Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Smithfield Ham]

I said this before and I’ll say it again. Why are these women so obsessed with preteen/teenage protagonists?

Excuse me if I say spergy and MATI here, guys, but this obsession these people have with teenage/preteen characters is just disgusting to me. I could understand if they were writing to help disabled or unfortunate kids but we all know they’re not helping anyone. These are all self-insert wish fulfillment, power fantasies and propaganda.

I understand a teenager or a child doing this but these are grown-ass men and women who are obsessed with reliving their childhoods as fictional characters. And for what? It won’t change the past or make them happy.

It just boggles me the more I see it.

Kids make for satisfying protagonists because normally, being a kid is all about being told what you can't do, having limitations placed on you, not being good or experienced at things, and getting bossed around by people who know better than you. So it's cathartic to see a story with a kid protagonist that you identify with who eats all the odds, proves themselves worthy and succeeds where all the adults failed and told them "No." It's why Shigeru Miyamoto views Mario as a kid, why Sonic is basically a teenager, why Stranger Things is so popular, etc.

The only thing about it I find annoying is when all the adult characters are absolutely fucking useless at best or downright dangerous hindrances at worst. Like in the new Psychonauts game, every single adult character is either a useless piece of talking furniture, tries to do something useful but totally fails or an outright villain, and all of them are either moderately nice to you at best or grumbling, rude and dismissive at worst. If it's meant to mimic the frustrating of being a kid in an adult world, it's doing a great job. But it really pisses me off and breaks my sense of disbelief when a couple ten year olds running around doing Fortnite dances manage to accomplish more than an entire building full of adults. Are you fucking kidding me? Is everybody here that goddamn useless?

Imagine a world where every single adult is MovieBob and you'll understand the sheer frustration and horror of that existence. "Mr. Chipman! Monsters are ripping through the veil of reality!" "SHUTUP WHITE TRASH OBSOLESENT! I NEED MORE CHEESY CHICKEN FINGERS TO FUEL MY WRITINGS FOR THE SUPERIOR FUTURE!"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

White Trash America just ran them to effectively 50/50 ties something Robert was denying was true about the country literally like a week ago

It's not even white trash America (by Moviebob's definition). NJ is in the Northeast and has voted for Democrats since the 90's. Virginia voted for Biden and Hillary, and voted for Obama in both 2008 and 2012. They both lean blue and the fact the Republicans can win an election in one and (potentially) win another shows just how loathed Biden is.

What does climate change have to do with original sin when the climate was changing before humans existed?

Would you feel happier if I said "anthroprogenic climate change and the lack of action taken to deal with it"?

I wonder when we will start to see high priests of science and a bonafide science pope who essentially speaks the undeniable truth...

Who do you think Fauci is?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Don't threaten Bob with a good time or actual content that he could grow his channel on. Work is for MAGA chuds after all.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1455876324761931782

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Oh f***ing hell, people... PLE…

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Then don't talk about it. Maybe try to talk about what you like or what interests you Bob, assuming anything does anymore. You're so low energy and non committal. The Pixels review shot up because it was high energy and your passion came through vividly. That's why when you tried to do the same angry, vulgar, rage thing in the next review nobody cared because it was forced and fake and we could all tell it.

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For those of you not autistic enough to know, as the otaku jock (a totally legit jock who wrote a 29,035 character dissertation on the Pokémon season one gym fights) said ISWV stands for I Stand With Vic. tl;dr, the voice actor Vic Mignogna was accused of inappropriate touching shortly after the Dragon Ball Z Super: Broly came out, was hard cancelled from everything but a number of cons, allegations turned out to be total and purposefully bullshit, and his fans rose such a stink that it now has it's own board called Weeb Wars. Bob so far has stayed away from direct interaction with it. I have a memory of him retweeting the stoner who voiced Rei in the initial run of NGE and she was bashing Vic but I have no idea where to even look for it. I don't think this will be the big culture war that some think it will be. High Guardian Spice is a shitty cal-art show that's been in development hell for years. The real problem with the show is not that it's made by a bunch of yucky girls, like the fake girl at the bottom says. The problem is that Crunchyroll said they were gonna take subscription money and fund better services and original anime for their viewers. What those poor bastards got was worse service and lesbian Steven Universe but I repeat myself. If I remember right from the EZPZ video there was a lot of pseudo nepotism involved. People don't like being scammed, even more so when the product is shit.

