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12 Things ALL Women Wish Guys Knew About Eating Our Booties​

Ossiana Tepfenhart
07/08/2021


Analingus, also known as "a** licking"or "eating booty," seems to have become a sex fad on the same scale as "Fifty Shades of Grey"-style kink.

Here's the thing about these kinds of sex acts that many people don't understand: you need to know a bit about them before you try them.

Unfortunately, guys don't always really read up on this stuff.

Here's what girls wish guys knew about a** licking:​

1. Not all of us want to do it.​

Sure, some girls are into eating a man's butt, but most of us aren't.

If we say we aren't comfortable the first time, listen to us.

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2. Speaking of which, don't assume we're OK with having it by surprise.​

Like, give us a heads up before you go back there.

Sometimes we want to be given a little warning.

3. Not all of us want to have it done to us, either.​

Some of us are really shy about our back door. Please respect that, and don't try to convince us otherwise.

It can actually put a huge damper on a relationship if you keep insisting.

4. On the other hand, some of us prefer it to cunnilingus.​

Just ask. Seriously. A good portion of us get addicted to it once we've had it done.

5. If you want to really give a girl a great time, lick her booty while you finger her vagina.​

Your girlfriend will thank you.

It feels amazing, and will actually make penetration feel more awesome than we thought possible.

6. Don't finger us back there without giving us the heads up.​

Doing that while you're eating booty can cause problems with the wrong girl — or even just the wrong timing.

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7. Hygiene is key.​

Let us shower before you lick us back there.

Please, take a shower before you ask us to lick you back there. Doing it dirty can get us both very sick. Asking us to shower isn't rude — it's safety.

8. Us allowing you to eat booty doesn't mean you're getting anal.​

Sorry, anal sex isn't something everyone is into. She may let you lick rim, but may not allow entrance. It's painful for some of us, and some of us are just scared of mishaps. However, analingus might lead to anal with the right girl.

9. Don't just jam your tongue in there.​

That generally doesn't feel very good, especially when it's right off the bat. Tease around a little first.

10. Enjoying a girl licking your butthole doesn't say anything about you.​

No, guys, it doesn't make you gay. It doesn't make you weird. It's just a sex act. Stop trying to label it!

11. Unless we're really dominant, please don't ask us to sit on your face.​

I have yet to hear a girl who didn't think that a guy requesting that wasn't creepy. A better way would be to lick her while she's on her hands and knees.

12. Yes, we can have anal orgasms.​

Can you please give us one? It's possible if you're good with your mouth. Pretty please?
 
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I'm sorry but I will never do this, and I couldn't care less if this makes me a buttoned up prude...if that's the criteria for that then I'm proud to be one.

I won't even do anal, it's disgusting and all attempts to make me think otherwise I just write off as a sick joke being played upon mankind by some trickster somewhere.

I wish people would shut up bragging about their sick shit, just keep it to yourselves and get on with it.
 
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People actually eat ass? I thought it was just a joke, like countless other sexual acts.
Isn't eating ass just licking shit with extra steps?
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Am I weird because I thought this was a thread about voluntary cannibalism until I opened it?
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I misread the title as "12 Things ALL Women Wish Guys Knew About Eating Our Bodies", so you're not the only one.
also nice necropost faggot
 
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I won't even do anal, it's disgusting and all attempts to make me think otherwise I just write off as a sick joke being played upon mankind by some trickster somewhere.
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But women love it! They say so, and they totally aren't lying like a post-op troon talking about his SRS through their bloody, fractured, hemorrhoidal buttholes!
 
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11. Unless we're really dominant, please don't ask us to sit on your face.​

I have yet to hear a girl who didn't think that a guy requesting that wasn't creepy. A better way would be to lick her while she's on her hands and knees.
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>Implying I want you to sit on my face for your sake
>Implying it isn't just to have ass and pussy firmly smushed onto my face

Eat shit btw, plenty of women who aren't dominant like it. Some women just like doing it cause it makes their man happy. Quit assuming you speak for all women you whore.
 
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I see article like this and have to wonder, wasn't half the fun of doing taboo stuff that fact that it was taboo? I'd imagine that having your kink aired like this or even accepted mainstream would take the fun out of it.

Or maybe I'm wrong and there's some asslickers anonymous group out there that wants to finally be accepted worldwide. I don't know anymore, Clown World can be confusing.
 
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Y'all are acting like tongue punching a fartbox is the same as participating in a 2G1C re-enactment. It's not as amazing or complicated as the author-with-a-face-like-smashed-assholes portrays it, but it's not the end of the world either.
 
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This is one of those articles that's hard to rag on without revealing some sort of sexual preference, as I see eveybody's doing here. Regardless of what side of the face—I mean fence—you sit on, the media's been degrading the global consciousness at full force and this wanton sex talk is part of it. They know children are going to be the ones reading these juvenile articles and I think that's by design. It's all about poisoning society and making it just a little bit worse, not enlightening men or speaking for women.

I'll add, though a straight man who never got into porn as a teen or an adult (a rarity), my husband wants his skull caved in by ass.
 
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11. Unless we're really dominant, please don't ask us to sit on your face.​

I have yet to hear a girl who didn't think that a guy requesting that wasn't creepy. A better way would be to lick her while she's on her hands and knees.
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Eat my ass NAOW! NAOW! NAOW!
What? Sit on your face? EWE! FUCKING CREEP!

The lack of self awareness must be intentional.
 
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