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I'm sure he'll get around to CoD despite his bitching, and possibly Dread (even though he lost those precious day one views already), but there's no way Phil will play Guardians of the Galaxy. It has a ton of licensed music and I don't think there's a way to turn it off. Even if he did, he'd just squeal "Content ID! Reeee!" over it like he always does in an attempt to get around Youtube's claim system. Gotta get every last shekel!
 
His condo dues are a little over $300 (learned from the bankruptcy docs). His internet lines are $300+ because he insists on having a business class line, despite the fact that what he actually needs is speed, not guaranteed uptime. So he probably is paying close to $800 for those two things, but they're emblematic of his "throw money at it" approach to pretty much everything but his taxes.
uhh, he's running a MATURE ADULT BUSINESS so he needs BUSINESS class internet, you nudnik
 
I'm sure he'll get around to CoD despite his bitching, and possibly Dread (even though he lost those precious day one views already), but there's no way Phil will play Guardians of the Galaxy. It has a ton of licensed music and I don't think there's a way to turn it off. Even if he did, he'd just squeal "Content ID! Reeee!" over it like he always does in an attempt to get around Youtube's claim system. Gotta get every last shekel!
There is a way to turn off the music on GoTG it has a streamers mode on it
 
His condo dues are a little over $300 (learned from the bankruptcy docs). His internet lines are $300+ because he insists on having a business class line, despite the fact that what he actually needs is speed, not guaranteed uptime. So he probably is paying close to $800 for those two things, but they're emblematic of his "throw money at it" approach to pretty much everything but his taxes.
In addition to that, we know when he usually pays his bills based on the bank leaks and those particular bills aren't ever paid by this upcoming weekend as he claims. Here's a sample of what his fixed bill schedule is expected to look like using Oct 2021 as an example (note that water bill is every 2 months and B&O tax is every 3 months but I extrapolated to monthly budgeting).

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uhh, he's running a MATURE ADULT BUSINESS so he needs BUSINESS class internet, you nudnik
We're joking about it, but how many times has he actually lost connectivity to the internet? I probably need one hand to do it, and at least one of those was the time it was a coax cable being loose that just so happened to take all weekend to diagnose and fix so he and Kat did a staycation and got that green-screen Space Needle picture. Dude could be rocking on 2 gigabit lines for less than he's paying now.

Edit: Just added up the total listed bills, and they came out to $5,433. So his YouTube payment alone covered everything in October. He had $6,849 in tips that are all above and beyond his bills. So he's saying he's in the poor house because he can't pay for food and general consumables with near $7000. God. Damn.
 
Caught the 2nd 3rd message at least
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Of course Phil went full toxic pigroach.

Edit: Philth even took Taco Flex Man off the leaderboard and put OI...I mean Kevin Burnstein back on there. Phil has lost his hermit mind.

Edit 2: Blooper World Order with the clutch clip in zero time:

Holy fucking shit.
The toxicity is off the charts.

How can even his dentheads support him with shit like this?
 
We're joking about it, but how many times has he actually lost connectivity to the internet? I probably need one hand to do it, and at least one of those was the time it was a coax cable being loose that just so happened to take all weekend to diagnose and fix so he and Kat did a staycation and got that green-screen Space Needle picture. Dude could be rocking on 2 gigabit lines for less than he's paying now.

Edit: Just added up the total listed bills, and they came out to $5,433. So his YouTube payment alone covered everything in October. He had $6,849 in tips that are all above and beyond his bills. So he's saying he's in the poor house because he can't pay for food and general consumables with near $7000. God. Damn.
Not to mention the amount of times he's bitched about lag when he would most likely eliminate it by actually plugging his consoles into the modem rather than using wifi.
 
In addition to that, we know when he usually pays his bills based on the bank leaks and those particular bills aren't ever paid by this upcoming weekend as he claims. Here's a sample of what his fixed bill schedule is expected to look like using Oct 2021 as an example (note that water bill is every 2 months and B&O tax is every 3 months but I extrapolated to monthly budgeting).

So if I read this right he made $12,723 in October. Then he had $5,433 in October bills. Leaving him with $7,290 left for spending. That means if he budgeted himself he wouldn't have to worry about paying bills late because he has a shit ton of spending money. But of course he over spends like a teenager using their parent's credit card.

Edit: I also calculated if he paid the bills on time and based on the tips he made days before the bills were due he wouldn't be short of money during the days before his bills are due. So its not like he can complain he doesn't make enough money to pay his bills because he didn't get enough tips before those due dates.

