🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 37 43.0%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 9 10.5%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 40 46.5%

  • Total voters
    86
It is kinda cringe the amount of shockwaves Jim causes by just name dropping people on his streams.

Yeah it's fun he's putting out content again, but people fussing over who was and wasn't mentioned, as if it's equivalent to the intrigue of a royal court, is retarded.
 
Yeah I know but there are idiots here and non native English speaker that may run with it being the drug and I like being a joke killer sometimes.
idk why we should assume that for ralph, if he wants to prove otherwise he can be subjected the exact same burden of proof he subjected us to, the one where even indisputable video footage of his small dicklet is "misinfo" because actually its really big and the camera selectively shrunk his dick and grew his gunt. what hes saying here seems to imply that if something that impossible happens he'll have an extreme celebration. i think thats the point hes making not that hes cracking out a coca cola.

>"I think the best way jim can destroy him is by continuing to ignore him".
neither can jim because a good portion of his superchats are about fucking with ralph.

“Begging for Jim to destroy him”.

Bro I’d love to see Jim go after Null and give Ralph a fullthroated defense. It would confirm what everyone already knows that Jim is a hollow shell of his former self and afraid of getting on Ralph’s shitlist (he’s already on there anyway).
thats what amuses me, ralph doesnt get that the whole point of an eceleb cabal isnt because theyre ralpha and cant manifest money and fame magically, its about using their retarded complacent fanbases together, jims fanbase by and large seem to think ralph is a pos or a clown since hes asked about ralph daily both on social media and in super chats en masse. whenever he mocks ralph he gets positive feedback, all the defenses of jim is that hes neutral, he cant help ralph even if he wanted to, if jim helps ralph it kills both of them, all those superchats go to josh and jim is inundated with people who realize hes not an aloof cool kid and the optics nightmare of being with someone as short and grubby and uncool and disgusting and rapey as ralph, especially post soph stream with his rants about doing nothing around pedos and befriending them.
 
I love Ralph's thinly veiled personal army request to appeal to Jim's most retarded of fans. "How dare someone make fun of his cancer!" he says like no one involved has ever made fun of cancer or terminal illness before in their life. Quit being a pearl clutching pussy faggot, Ralph.
 
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Ralph may have lost in court, but he's having a comped dogmeat steak at his comped flea-ridden casino while he struggles to read a book about a country he'll never understand. TAKE NOTE HATERS, YOU CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT!
fucking nerd imagine reading about politics or history on your vegas getaway, you can do that for free. not very ralpha very classically beta in fact.
 
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Ralph may have lost in court, but he's having a comped dogmeat steak at his comped flea-ridden casino while he struggles to read a book about a country he'll never understand. TAKE NOTE HATERS, YOU CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT!
The fat bitch won’t post a picture of the steak. Buck status, broken.
 
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Ralph may have lost in court, but he's having a comped dogmeat steak at his comped flea-ridden casino while he struggles to read a book about a country he'll never understand. TAKE NOTE HATERS, YOU CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT!
there's no photo of him soyfacing over it, the steak doesn't exist
 
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Ralph may have lost in court, but he's having a comped dogmeat steak at his comped flea-ridden casino while he struggles to read a book about a country he'll never understand. TAKE NOTE HATERS, YOU CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT!
It's great that he thinks there's anything impressive or classy about that tweet.
 
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Ralph got mentioned by a washed-up Jim and conspiracy theorist boomer who no one outside of MAGApedes care about. Haydurs owned.
he keeps getting far less and far less twitter engagement too lmfao

I'm glad that Ralph still hasn't realized that getting more attention only ever brings him new haters and not new paypigs.
it ruins the people mentioning him too since even people not alogging ralph knows hes a general pos and a massive liability, their own audiences recognize hes a worthless piggy fucker

Damn, it's been a while since I've heard anything about Mark Dice. He's definitely one of the most off-putting autists in the MIGApede sphere. Ralph is just desperate for a win.
if hed just have taken a tonka tier l hed be winning with more than 10 times of every metric he has now, whats sad is now hes less viewers than tonka but he still thinks he won because a dying sphere of grifters sans their audiences timidly defends him because theyre amoral idiots who dont know hes a cancer because of his bots

The whole point of a show like his is having interesting guests talking about interesting things; nobody is tuning in to see Ralph watch Tucker clips drunk.
He couldn't even do the Destiny vs Mark Collett debate.
i love that every clip of ralph now ends with him going back to tucker and even outright saying "ok heres another tucker clip". his rants about being some golden child on the edge of society and being the voice of a generation far better than his predecessors (or really even claiming to be of the same lineage) that tells it like it is and electrifies and enlightens the masses is immediately and totally undercut every time he admits "ok now back to nigger tier react videos, might shart or say what inbetween mouth noises"
 
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