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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 28 49.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 6 10.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 23 40.4%
  • Total voters
    57
Neko GF said:
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Ralph got mentioned by a washed-up Jim and conspiracy theorist boomer who no one outside of MAGApedes care about. Haydurs owned.
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LOL, Ralph and Gator now both consider themselves blessed by Daddy Jim making fun of them in front of thousands:
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Actually if you think about it Ralph is kind of bulletproof now. I mean sure we will always talk about him but we are losers. Jim will now never mention him cause he is so sick of being asked to do a stream on Ralph that Ralph has carte blanche to do whatever he wants cause even other drama channels will likely consider it passe.

You win King Ralph, you win.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Actually if you think about it Ralph is kind of bulletproof now. I mean sure we will always talk about him but we are losers. Jim will now never mention him cause he is so sick of being asked to do a stream on Ralph that Ralph has carte blanche to do whatever he wants cause even other drama channels will likely consider it passe.

You win King Ralph, you win.
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Good thing the courts don't obey internet mob rules.
 
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Neko GF said:
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Who is the alleged Kiwi who tried to kidnap horse-face? The only one that comes to mind is @theralph.
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Lol. Trusted news source Ethan “secret wallet, big dick, secure server is coming back” Ralph. If true bet the poor retard just got a much better plea deal than Ralph will get offered and took it because he won’t serve a day in jail.

Wasn’t this whole “kidnap” scheme some poor autistic guy Pantsu used to create drama? Worked like a charm. She had to immediately move in with big strong Ralphamale for protection too. Ralph is such a dumb chump.

Ralph certainly won’t get offered a slap on the wrist plea deal.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Lol. Trusted news source Ethan “secret wallet, big dick, secure server is coming back” Ralph. If true bet the poor exceptional individual just got a much better plea deal than Ralph will get offered and took it because he won’t serve a day in jail.

Wasn’t this whole “kidnap” scheme some poor autistic guy Pantsu used to create drama? Worked like a charm. She had to immediately move in with big strong Ralphamale for protection too. Ralph is such a dumb chump.

Ralph certainly won’t get offered a slap on the wrist plea deal.
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So according to the DigiTroonSquad she had been in contact with him and invited him over, hence the door was left open.

With that said, I trust those fucking degenerate weirdos as much as I trust Ralph and May. Fuck knows, I didn't realise until recently it was actually in court - fuck maybe May was partially telling the truth...

In terms of him getting May's address off of KiwiFarms, that is grade A bullshit and just Ralph's usual smear job for his low IQ audience.
verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
ethan ralph is really the type of dude to think that a celebrity liking one of his tweets makes them best friends

also who gives a fuck about mark dice
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Who was it that mentioned that Lyndsey Lohan or some other famous thot had followed Ralph on Twitter during Goobergrape and he was going on and on about having her on the stream or something?

Anyway, yeah that's exactly the type of dude Ralph is.
 
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Neko GF said:
Moon is personally responsible. Only a matter of a time before someone is killed and he's brought up on charges.
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what a retarded fucking take by that logic any whitepages/people lookup sites wouldn’t be allowed to exist. guess what dumbass the byuu “suicide” didn’t do shit but then again this is yoba who had to be tard wrangled by his lawyer and told how to behave in a courtroom

edit also i don’t believe may and the strongest point is because she’s ugly and come on let’s be honest i don’t know how many people out there are desperate enough to face prison time over that
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Who was it that mentioned that Lyndsey Lohan or some other famous thot had followed Ralph on Twitter during Goobergrape and he was going on and on about having her on the stream or something?
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Lohan was sniffing around "dissident right"/IBS adjacent shows a couple years ago and yeah she briefly followed Ralph on Twitter, I assume she was trying to scope out some kind of grift by cozying up to that sphere. Ultimately nothing came of it, obviously, either with Ralph or anybody else.
 
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So according to the DigiTroonSquad she had been in contact with him and invited him over, hence the door was left open.

With that said, I trust those fucking degenerate weirdos as much as I trust Ralph and May. Fuck knows, I didn't realise until recently it was actually in court - fuck maybe May was partially telling the truth...

In terms of him getting May's address off of KiwiFarms, that is grade A bullshit and just Ralph's usual smear job for his low IQ audience.

Who was it that mentioned that Lyndsey Lohan or some other famous thot had followed Ralph on Twitter during Goobergrape and he was going on and on about having her on the stream or something?

Anyway, yeah that's exactly the type of dude Ralph is.
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It smells like BPD May just trying to create high drama and then how much she needs for big, strong Ralphmale to protect her. May saw how easily Ralph fell for Faith’s spiel about “her abusive family” so figured baiting some weirdo to create a kidnap drama would work like a charm - and it did. She sure upstaged Faith too.

Amanda is truly the crazy BPD sloppy troon seconds bitch the Gunt deserves.
 
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