I hope he is pressured into getting involved. It'll be fun watching him flail about as he tries to learn and research on the fly. If he doesn't, he'll just continue to talk about dead capeshit and will get more salty as his fan base shrinks. Either way we should have a nice winter harvest.

If Bob enters into the anime community to try to debate the merits of High Guardian Spice with gigantic textwalls and rambling diatribes about the soup-ear-eeyore footure, the proper response from weebs and otakus would be to making pig and cow noises, and shout things like "FATTY FAT FAT" and "HEART ATTACK! HEART ATTACK!" over and over until he runs away crying.

That's how people got rid of him back in middle school.

Of course Bob would be a fan of High Guardian Spice. We all know he’s a perverted freak who jacks off to lesbians and is probably into little girls with how he fellated Cuties.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Kids make for satisfying protagonists because normally, being a kid is all about being told what you can't do, having limitations placed on you, not being good or experienced at things, and getting bossed around by people who know better than you. So it's cathartic to see a story with a kid protagonist that you identify with who eats all the odds, proves themselves worthy and succeeds where all the adults failed and told them "No." It's why Shigeru Miyamoto views Mario as a kid, why Sonic is basically a teenager, why Stranger Things is so popular, etc.

I understand that, Cyborg was my favorite teenage superhero show as a kid because as a young geeky black kid I liked having a character to relate to and aspire to be.

Personally, I find the whole thing to be overrated and juvenile. I’m not being cynical, I just don’t like young protagonists in certain settings.

The only thing about it I find annoying is when all the adult characters are absolutely fucking useless at best or downright dangerous hindrances at worst. Like in the new Psychonauts game, every single adult character is either a useless piece of talking furniture, tries to do something useful but totally fails or an outright villain, and all of them are either moderately nice to you at best or grumbling, rude and dismissive at worst. If it's meant to mimic the frustrating of being a kid in an adult world, it's doing a great job. But it really pisses me off and breaks my sense of disbelief when a couple ten year olds running around doing Fortnite dances manage to accomplish more than an entire building full of adults. Are you fucking kidding me? Is everybody here that goddamn useless?

That’s one of the problems I have with modern. Every adult nowadays is an idiot.

Imagine a world where every single adult is MovieBob and you'll understand the sheer frustration and horror of that existence. "Mr. Chipman! Monsters are ripping through the veil of reality!" "SHUTUP WHITE TRASH OBSOLESENT! I NEED MORE CHEESY CHICKEN FINGERS TO FUEL MY WRITINGS FOR THE SUPERIOR FUTURE!"

That would be my worst nightmare.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Wow, High Guardian Spice sucks ass? I am shocked that a show worked on by a failed comics industry diversity hire (Kate Leith) could possibly fail to live up to any standards. As for why they reference Scarborough Fair, I think its one of those things that idiots do. Try and associate your shitty project with something good or cultured.

Its really embarassing to see the whole nonsense, our staff is a shitload of women because x, y, z. No one cares who makes their entertainment. I could be wrong but isn't Rowling the richest author period? And in terms of animation FullMetal Alchemist was created by a woman, and there's literally tons others. Its just another weak deflection.

And to the treating scientists like priests, etc. I remember when the all the Mueller shit was ongoing years back, people made votive candles of him.

 

[Flexo]

Would you feel happier if I said "anthroprogenic climate change and the lack of action taken to deal with it"?

Well I do have some suggested actions to take...

More seriously, we could probably still sperg about it. It's easy to worry about the forest and nature until it's your family living on the edge of the woods and losing your livestock to predators and your crops to pests. The environment is low priority when you're having to pick which if your children might have to starve to death because said environment screwed up the harvest.

If anything I've noticed more than once the environmental movement more applicable towards original sin. Either uncaring towards what the poor elsewhere have to struggle with because they've convinced themselves of some impending apocalypse or just shy of human sacrifice from some outright claiming humanity needs to die to save the earth. (They never seem to start with themselves.)

I mean you can't go killing yourselves before we robots have had our chance to do it.

Wow, High Guardian Spice sucks ass? I am shocked that a show worked on by a failed comics industry diversity hire (Kate Leith) could possibly fail to live up to any standards. As for why they reference Scarborough Fair, I think its one of those things that idiots do. Try and associate your shitty project with something good or cultured.

