DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wurstbrot]

Well at least you don't have to wonder if he is going to tweet out a pity tweet sometime tonight.

He admitted he will.


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That vacuum cleaner must of been a fortune...

Phil, just because you don't use every term in the book of alarms, doesn't mean you don't press the emergency button. When do we ever hear you say OH NO THIS IS HORRIBLE THE TIPS ARE LOW, right? Regularly, just not with your hands on your cheeks.

Ring the bells, call it from the roofs, Darksydephil had a single day with less gifted money than he's used to.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Tomorrows pre-stream summarized: "I've had to.. Wait *turns on camera* you guys see me and hear me ok? Alright good. *takes a sip* I've had tremendous lawyer fees due to shit heads stealing my identity costing me thousands of dollars I've also had to hire a plumber and buy a new vacuum which sank a lot of my revenue! Revenue I had for games ! That's the skinny of it. So, if you could, tip me. Tomorrow's my day off and I wanna enjoy it with my wife. Alright everyone ? Sound good? Good. *snort*"

 

[wicked_lnl]

By the way, this vacuum cleaner is like some next tech level shit and costs $100. There is even a cheaper option, but in his head, he thinks everything is a $1000:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F6N3RT6/ref=sbl_dpx_floor-vacuums_B07G2QQJTS_0

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This is a little odd - the request to come out to the prestream to address Metroid/Guardians is only in the audio schedule, but not in any of the tweets he just posted prior to this. Does he think that many people listen to the audio schedule? Or did he just suddenly decide between posting those tweets that he needed to say something about this? Was the lie formulating in real-time as he did his schedule autism?

I assume we're going to hear that he can't afford the games which is why he is not playing them. It's been a while since we heard that he needs tips to be able to buy a game, so that would be a solid beg to bust out in conjunction with the lawyer fees and the vacuum.

He did make a written tweet about it 3 hours after he posted the audio schedule. Maybe he read your post. He is making it seem like he's gonna say that he can't afford the games just like you said.

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[SauceRyuKen]

Anyway, for those curious about the QTE disaster on his House of Asses 2nd playthrough:

Phil, we might be in legit trouble if your gin pickled brain can't even handle walking sims any more. What the fuck are we gonna play to keep the dentheads happy? Edutainment titles from the 90's? Porn browser games? Just jangling your keys in front of the camera for 2 hours daily while chillin' and beggin'? This is literally the easiest genre you could park your gouty ass in and you're spawning alright TIHYDP montages. Get a grip!

 

[Lazycunt]

Anyway, for those curious about the QTE disaster on his House of Asses 2nd playthrough:

Phil, we might be in legit trouble if your gin pickled brain can't even handle walking sims any more. What the fuck are we gonna play to keep the dentheads happy? Edutainment titles from the 90's? Porn browser games? Just jangling your keys in front of the camera for 2 hours daily while chillin' and beggin'? This is literally the easiest genre you could park your gouty ass in and you're spawning alright TIHYDP montages. Get a grip!

This is why I despise this faggot, he is literally working his ass off to get to that point and still fucks it up and then proceeds to replace reality with his version of it that he can't keep straight.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

This is a little odd - the request to come out to the prestream to address Metroid/Guardians is only in the audio schedule, but not in any of the tweets he just posted prior to this. Does he think that many people listen to the audio schedule? Or did he just suddenly decide between posting those tweets that he needed to say something about this? Was the lie formulating in real-time as he did his schedule autism?

I assume we're going to hear that he can't afford the games which is why he is not playing them. It's been a while since we heard that he needs tips to be able to buy a game, so that would be a solid beg to bust out in conjunction with the lawyer fees and the vacuum.

Imagine streaming games is your job, boasting about the tech you have by displaying empty boxes behind you, making 100,000+£ yearly and not being able to buy a 60£ game. Fuck me the scam is real. I hope one day some news site takes the time, does the math and does a long expose on Philips several year scam.

I think he's missing out with Guardians of the Galaxy, it's a pretty good game. Sort of like Mass Effect where he could put it on easy and just play it as a story game where he would talk to other NPCs. Tell Rocket and Groot to AOE the enemies in every fight, and only waste time with boss fights. Strikes me as a real Phil game.

 

[Balr0g]

Anyway, for those curious about the QTE disaster on his House of Asses 2nd playthrough:

Phil, we might be in legit trouble if your gin pickled brain can't even handle walking sims any more. What the fuck are we gonna play to keep the dentheads happy? Edutainment titles from the 90's? Porn browser games? Just jangling your keys in front of the camera for 2 hours daily while chillin' and beggin'? This is literally the easiest genre you could park your gouty ass in and you're spawning alright TIHYDP montages. Get a grip!

I wouldn't trust Phil with any brwoser game especially porn games. He would never reach a new "brothel" in the SimBrothel Browser game that is for sure.

Oh and he needs tips to buy games. But he had streams where he got huge chunks of money (just recently too). Surely he has set aside a certain amount for the games he promised to play / will save the business. 60 dollars isn't that much. Oh right. Zombie Hogan costs money. I forgot. I find it funny: most of us make not a s uch money as Phil but I assume we could all afford the games (of course none of us would be a colectors edition right?)

