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Bitch you were gonna kill someone over fucking McDonald's the other day. Sit your fat ass down and wash your greasy hair before you even think about calling anyone or anything else "terrible".
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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A little late, but is no one really going to point out that Kewpie Mayo exists?
She put a goddamned food mascot on her sack of mayo body.
(Yes I'm aware of Kewpie dolls etc but I could not stop laughing when I saw that tat because of that.)
She put a goddamned food mascot on her sack of mayo body.
(Yes I'm aware of Kewpie dolls etc but I could not stop laughing when I saw that tat because of that.)
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So Coco and Tess are both bitching about Torrid. What exactly did they DO to piss them off? Pretty Torrid is still big enough to go "LoL cope moar fatties" because there are so many megafats in the USA, that they really don't need damage control over some fatgorls hurt feelings.
Not gonna lie, that smug face is so punchable jfc...... morbid obesity couldn't have happened to a nicer person ❤
Not gonna lie, that smug face is so punchable jfc...... morbid obesity couldn't have happened to a nicer person ❤
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I'd like to know this, too. They should be grateful Torrid exists at all; there was barely a market for trendy fat girl clothes when Torrid first opened in 2001. (To be honest, I blame Torrid in part for normalizing obesity in young people.)
These dumb rants are probably more simplistic anti-corporate "not INCLUSIVE enough" bullshit, yet these pigs have no problem subsisting on hyper-corporate fast food swill day in and day out.
From everything I read fatties are mad that torrid is releasing a bunch of plane boring clothes. Tarps in various flower, Disney, and skull prints. They want torrid to be hot and sex and stop dressing them like overgrown toddlers. Or so that’s how the rant goes. But I mean really… when you have to dress a 500 pound misshapen lump of flesh. What else can you make?
That face is so smug it totally brings out my inner mean girl like 'yeah.. I actually don't have to shop at Torrid, so.. have fun with that'.
How can she be 'anti capitalist' while embodying the Karen- suburbanite who has just enough money to be above minimum wage labour, but has so much inner turmoil, rage and alienation, that eating at a restaurant or patronising a business becomes an outlet to act like the mini feudal lord, demanding things of the servants.
If Corissa can't feel like 'a valued customer' who should and must be catered to like a lord, she WILL flip her shit.
Honestly why do we humour her ostensible 'anti capitalist' stance, consumer capitalism and buying shit has given her her entire identity.
Torrid you MUST OBEY! FOR I AM THE CUSTOMER AND ALWAYS RIGHT!
.. smug bitch
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Rate me late but I’m still laughing at Coco’s chimp out at the drive thru. It should sit next to the definition of snowflake in the dictionary. Is she really so butthurt at a strangers gentle admonishment over something SHE did?
Coco, do you realise that just a few generations ago your foremothers in Europe were living through a war? Hunger, physical scarcity and the very real threat of annihilation? And a generation before that, their mothers threw themselves in front of horses and endured imprisonment for the right to vote?? How you can benefit from their sacrifices and still live with yourself as you cannot even bear being gently (and rightfully) called out over something YOU did?
What’s the real truth Coco? Why did your foot slip off the brake - was it because your gunt was in the way? If so, you may wanna have a serious think about how long you should carry on driving because if that happens on the freeway, you’re toast and so is everyone around you. Have you thought that the man maybe had his kids in the car and was frightened that you were gonna plough into them?
Or before you went on that rant, did you take a moment to follow your thoughts to their logical conclusion and imagine a world where people can commit homicide with impunity over the smallest perceived slight? What a world like that might look like for you, hogging all those resources and chimping out and insulting strangers over nothing?
Do you ever THINK, Corissa? Do you? Ever?
Coco, do you realise that just a few generations ago your foremothers in Europe were living through a war? Hunger, physical scarcity and the very real threat of annihilation? And a generation before that, their mothers threw themselves in front of horses and endured imprisonment for the right to vote?? How you can benefit from their sacrifices and still live with yourself as you cannot even bear being gently (and rightfully) called out over something YOU did?
What’s the real truth Coco? Why did your foot slip off the brake - was it because your gunt was in the way? If so, you may wanna have a serious think about how long you should carry on driving because if that happens on the freeway, you’re toast and so is everyone around you. Have you thought that the man maybe had his kids in the car and was frightened that you were gonna plough into them?
Or before you went on that rant, did you take a moment to follow your thoughts to their logical conclusion and imagine a world where people can commit homicide with impunity over the smallest perceived slight? What a world like that might look like for you, hogging all those resources and chimping out and insulting strangers over nothing?
Do you ever THINK, Corissa? Do you? Ever?
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Torrid has never hired Tess, nor done a sponsorship deal with Corissa. That's probably the real reason why these bitches have such a raging hateboner for them.
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Excuse YOU, but Tess said, she has been at their office SEVERAL times, so obviously she has been offered work!
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There complaint tends to be that Torrid is not size-inclusive enough since it only goes to 30.
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to put this into perspective... from their size chart, the max given measurements for size 30 (EU size 56 for my fellow confused eurofags) are: low hip 193 cm (76 in) / waist 162.5 cm (64 in) / bust 177.8 cm (70 in). which means that for a lot of people at least one of these numbers is going to be bigger than their height.
pure fucking lunacy
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Yeah, clothes that size shouldn't exist. How someone can get to that size is Twilight zone-creepy. Send the meteorite....
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Torrid clothes would immediately disintegrate at those sizes. Too many folds rubbing against each other. You just can't have cheap clothes at that size. It's not even about capitalism. It's just physics.
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Doesn't Anna wear Torrid clothes? You’d have to be bigger than Anna to outsize Torrid. Someone who takes up a row in an airplane and five seats on a Disney ride..
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Anna was wearing a size 28 bottoms back in 2018 or so. The torrid clothes she wears now are ususally just pleated skirts that she causes to be unpleated.
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Correction, Tess won a Torrid model contest in 2014 via social media poll. She modeled for them exactly one time, and Torrid said they would honor her body positive reputation by not photoshopping her pictures.
Tess showed up claiming to be a size 22. They ended up having to stuff her into size 28 clothes and she barely fit them. The photos are amazing, because that that point in time Tess was shooping herself into an hourglass waist regularly. Afterwards, Tess claimed they lied about her size and shit talked the clothes.
Torrid never hired her again.
This is why Tess hates Torrid.
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Thank you. I remember when she showed up too fat for the H&M clothes she was supposed to model, so they hurriedly stitched together a huge, boxy, David Byrne in Stop Making Sense-tier jacket for her, but I had totally forgotten about the Torrid incident.
She has had so many failed jobs due to lying about her size and blaming the manufacturer's sizing, and it's lost her so much work, and she never fucking learns. And never fucking learning is one of the hallmarks of a true lolcow (see: Russell Greer).
Congratulations, Tess; you've eaten and blame-placed and shit-talked yourself out of what little career your novelty freakshow self could have had, but you'll always have a thread her on the Farms. You've earned it, gorl.
ETA: Oh, shit, I'm on Corissa's thread, aren't I? Too many deathfats, too little coffee. Anyway, Corissa—who has never been invited to shill for Torrid, even when she was still trying to look passably stylish and healthy. And you cannot tell me she never went gunning for a sponsorship deal with them.
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Looks like her comments tipped off Ash as well:
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"It would seriously change lives."
Hey, you know what would really change lives? Putting down the fucking fork just enough to not outgrow Torrid's generously-sized clothes.
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Size 40???? Even if something is supposed to be stylish, at that size it stops being stylish and is basically just a mass of fabric. Of course if Torrid did start making them that big, the infinifats would all complain if they were charged more for triple-wide tarps.