US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[GuntPunt]

I'm legitimately shocked that CNN called it tonight for Youngkin.

It's not like they wanted to admit it.

"Oh my God!"

 

[Meat Target]

This is why you vote, everyone.

THEY.
ARE.
NOT.
INVINCIBLE.

Blow me, doomers.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'm legitimately shocked that CNN called it tonight for Youngkin.

Well Fox News deserves to die and the only thing keeping it afloat is Tucker.

 

[Shrek]

The best part about some of these elections is how smug the Dems were for months.

Now they have to go "What happened?" and you know the only answer they're capable of is "No, it is the children who are wrong" and they'll double-down on everything.

Already seeing that some on r/politics. Lots of "it's an off year it's literally meaningless fluke" cope. Some leftoids can't recognize maybe they need to change their approach.

 

[pwnest injun]

The real question now is how the downballot races are shaping up. It'd be the difference between an effective Youngkin, or a dumb figurehead Youngkin.

The word bloodbath comes to mind.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

NJ Governor election is crazy close with 80% reporting in.

 

[XYZpdq]

This is why you vote, everyone.

THEY.
ARE.
NOT.
INVINCIBLE.

Blow me, doomers.

I haven't believed in the magic santa claus called "voting" so much since 2016

 

[pwnest injun]

Already seeing that some on r/politics. Lots of "it's an off year it's literally meaningless fluke" cope. Some leftoids can't recognize maybe they need to change their approach.

It's literally record turnout, lol.

 

[soy_king]

Sussex flipped to Murphy with 100% reporting. 54.7% to Murphy, 43.6% Ciatterelli.

See my comments for how that's clearly a fuckup. If it was correct, it would mean their turnout was less than 10% and completely in violation of its general voter trends and demographics. PL I was born and raised in Sussex County.

 

[jspit2.0]

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NJ Governor election is crazy close with 80% reporting in.

It's also bleeding down. It's too early in Jersey to say for certain but Republicans will certainly pick up seats, enough to seriously cause problems for Democrats in the legislature if they have a ideological split.

 

[Gar For Archer]

This is why you vote, everyone.

THEY.
ARE.
NOT.
INVINCIBLE.

Blow me, doomers.

If they have already won, the propaganda would be unnecessary.

 

[Oats12345]

Not quite. In the House of Delegates GOP has won 38 seats and Dems have won 37 with 25 undecided. GOP leads in 13 of the 25 undecided.

So adding the 38 and 13 makes 51 seats for Republicans.

37 + 12 makes 49 for dems.

Do i have that right

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

It's not like they wanted to admit it.
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"Oh my God!"

COPE AND FUCKING SEETHE, JOURNOSCUM!

 

[Gar For Archer]

It's literally record turnout, lol.

The old ladies at my voting place were literally talking about the ridiculous turnout this year while I was waiting in line.

 

[Oxous]

Already seeing that some on r/politics. Lots of "it's an off year it's literally meaningless fluke" cope. Some leftoids can't recognize maybe they need to change their approach.

Speaking of r/politics, they have been positively swamped by illegals Nazis breaking into the echochamber.

 

[jspit2.0]

So adding the 38 and 13 makes 51 seats for Republicans.

37 + 12 makes 49 for dems.

Do i have that right

yes, assuming the races haven't shifted, some of them were close and will have one or two recounts.

But, the General Assembly is up for grabs and Republicans are looking at taking it back.

 

[Oats12345]

It's not like they wanted to admit it.
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"Oh my God!"

It was that moment the CNN commenters considered suicide as the best option for tonight

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

COPE AND FUCKING SEETHE, JOURNOSCUM!
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Don't forget to Dilate as well.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

It's literally record turnout, lol.

"Record turnout" for Biden = "LOL, cope and seethe, MAGAts, Biden legit won!"
Record turnout for Youngkin = "REEEEEEE THIS IS A FLUKE"
Stay classy, Reddit, stay classy.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Well Fox News deserves to die and the only thing keeping it afloat is Tucker.

I forced myself to watch clips from Gutfeld's show and find it hilarious that it is mopping up ratings. It was so fucking bad. How is late night losing to it? Are old people mainlining methcrack to spike the ratings?