart]

To be paid in what currency? I doubt there's much money to be had.

I'm sure there's some funding from places we never hear about or they'd have defaulted on their mortgage and been bankrupt by now.

 

[AprilRains]

I'm sure there's some funding from places we never hear about or they'd have defaulted on their mortgage and been bankrupt by now.

Which means I doubt there's much left over to pay Bonnie rent.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

So, I'm a vegetarian tard, so maybe I'm wrong about this -- but why does it look like she left the giblets in when she cooked it? Is that slimy stuff just a mix of rice and onions or is it actually giblets?

 

[break these cuffs]

So, I'm a vegetarian tard, so maybe I'm wrong about this -- but why does it look like she left the giblets in when she cooked it? Is that slimy stuff just a mix of rice and onions or is it actually giblets?

It's tomatoes, onions, garlic, etc for the butter chicken. I have no idea if that's how you're supposed to cook it. I though it was like a curry sauce.

Which means I doubt there's much left over to pay Bonnie rent.

I really want to know the arrangements they have, if any, and with who. The chances of them doing leases/rent agreements/whatever as half-assed as they do everything else on the Tranch is high. Sky's name is on the property as well. It might not be so easy for Paul to just be an absentee landlord if he doesn't have anything in writing. He also might not care. He's yet to get his hand torched off by bpd pussy, but it will.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I think it's hilarious that Alyssa is a bang maid in her own home. She does all the cooking, cleaning, ebegging while Bonnie the Hutt bosses her around from the couch and lives the horizontal, Kevin lifestyle. Maybe he plays with his toys occasionally like Kevin does, too.

And how the fuck does Bonnie not know how to cook? Who was feeding him all these years to get him to that girth? Anyone who reaches the age of 14 without basic cooking skills should be shamed to death.

 

[Old Fart]

I'm beginning to think that Philip does all the cooking on the Ranch, too. Perhaps the others help him a bit but otherwise the Ranch seems to be the Logue Lodge.