Its really embarassing to see the whole nonsense, our staff is a shitload of women because x, y, z. No one cares who makes their entertainment. I could be wrong but isn't Rowling the richest author period? And in terms of animation FullMetal Alchemist was created by a woman, and there's literally tons others. Its just another weak deflection.

And to the treating scientists like priests, etc. I remember when the all the Mueller shit was ongoing years back, people made votive candles of him.

Ramiko Takahashi. Look her up sometime and what she's done for anime.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I said this before and I’ll say it again. Why are these women so obsessed with preteen/teenage protagonists?

Probably a lot of overlap with the appeal of boy bands: it files off the edges and makes the whole thing sanitized and safe, which is why all of the conflicts are bland and one-sided; I remember 90s Spider-Man comics by Todd Mcfarlane where you got a close up shot of Black Cat getting her face smashed into a wall by Venom. That whole fight was one-sided and brutal, with both Felicia and the apartment getting completely wrecked. Think anyone who makes/watches High Guardian Spice wants to see that?

Its really embarassing to see the whole nonsense, our staff is a shitload of women because x, y, z. No one cares who makes their entertainment. I could be wrong but isn't Rowling the richest author period? And in terms of animation FullMetal Alchemist was created by a woman, and there's literally tons others. Its just another weak deflection.

It gets funnier when you remember the creator of Fullmetal Alchemist went to to make Silver Spoon, a slice-of-life story about attending a rural agricultural college- something that would no doubt give Bob a stroke that left him babbling about hydroponics and moon wheat.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Probably a lot of overlap with the appeal of boy bands: it files off the edges and makes the whole thing sanitized and safe, which is why all of the conflicts are bland and one-sided; I remember 90s Spider-Man comics by Todd Mcfarlane where you got a close up shot of Black Cat getting her face smashed into a wall by Venom. That whole fight was one-sided and brutal, with both Felicia and the apartment getting completely wrecked. Think anyone who makes/watches High Guardian Spice wants to see that?

You’re right, if there’s one thing I know about those people is that they like to play it safe and never take risks.

Honestly, these need to really grow a spine, if you ask me.

Everyday’s a risk.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

I said this before and I’ll say it again. Why are these women so obsessed with preteen/teenage protagonists?

Excuse me if I say spergy and MATI here, guys, but this obsession these people have with teenage/preteen characters is just disgusting to me. I could understand if they were writing to help disabled or unfortunate kids but we all know they’re not helping anyone. These are all self-insert wish fulfillment, power fantasies and propaganda.

I understand a teenager or a child doing this but these are grown-ass men and women who are obsessed with reliving their childhoods as fictional characters. And for what? It won’t change the past or make them happy.

It just boggles me the more I see it.

Lots of times when people actually start writing they are around the teenage/preteen age and a lot of times the characters you make during that time become easy stand ins in other situations.

It's easy, simple, and lets face it, these people act like children anyway.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob's world is in fucking shambles.

These political losses, AND a rotten MCU movie? Life is hell.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Lots of times when people actually start writing they are around the teenage/preteen age and a lot of times the characters you make during that time become easy stand ins in other situations.

It's easy, simple, and lets face it, these people act like children anyway.

Excellent point, I started writing when I 14 myself.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Kids make for satisfying protagonists because normally, being a kid is all about being told what you can't do, having limitations placed on you, not being good or experienced at things, and getting bossed around by people who know better than you. So it's cathartic to see a story with a kid protagonist that you identify with who eats all the odds, proves themselves worthy and succeeds where all the adults failed and told them "No." It's why Shigeru Miyamoto views Mario as a kid, why Sonic is basically a teenager, why Stranger Things is so popular, etc.

The only thing about it I find annoying is when all the adult characters are absolutely fucking useless at best or downright dangerous hindrances at worst. Like in the new Psychonauts game, every single adult character is either a useless piece of talking furniture, tries to do something useful but totally fails or an outright villain, and all of them are either moderately nice to you at best or grumbling, rude and dismissive at worst. If it's meant to mimic the frustrating of being a kid in an adult world, it's doing a great job. But it really pisses me off and breaks my sense of disbelief when a couple ten year olds running around doing Fortnite dances manage to accomplish more than an entire building full of adults. Are you fucking kidding me? Is everybody here that goddamn useless?