Edit: Thanks for crediting me in the thumbnail of the last stream. Big Ups
 
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Holy fucking shit.
The toxicity is off the charts.

How can even his dentheads support him with shit like this?
They love the toxicity. They love watching him cuss and insult people. Simple as. Until it happens to them, of course.
I bet Phil is still upset about his mic cutting out. He absolutely wanted to chastise his dumbass fans for leaving him with only $58 in tips for his day awf with his wife. Wheelchairs lucked out on that one.
 
So if I read this right he made $12,723 in October. Then he had $5,433 in October bills. Leaving him with $7,290 left for spending. That means if he budgeted himself he wouldn't have to worry about paying bills late because he has a shit ton of spending money. But of course he over spends like a teenager using their parent's credit card.

Edit: I also calculated if he paid the bills on time and based on the tips he made days before the bills were due he wouldn't be short of money during the days before his bills are due. So its not like he can complain he doesn't make enough money to pay his bills because he didn't get enough tips before those due dates.

Edit: Thanks for crediting me in the thumbnail of the last stream. Big Ups
Just to break this down a little more, the amount of spending money that doesn't have to go towards bills is almost $250 per day. Phil gets to spend $250 every single day on whatever the hell he wants to.

This is why phil will never change and will never appreciate the value of a dollar. He thinks its totally normal and doesn't see a problem with frivolously spending hundreds of dollars every day.

And no I'm just jealous or whatever that phil makes this kind of money. I dont care how much money someone makes or what they spend their money on but when you deliberately lie and mislead people about your financial situation like phil does, I'm going to point out what a scumbag you are. And then on top of this he is ungrateful for everything people give him and constantly asks for more.
 
So if I read this right he made $12,723 in October. Then he had $5,433 in October bills. Leaving him with $7,290 left for spending. That means if he budgeted himself he wouldn't have to worry about paying bills late because he has a shit ton of spending money. But of course he over spends like a teenager using their parent's credit card.

Edit: I also calculated if he paid the bills on time and based on the tips he made days before the bills were due he wouldn't be short of money during the days before his bills are due. So its not like he can complain he doesn't make enough money to pay his bills because he didn't get enough tips before those due dates.

Edit: Thanks for crediting me in the thumbnail of the last stream. Big Ups
Yup, and your calculations would be correct. Here's the balance sheet:

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As you can see, it never falls into the negatives. This is also assuming he enters the month with literally zero liquid cash on hand.
 
Yup, and your calculations would be correct. Here's the balance sheet:


As you can see, it never falls into the negatives. This is also assuming he enters the month with literally zero liquid cash on hand.
That's especially telling because even if you add in food, he should still never go negative. And this doesn't even take into account Kat's income as well, which represents probably another $2000 a month or so, even if she's part-time.
 
That only leaves $235 disposal income to spend per day peasant.
The sad part is with $200 he can buy groceries to last a month and I am over pricing it since he likes brand names. If he didn't eat out and just buy groceries he would be fine. Oh and his excuse about fresh fruit and vegetables, those can last a week and cost like $20 a week. Clearly his mom never told him how to cook or learned on his own that food doesn't expire as fast he thinks they do. Like the meat they threw out, they could make a soup to last days but of course he can't do that because he cant eat poor people food.

He cries about having no money but doesn't make any attempt to live like he is on a budget. Phil is a lost cause and I don't think he will ever be a proper streamer let alone a decent adult.
 
That only leaves $235 disposal income to spend per day peasant.
That's like no money at all.

I take back everything bad I've ever said about Phil, what a Chad surviving and running a both successful and failing business at the same time while having a fulfilling family life on so little spending money.

Look like we better lock all threads and and go touch some grass, and hope that one day we will be just as awesome people as Phill.
 
That's especially telling because even if you add in food, he should still never go negative. And this doesn't even take into account Kat's income as well, which represents probably another $2000 a month or so, even if she's part-time.

And yet he only had less than $150 in his bank account.

You have to sacrifice a lot to be at the top... of WWE Champions.
 
Caught this in @Piece of Peace comment section.

It never really caught that myself before and someone here might have mentioned it before and I just missed it. But that is an interesting observation.

By own experience and the experiences of friends and whatnot. When you live with someone in a relationship it ''Our bills''.
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I still don't subscribe to the ''she has left'' theory, but more the roommate theory.
 
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