🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Procrastinhater]

Kind of embarrassing of him to lie like that on Twitter, but it fits with his psychological profile, trying to be a big tough man and impress everybody without being able to back it up.

He'll just stick to doing bongrips like a fratboy, in fact I doubt he even knows where to score coke. What an embarrassment, what a poser.

Probably a good thing Ralph's too broke and too much of a bitch to do a coke stream.
We'd look like faggots if he proved us wrong.
Fuck, it would even make Josh look bad, it'd make us all look like idiots.
Thank fuck Ralph doesn't know any dealers.

 

[Christorian X]

Let's be clear, a fat little bitch like Ralph walking his gunt up to a table to try and do a line while on his tip toes would be a fucking joke. No way could that inbred mind even figure out how to find it let alone have the stature to stand high enough over a table to do it.

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

Let's be clear, a fat little bitch like Ralph walking his gunt up to a table to try and do a line while on his tip toes would be a fucking joke. No way could that inbred mind even figure out how to find it let alone have the stature to stand high enough over a table to do it.

That and if he did have a connect, more than likely it's cut with Fentanyl by some sketchy hood he has his Broodmare pickup off of by herself.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ok I thought it was a joke at first acting like he meant the drug coke, but now, with like a full page of people talking about it, not so sure. So to clear it up:
Coke = Coca Cola

 

[donaldtrumpjr]

Ok I thought it was a joke at first acting like he meant the drug coke, but now, with like a full page of people talking about it, not so sure. So to clear it up:
Coke = Coca Cola

Way to say the punchline man

 

[Sam Losco]

Way to say the punchline man

Yeah I know but there are idiots here and non native English speaker that may run with it being the drug and I like being a joke killer sometimes.

 

[Long Time Caller]

Yeah I know but there are idiots here and non native English speaker that may run with it being the drug and I like being a joke killer sometimes.

Um, SIR, Ralph obviously said "coke" and not "Coke" and we know since he is a professional writer he would have capitalized if he meant the drink and not the drug. You are clearly mistaken.

 

[Christorian X]

I like being a joke killer sometimes.

Ah, a true ralphamale I see...

 

[Neko GF]

Ralph continues to suck on Jim's nuts:

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"Pwease destwoy muh blood enemy, Jim senpai"

 

[Yizu]

Ralph continues to suck on Jim's nuts:
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"Pwease destwoy muh blood enemy, Jim senpai"

Ralph being obsessed with a bloke who runs a forum because he said something mean about him one time.

 

[Null]

"Pwease destwoy muh blood enemy, Jim senpai"

bahahaha

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Ralph continues to suck on Jim's nuts:
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"Pwease destwoy muh blood enemy, Jim senpai"

“Begging for Jim to destroy him”.

Bro I’d love to see Jim go after Null and give Ralph a fullthroated defense. It would confirm what everyone already knows that Jim is a hollow shell of his former self and afraid of getting on Ralph’s shitlist (he’s already on there anyway).

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Um, SIR, Ralph obviously said "coke" and not "Coke" and we know since he is a professional writer he would have capitalized if he meant the drink and not the drug. You are clearly mistaken.

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This was the typical wigger ploy. Break out the “coke” tee-hee wink wink. He didn’t say coke and bourbon and who the fuck opens a can of coca-cola to celebrate? A six year old, your Mormon great-grandma. Not a party animal like Mr. Vegas Ralphamale.

However, it gives him cover to claim he just meant coca-cola when people point out he’s a druggie. Sort of like Ralph claiming he was just taking some aspirin on the pill stream.

 

[PaladinBoo]

“Begging for Jim to destroy him”.

Bro I’d love to see Jim go after Null and give Ralph a fullthroated defense. It would confirm what everyone already knows that Jim is a hollow shell of his former self and afraid of getting on Ralph’s shitlist (he’s already on there anyway).

If he did that it would be like in The Wizard of Oz where the Sweetie Retards see that their great wizard is a fraud. It would be funny to see the blowback Jim will get for being a vocal Gunt Guard.

 

[Neko GF]

"How could Jersh be so mean to Jim sempai "

>"I think the best way jim can destroy him is by continuing to ignore him".

Too bad the Ralph can't do that. He can never get over the day Jersh made the corn joke and became his eternal blood enemy.

 

[RussianParasite]

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bahahaha

They are terminal if the ass licking is long and regular enough.

 

[PaladinBoo]

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"Pwease destwoy muh blood enemy, Jim senpai"

Jesus Christ Gator! You still are sucking on Jim's cancer ridden nuts because he mentioned you in a stream? How pathetic of a human being you are. There are plenty of people who get mentioned by YouTube e-celebs on their shows and they don't make a big deal about it. You on the other hand act like God himself came to you personally. What a sad life you live.

 

[Meckhlorde]

Both Jewsh and the Gunt cry out to Daddy Jim only to be ignored. A shame it took this long both of these guys to realize that sometimes daddy doesn't want to put up with your insipid comments and just wants to stew.

 

[buttmunch]

gators shout out was being called the eldest fag, that thing the ayyylawgs make fun of him about, lol what? whys he so proud of it

 

[Stasi]

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lmao Gaydur, buddy, not everyone measures the value of their life on whether or not they get attention from daddy Gym