Say what you will about Steven Universe, but they did manage to do something most shows with teen protagonists won't do. Why a preteen should NOT be a Hero or the Chosen One. AT ALL. When Steven Universe: Future rolled around, they showed Steven.......let's just say, he's WAY overdue to see a threapist. And maybe a few tokes off of some good weed and a hug, Why can't adults be the chosen one for once?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob's world is in fucking shambles.

These political losses, AND a rotten MCU movie? Life is hell.

To think that this could've been prevented if Mario was the lord of the rings epic he wanted and that Democrats embraced killing people more so the mayo ghouls would be dead by now.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob- "ARGLE BARGLE! I HATE THE STUPID MAYO GHOUL JESUS JUICERS! GAS THEM ALL!"

Also Bob- "Waaaaah!!! Why won't a woman touch my peepee? I'm so lonely and horny!"

 

[JayHarrison]

He's having a meltdown over VA in Chris Hayes' mentions about the same stuff as always:
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Moviebob is pissed. As Bernie Sanders would say, "that's a good thing!"

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"Hey, Bob, I just wanted to let you know that America's Brainland left a message for you. They're willing to give you a chance to explore outer space on your own personal rocket, but they're giving you an ultimatum: You either completely disassociate yourself with the Brainland, or you can kiss a round-trip space trek goodbye forever!"

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It wasn't just the two state elections. This was an entire night rejecting the SUPERIOR FUTURE. Both states are supposedly 21st Century America (voted for Obama, Clinton and Biden) and yet White Trash America just ran them to effectively 50/50 ties something Robert was denying was true about the country literally like a week ago. In the mayoral elections, all 21st Century America cities, moderate Democrats beat the progressives/socialists in Buffalo, Seattle, Minneapolis and New York City, a Republican won in Miami, the Defund The Police proposition in Minneapolis lost.

I guess everyone involved in these votes caught a glimpse of Moviebob's dream future and realized what a literal nightmare it truly is.

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GOP's Youngkin won Virginia governor election, to the surprise of no one. Guess who Bobby blames on?
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Well, of course we can't reason with obsolete trash, because when was the most resent time trash like Moviebob could ever be reasoned with?

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Robert thinks a woman of color doesn't exist:
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Racist Moviebob is racist.

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Robert predicts "L*ly C*de", a 36 year old lesbian, will be a "tradwife mommy blogger" within a year:
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Sexist Moviebob is sexist.

 

[JayHarrison]

Once again, Moviebob condones violence on Twitter:

"...What they said to deserve the kicking." Given Bob's Twiiter history... well, in using his own words against him, there's a miles-long list of things he's said that absolutely warrants him to receive a hard, nasty, LONG OVERDUE shot to the pills. In all honesty, few things would make me happier than to see Moviebob on the losing side of an extreme nut cruncher like this one from Hot Shots, Part Deux (1993):

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Blob also seems to forget/ignore that Demon Slayer, the manga/anime that broke almost every record last year and shit all over comic book sales…. Was written by and drawn by a woman.

Blob will never comprehend that the ideology being pushed or what is between the creators legs does not matter to people. At least sane people.

People just want a good plot, a cool world and great characters.

Also, LOL COPE AND SEETHE HARDER BLOB.

 

[Mola Ram]

Blob also seems to forget/ignore that Demon Slayer, the manga/anime that broke almost every record last year and shit all over comic book sales…. Was written by and drawn by a woman.

Blob will never comprehend that the ideology being pushed or what is between the creators legs does not matter to people. At

"Forgetting / ignoring" implies he ever knew. I guarantee you Bob doesn't know shit about this. "Anime Avatar" is cause for instant dismissal, after all.

 

[blablabla]

Bob totally deserved the ass Whooping he got in highschool for being a fucking sped

 

[Adamska]

"Forgetting / ignoring" implies he ever knew. I guarantee you Bob doesn't know shit about this. "Anime Avatar" is cause for instant dismissal, after all.

Bob probably got angry and tantrumed at weebs if they appeared because they stole nerd cred he delusionally thought belonged to him. Hey, maybe he tried bullying the weebs and then Gino, Sean, and Leo started to mock him harder, since Tony may be an autistic weeb who liked the Dragon Warrior anime, but he's their autistic weeb.