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@elzaw Funny that the best couple is actually the straight one.
Found exactly one fanart of them because ofc everyone see Snap as trans. Feminine boys can't be straight anymore.
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Honestly, even with the unnecessary lesbian subtext, this show did a much better job portraying girls and friendships than both OwlHouse and She-ra.
 
I watched a summary of all the episodes and segments of important episodes to see how bad it is, and it is pretty shit, just not EX ARM level of shit, but that's not a very high bar to beat. There's a mature content-not for kids warning at the beginning of the show which tells me that the target demographic is supposed to be adults. Madoka is a mature anime, not HGS which is Madoka-at-home. At least twitter kiddies cannot use the tried and true deflection of "the show is not made for you! It's for children!" to negate criticism.

The overlysaccharine atmosphere, quirky LOLZpenguinZ humor, absolute lack of overarching main conflict until the very last episodes, absolute dumbing down or hammering in of messages, and the absolute lack of subtext, subtlety, and childishness in the dialogue all suggest a show aimed for children. HGS even has edgy swears thrown around which confuses me even more who the intended audience is.

What part of all this would appeal to adults and teens? Generic fantasy land and dnd party has been done a hundred times. There's a fuckin episode 5 where one character has to learn to apologize to another character for saying something hurtful as the main plotline. In episode 8-9 Rosemary and Sage get into a fight where Rosemary is mad at Sage for not wanting to do the carnival activities that Rosemary wants. Sage also gets angry and calls Rosemary annoying, which is enough to cause a rift in their friendship apparently. The supposedly dramatic, sad and tension filled moment is ruined by the gremlin girl hanging out in the background soaking up the drama like a gag. She-ra also has this issue of hamfisting in gags or jokes before, within, or right after tension filled dramatic scenes...do the showrunners not know comedic timing? They're trying so hard to be funni but also serious like Avatar but fail to realize there is a time and place for everything.

In episode 10, purple gremlin girl whose name I cannot recall at the-time is mad that Snapdragon is spending time with Sage and that Sage has "stolen" her bestie. Rosemary and gremlin girl team up to try to get their friends back. That is the entire plot of the episode. They say sowwy to each other at the end of the episode and become friends again.

WTF? This is elementary school fights. Why is there such a childlike understanding of friendship conflicts in these messages. She-ra even had a similar episode where Glimmer gets mad at Beau because he was hanging out with OTHER friends - how dare he! and thinks it means that he's ignoring her and abandoning her. Aren't these people, from HGS and She-ra, supposed to be high schooler aged? These elementary school squabbles aren't the type of drama, insecurity or identity related angst high schoolers deal with. Even Avatar had more nuanced character conflicts than HGS.

I will admit the tradition-vs-my-own-path coming-of-age message is decently handled as a mature theme at first, but then it is hammered over the viewer's head with so little subtlety, exploration, or nuance it comes back full circle to a moral message for very young children.

The dialogue is so stuffed with cliche lines and the most unnatural sounding phrases that makes them sound far from how normal people talk which makes you wonder if the writers have ever had friends or actually conversed with people on a regular basis. It's that bad. There are also very forced feeling jokes that are not really funny, like those in She-ra. Why do these types of showrunners try so hard to fit every 5 seconds with a funni gag or quirky random scene?

The animation is also very choppy with very blatant shortcuts; not the type of efficient and clever shortcuts the anime industry uses, the clearly-lazy-and-painful-to-look-at ones that knockoff low budget cartoons use. The audio mixing is horrid and sounds like some characters are talking into a towel or their lines were recorded in a closet. The background art and foreground art is not well integrated into the scenes and with the character animations. Some food assets and that lamp post look like literal pngs from
shutterstock and google. Voice acting is also amateurish.

Raye also privated their twitter, kinda pathetic. Why did Raye unironically list his role as producer on HGS on their LinkedIn CV like it's some accomplishment when it's extremely blatant that the project was mismanaged to the highest degree with assets, audio, animation, writing, and voice acting. Very extremely pathetic to have two self inserts in your own show.

Edit: I need to add that the Snapdragon fella in one episode is offended when Sage says" guys just don't get girl friendships" while hanging out with the girls then a few episodes later he thinks about being trans because of society's expectations of being burly and warriorlike and tough for men.
TF is that supposed to mean about trangender motivations, Raye? This is horrible representation for trans people. There is so many more media that writes trans characters better.
 
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Found exactly one fanart of them because ofc everyone see Snap as trans. Feminine boys can't be straight anymore.
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Honestly, even with the unnecessary lesbian subtext, this show did a much better job portraying girls and friendships than both OwlHouse and She-ra.
That’s not fanart, that’s initial art of the character when the show first got announced.
 
Why is there such a childlike understanding of friendship conflicts in these messages.
Because the people who right this aren't good at being humans and their friendships are superficial enough that a disagreement over where to go for lunch ends 5+ year "friendships".

They don't know how to resolve things like adults, because they've never grown the fuck up and become an adult.
 
I'm genuinely shocked this is still ongoing and has made a level of progress.

Has it been pointed out Thyme, Rosemary, Sage, and Parlsey AREN'T SPICES yet? They're herbs. Real examples of spices are pepper, nutmeg, cinnamon, and even vanilla.
They took the names from the old Scarborough Fair song. I don't think they really knew or cared that they were actually herbs, they just wanted an immediately recognizable naming scheme.
 
