Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[boxybum]

Look at Tammy's passive aggressive behavior at the end of the video, she's clearly over Jack's shit. Wonder if she was imagining stabbing him as she kept jamming her fork into the salad over and over.

At 5:38. "hey honey" Tammy looks like she is about to commit murder. Jack must have pissed her off earlier.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack starts to be in such a degenerative condition that he should be kept away from knives. Funny to see his death grip hand flail around again doing that pineapple cutting part.

Look at Tammy's passive aggressive behavior at the end of the video, she's clearly over Jack's shit. Wonder if she was imagining stabbing him as she kept jamming her fork into the salad over and over.

If Jack and Tammy ever go into couples counseling, are they going to be exempt from that trust exercise where Tammy closes her eyes and falls backward and Jack has to catch her?

At 5:38. "hey honey" Tammy looks like she is about to commit murder. Jack must have pissed her off earlier.
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Jesus Christ, that exchange was just... brutal. She used the least possible amount of words to answer him. She's literally stabbing her food the entire time.

The way he wags his phone all over her food....I would have snapped, personally. Tammy, just fucking do it already. I think you can get the employees to turn off the cameras if you ask. Hell, they'll probably hold him down for you. I'm sure everyone in the vicinity is sick of him.

Jack must have some serious dirt on her for her to not have left him already, not even the surly bonds of their murder Church beliefs could keep her tethered to this moron.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jack must have some serious dirt on her for her to not have left him already, not even the surly bonds of their murder Church beliefs could keep her tethered to this moron.

I think it's just the knowledge Jack will die soon anyway.

This is mostly anecdote, but I've noticed a trend where many women will not directly ask for a divorce but instead try to make the man ask for a divorce by making the marriage a living hell. I assume it's because women have an aversion to requesting divorce, although I cannot say why. Could just be due to men generally being more direct and comfortable with confrontation.

Anyway, point is I imagine for this reason Tammy would take the easier route of just waiting Jack out. She probably didn't expect him to make it this long.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

We own one knife, and a bunch of medical knives/cutting devices. I've never been able to figure out which kitchen knives are decent, not that reviews like Fatty's would be what to watch to find out. Cutco knives (the pyramid scheme ones) are all serrated that way, to make people think they "stay sharp" a long time- they're glorified bread knives.

Cutco knives are decent stamped knives. They're nothing special and they cost a lot more than they're worth but they're not necessarily bad. Yeah those serrations dull after a while and the only way to get them sharp again is to send them in which would be a pain in the ass.

oh man, i can't wait to see how badly he's going to fuck this up

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Plumb pudding? PLUMB pudding? I would hope that he's just too autistic to spell "plum" and didn't imply that he was going to use lead in his pudding. But knowing him...

At 5:38. "hey honey" Tammy looks like she is about to commit murder. Jack must have pissed her off earlier.
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Big T has had it with this asshole. That's the look of a woman thinking, "I'm going to murder him in his sleep".

Do it Tammy, Nobody would blame you and there are ways to make it look like an accident. Just ask Jim. I'm sure he's willing to help you.

 

[stets]

Based Rob hasn’t commented on any of Jack’s Facebook posts in over a week. Was he banned? Do we need to call in a welfare check?

 

[EnemyStand]

Based Rob hasn’t commented on any of Jack’s Facebook posts in over a week. Was he banned? Do we need to call in a welfare check?

Or Rob is taking a break and enjoying his life. The mad lad deserves a break.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Or Rob is taking a break and enjoying his life. The mad lad deserves a break.

The guy cooks food you want to eat. Plays drums and cleans his yard. He's twice the man that Mushbrain is.

And he's got the use of all four limbs.

 

[Super Hans]

Jack still fucking spelling Plum wrong. Does he not know what a plum is? I mean, it is a fruit, so no he doesn't.
But surely he has found a recipe to steal for this one. And should have familiarized himself enough with the dish to know the first thing about it.

No, Jack's spelling is correct this one time. His Christmas gift to the family is going to be lead poisoning.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

I think it's just the knowledge Jack will die soon anyway.

Death fats do not die. They outlive most, if not all of us. It's a strange paradox .

 

[Aaway]

haha

 

[desudesu]

At 5:38. "hey honey" Tammy looks like she is about to commit murder. Jack must have pissed her off earlier.
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Man doesn’t the fat man get the hint?! Big T was repeatedly stabbing the salad numerous times before taking a bite and replying with “mm hm” to the fat man’s incessant toddler questions. That right there above isn’t a face of love, fatty. Get the fucking hint.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Or Rob is taking a break and enjoying his life. The mad lad deserves a break.

We'll have to watch his videos for a coded message.

Rob, if you've been banned, wear an elastic BAND on your wrist next video.

 

[Sonic T]

Anyone else notice in the beginning of the meat stick reupload, he says "I like to own up to my mistakes"?

They how do you explain trying to pray the stroke out of your arm that happened as a result of all your poor life choices?

Fat fuck

 

[Lenzperkins]

Look at this. Look at that. Look at this…flesh purse or a meatgina if you will!

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

Do you mean Jack or the fleshy folds of meat?

At this point, is there even a difference between one and the other?

 

[desudesu]

Of course Mushbrain watched this movie and thought it's the best thing ever. Talk about a knee-jerk series getting spawned out of a massive misreading of that famous Nietzsche quote, when all it meant was that philosophy has evolved to the point where governments no longer needed the divine to consider themselves legitimate – that vast and coherent moral theories could exist without reference to God - thus God's "dead". No surprise the movie panders to people with room temp IQs like the Scalfani clan to rake in easy money.

 

[PeckingOrder]

Is A- the highest rating he’s capable of giving ? In all my time reading this thread I’ve never seen him give anything an A.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Is A- the highest rating he’s capable of giving ? In all my time reading this thread I’ve never seen him give anything an A.

He gave firehouse subs "a straight A."

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[ZipDisk]

He just recently got mad when Cpl. Tamm gave the place they were eating an A+. He let out an aggrieved "Really?"