9/16/2021 - Court case gets a continuance

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Is there eventually any sort of ramifications for asking for a continuance over and over again or is Heilberg able to do it until the courts deny it?

Heilburg: Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

It's nine thirty in the morning

Yeah but I haven't slept in days.
any other shows you would like to quote so it's out of your system?
 
Is there eventually any sort of ramifications for asking for a continuance over and over again or is Heilberg able to do it until the courts deny it?
Pretty much that. Eventually they say no. Usually you get at least a couple and in a serious case, the last thing you want is the conviction overturned because you didn't give the defense time to make their case. On top of that, it's not like Chris is going anywhere.

If he gets a continuance he's staying where he is and for the time, isn't a menace to the public.
 
Do these days in jail count towards any sentencing?
Usually.
No, these are holding days. Chris is just waiting for his day in court. When the sentencing happens, then it would be something different.
Pretrial detention is what is called "time served." You can be sentenced just to that, or it can be deducted from the ultimate sentence.

The specific Virginia statute:

"Any person who is sentenced to a term of confinement in a correctional facility shall have deducted from any such term all time actually spent by the person in a state hospital for examination purposes or treatment prior to trial, in a state or local correctional facility awaiting trial or pending an appeal, or in a juvenile detention facility awaiting trial for an offense for which, upon conviction, such juvenile is sentenced to an adult correctional facility. When entering the final order in any such case, the court shall provide that the person so convicted be given credit for the time so spent." Va. Code § 53.1-187.
 
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*In the voice of Samara Morgan*

Seven(teen) Days...


Hope he enjoys the easy ride behind bars while it lasts.
Heilburg: Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

It's nine thirty in the morning

Yeah but I haven't slept in days.
Gary Coleman voice:
"Whachu talking about Willis?"
 
. . .until the next continuance, based on whatever reason Heilberg hits when he throws a dart against the wall in drunken despair.
I'm surprised he doesn't just do a Rob Bell, telling Chris to plead guilty then pocketing the legal fees. But saying that, he's a court appointed attorney, so he won't be getting anywhere close to the $50,000 that Rob Bell charged Chris and Barb.
 
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I'm surprised he doesn't just do a Rob Bell, telling Chris to plead guilty then pocketing the legal fees. But saying that, he's a court appointed attorney, so he won't be getting anywhere close to the $50,000 that Rob Bell charged Chris and Barb.
I assume he actually did that and Chris just refused. After all, he was just spiritually bonding with Barb, us calling it rape is just us being ignorant of his divine soul.

I got a bit nauseous just typing that.
 
Is there eventually any sort of ramifications for asking for a continuance over and over again or is Heilberg able to do it until the courts deny it?

Chances are, all these continuances have been due to mental health evaluations and things of that nature.

Eventually a court may say no, but the system presumes that defendants will want their trials to happen sooner than later - especially if they're locked up. Since Chris is in jail, there's really no benefit for him to keep prolonging the trial so the court will probably allow more continuances than they ordinarily would.
 
Likely, or a plea deal will have been brokered, and accepted by Jesus.
*David Heilberg in his office on the phone with Chris*

Christine-

IT'S MRS. JESUS CHRISTINE WESTON CHANDLER SONICHU, THE GODDESS BLUE HEART AND LORD, SAVIOR, AND MESSIAH, AND GOD OF ALL.

*Heilberg spins around in his chair and takes another swig of whiskey*

Mrs. Jesus, the judge will not accept a plea deal where you have to carry a cross through town and then get crucified and put in a cave for three days and then you're resurrected and the dimensions Merge. The criminal justice system can't and won't do that.

*INCOHERENT AUTISM*

*Heilberg walks to his office door, takes another swig of whiskey, sticks his head out the door into the reception area*


Mary, call the courthouse and tell them we're going to request another continuance *burp*...
 
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He obviously isn't in it for the money because the money isn't in shit like this. He could be making six figures a case doing anything else.
Private Lawyers are required to take "Pro Bono" cases, X amount of hours per year, to keep good with the Bar Association. Heilberg was probably due for his annual allotment and my gut feeling is he requested Chris with the judge while buying the judge coffee at the vending machine ala Better Call Saul. (Edit: not true in VA.)

My two thoughts on this:
1). Heilberg knew this is one client who will eat up all his Pro Bono hours, so he has more time to focus on his paying clients over several misdemeanor free clients
Or
2). Heilberg has some knowledge of Chris and has pity or compassion for the retard. My guess on how: sees local news, looks up Chris, watches some YT ween doc on Chris that highlights the cyberbullying and for some reason feels compassion for Chris.

Either way, Chris's lawyer probably now realizes it would have been better to take a bunch of misdemeanor Pro Bono clients.
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Okay so is anyone going to attend the hearing. I think we need some boots on ground because I don't think we will get a play-by-play from the local media as things move forward.
 
Private Lawyers are required to take "Pro Bono" cases, X amount of hours per year, to keep good with the Bar Association. Heilberg was probably due for his annual allotment and my gut feeling is he requested Chris with the judge while buying the judge coffee at the vending machine ala Better Call Saul.
Not in Virginia they aren't. Rule 6.1 is described as merely "aspirational." They can do it or not. There is no reward for doing it and no penalty for not doing it. He might look bad if he didn't considering his other voluntary activities:

Memberships:
Charlottesville-Albemarle (President, 1992-1993) and Virginia (President, Criminal Defense Lawyers) Bar Associations; Virginia State Bar; Criminal Bar Association (President, 1992-1993); Virginia Trial Lawyer Association; National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers.
My two thoughts on this:
Or 3: judge sees this case thinks "holy shit this is going to be a holy clusterfuck, who would possibly be willing to deal with this shit? I can't just give this one to the county drunk. Oh yeah, Dave, Dave'll do this!"
 
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