An interview with Raye has been published and to no one's surprise, most of it is just her boasting how ~brave and stunning~ she is for having kwir characters and diversity in her show. Ugh.

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Oh, really Raye??? Older anime are "#problematic"?? What's this, then?
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Please kindly FUCK OFF.
Rate me MOTI, but I simply despise how all these woke hacks shit on older works for being ~too problematic uwu~ (look how much better my show is!!1!) but then have no problem obsessing over MLM (but not as those ~pesky fujos~ but as a transboi uwu), saying they're an "uke xDD" or just shamelessly ripping them off. I'm pretty sure those "#problematic" works have done so, so much more for the lgbt community and have inspired so much more people than your show ever will. Because they were certainly more fun than your show will ever be.

Western creators don't deserve anything, change my mind.

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An interview with Raye has been published and to no one's surprise, most of it is just her boasting how ~brave and stunning~ she is for having kwir characters and diversity in her show. Ugh.

Also:
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Oh, really Raye??? Older anime are "#problematic"?? What's this, then?
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Please kindly FUCK OFF.
Rate me MOTI, but I simply despise how all these woke hacks shit on older works for being ~too problematic uwu~ (look how much better my show is!!1!) but then have no problem obsessing over MLM (but not as those ~pesky fujos~ but as a transboi uwu) and saying they're an "uke xDD". I'm pretty sure those "#problematic" works have done so, so much more for the lgbt community and have inspired so much more people than your show ever will. Because they were certainly more fun than your show will ever be.

Western creators don't deserve anything, change my mind.

It's a shame when they start considering Rumiko Takahashi problematic.
 
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For fuck's sake, the whole thing about Ranma 1/2 was that the changing gender thing was a curse that happened to him by accident - and Ranma went through a lot of angst trying to get rid of it!

It was played up for comedy, but the continual subtext was that his mother expected him to kill himself to preserve the family's honor - or she would do it for him - if he couldn't be a 'man's man."
 
An interview with Raye has been published and to no one's surprise, most of it is just her boasting how ~brave and stunning~ she is for having kwir characters and diversity in her show. Ugh.

Also:
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Oh, really Raye??? Older anime are "#problematic"?? What's this, then?
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Please kindly FUCK OFF.
Rate me MOTI, but I simply despise how all these woke hacks shit on older works for being ~too problematic uwu~ (look how much better my show is!!1!) but then have no problem obsessing over MLM (but not as those ~pesky fujos~ but as a transboi uwu) and saying they're an "uke xDD". I'm pretty sure those "#problematic" works have done so, so much more for the lgbt community and have inspired so much more people than your show ever will. Because they were certainly more fun than your show will ever be.

Western creators don't deserve anything, change my mind.

Fucking Gravitation?
 
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For fuck's sake, the whole thing about Ranma 1/2 was that the changing gender thing was a curse that happened to him by accident - and Ranma went through a lot of angst trying to get rid of it!

It was played up for comedy, but the continual subtext was that his mother expected him to kill himself to preserve the family's honor - or she would do it for him - if he couldn't be a 'man's man."
What are you stupid? can't you see that Ranma saying constantly that he wants to get rid of the curse, and multiple of the stories being about him thinking something would get rid of the curse so he just blindly try them is actually a very subtle way for him to say that he actually wants to be a girl and he wants to chop off his peepee
 
An interview with Raye has been published and to no one's surprise, most of it is just her boasting how ~brave and stunning~ she is for having kwir characters and diversity in her show. Ugh.

Also:
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Oh, really Raye??? Older anime are "#problematic"?? What's this, then?
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Please kindly FUCK OFF.
Rate me MOTI, but I simply despise how all these woke hacks shit on older works for being ~too problematic uwu~ (look how much better my show is!!1!) but then have no problem obsessing over MLM (but not as those ~pesky fujos~ but as a transboi uwu), saying they're an "uke xDD" or just shamelessly ripping them off. I'm pretty sure those "#problematic" works have done so, so much more for the lgbt community and have inspired so much more people than your show ever will. Because they were certainly more fun than your show will ever be.

Western creators don't deserve anything, change my mind.

God fucking dammit, I KNEW I’d seen that comic before, fuck.
 
Troons claiming Ranma to be representative of troonism is the most obvious evidence of their autism. The actual character says "I HATE THIS" and they are unable to understand this and only see how he can change his body for one he doesn't want.

Also, "queer" in the way these people understand it, it's not a thing in Japan. They have a very different view of sex and gender and for them, a feminine looking man is neither trans or feminized. Like it's been pointed out before, Kenshin Himura is a good example: short, vulnerable-looking, and has a girly face with reddish hair. This isn't to "subvert expectations", this is to show he's attractive. Nobody in their right mind would think he wants to be a woman or would think he's a woman only because he can cook (Japanese men can both practice martial arts and have combat skills while also being skilled in more "homely" crafts such as origami, bonsai, ikebana...)

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Like, bitch, this guy can cut you with that spoon, calm down.

(yes, I'm just posting that pix to cleanse everybody's souls and minds from this awful attempt of an anime... say "thank you, Tatty.")
 
For fuck's sake, the whole thing about Ranma 1/2 was that the changing gender thing was a curse that happened to him by accident - and Ranma went through a lot of angst trying to get rid of it!

It was played up for comedy, but the continual subtext was that his mother expected him to kill himself to preserve the family's honor - or she would do it for him - if he couldn't be a 'man's man."
So it was a realistic depiction of transexuality.
 
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