 

[JPG]

He did make a written tweet about it 3 hours after he posted the audio schedule. Maybe he read your post. He is making it seem like he's gonna say that he can't afford the games just like you said.
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As always, a slow day of tips followed by a huge stream announcement/update/change the next day, which turns out to be a nothingburger.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

As always, a slow day of tips followed by a huge stream announcement/update/change the next day, which turns out to be a nothingburger.

paired with the "one day before my day ahf"- combo.
Quite frankly, the DSP show is getting pretty boring again

 

[Nixxit]

Why doesn't the dumb cunt just sell them online

Remember when he gave away a signed but empty game case ? Guaranteed he thought he'd get a better price from his wheelchairs because dood, it was Darksydephil's ! That's gotta be worth...something...

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

he could have bought metroid instead of the halloween games. why did he buy youtubers life? i bet you that was kats idea

hes a moron. he got over $1k last week didnt he? he did his begathon for the shower and didnt even get it repaired.

the fuck..

this is his business, he should be putting money into it. mature adult with a business degree???? get to fuck

dont forget he gets 2 incomes into his house. kat also working a lot more

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

All that whining on stream about low support got me wondering so I did a little research and thanks to Piece of Peace I found that yesterday being his "lowest support day IN MONTHS!" Is actually his lowest support day in two weeks.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is a little odd - the request to come out to the prestream to address Metroid/Guardians is only in the audio schedule, but not in any of the tweets he just posted prior to this. Does he think that many people listen to the audio schedule? Or did he just suddenly decide between posting those tweets that he needed to say something about this? Was the lie formulating in real-time as he did his schedule autism?

I assume we're going to hear that he can't afford the games which is why he is not playing them. It's been a while since we heard that he needs tips to be able to buy a game, so that would be a solid beg to bust out in conjunction with the lawyer fees and the vacuum.

What are the odds that Phil is fishing for drama (even though he repeatedly says that he's not a drama streamer), hoping to rope in unsuspecting whales to throw money at him for saying that Nintendo is a bad company that he won't support (even though he now has that Switch box in the background)? Also Phil, what happened to that shower? Still using the other bathroom? I'd be pretty annoyed (I know Kat would be) after all that money you raised went somewhere else...

 

[Adebisi]

he could have bought metroid instead of the halloween games. why did he buy youtubers life? i bet you that was kats idea

There was some kind of program where youtubers who meet certain criteria could get the game for free. I think he fit it so no money was spent on that bullshit game.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Anyway, for those curious about the QTE disaster on his House of Asses 2nd playthrough:

Phil, we might be in legit trouble if your gin pickled brain can't even handle walking sims any more. What the fuck are we gonna play to keep the dentheads happy? Edutainment titles from the 90's? Porn browser games? Just jangling your keys in front of the camera for 2 hours daily while chillin' and beggin'? This is literally the easiest genre you could park your gouty ass in and you're spawning alright TIHYDP montages. Get a grip!

Phil's brain trying to grapple with the Carmen Sandiego series is something that needs to happen.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Anyway, for those curious about the QTE disaster on his House of Asses 2nd playthrough:

Phil, we might be in legit trouble if your gin pickled brain can't even handle walking sims any more. What the fuck are we gonna play to keep the dentheads happy? Edutainment titles from the 90's? Porn browser games? Just jangling your keys in front of the camera for 2 hours daily while chillin' and beggin'? This is literally the easiest genre you could park your gouty ass in and you're spawning alright TIHYDP montages. Get a grip!

Now the only combo he knows is credit card + in app purchase and 10x pull.

 

[TurdFondler]

For someone mature and financially stable a $1000 vacuum is a good investment. A Miele or Dyson are well made with aftermarket parts available and they will last for years, sometimes decades.

For everyone else, just go to Walmart and drop the $150 or whatever every 5 years when your dirt devil or kenmore shits the bed again.

For anyone with allergies those uprights with the plastic tub for dirt are awful. Canister vacs with disposable bags are way better but 10 bags could buy at least a few gacha pulls...

 

[Meerkat Ink]

For someone mature and financially stable a $1000 vacuum is a good investment. A Miele or Dyson are well made with aftermarket parts available and they will last for years, sometimes decades.

For everyone else, just go to Walmart and drop the $150 or whatever every 5 years when your dirt devil or kenmore shits the bed again.

For anyone with allergies those uprights with the plastic tub for dirt are awful. Canister vacs with disposable bags are way better but 10 bags could buy at least a few gacha pulls...

It's a thing that sucks dust from the floor. A $50 one does the same shit a $500 one does. It affects his, or his wife's job in no way.

If you were a broke bitch like Fill claims to be, the $50 one would do the job just right.

Or, you know, use a broom...

 

[Grob420]

i know we're all terribly worried that pigler wont be able to survive the winter but fear not after his pointless rant today his dedicated army of autists will line his grease filled pockets because ITS TUGBOAT DAY BOYSSSSS. im sure rob and superblindtard and all the regular pants shitters will throw money at him for all of his totally real bills and expenses. and then hell still probably punish his real fans for not supporting enough the past week by skipping metroid and gog entirely or at least until someone buys some credits for him from his amazon wishlist.