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Hi here's a game I came up with five seconds ago.

Rule 1: Answer the question of the poster above you.
Rule 2: Leave a question for the next poster. Questions can be about anything.
Rule 3: No tagging specific users for answers.

First question to kick this off: What was the first movie you saw in the theater?
 
I think it was the Star Wars rereleases in the 90s.

What is your favourite brand of coffee?
 
I don't drink coffee

What was the first piece of porn you masturbated to?
 
I refuse to leave any answer to that question aside from refusing.

What was the first thing you did that cause cringe?
 
Earliest thing I can remember was three year old me getting his dick stuck in a life jacket zipper.

What was the first book you ever read?
 
As far as I can remember, it was either some book about a train that had a bunch of things like animals, toys, and possibly the alphabet or a book about some sentient teddy bear that roamed around the mall trying to find a button.

What was the worst you ever tasted?
 
Probably this one homemade smoothie I had.

If you were to become an animal, which one would you be?
 
An orca, I love killer whales and their pack hunting tactics, and I get to live in the ocean. Win-win!

If you could choose to do one weird but incredibly fun thing and know you wouldn't be judged, what would it be?
 
As far as I can remember, it was either some book about a train that had a bunch of things like animals, toys, and possibly the alphabet or a book about some sentient teddy bear that roamed around the mall trying to find a button.

What was the worst you ever tasted?
What about a meal I never did?
I was about 16 years old who went camping with my school who decided that each day a different kid in our group cook. This one Korean kid hated going to the camp and he wanted to be kicked out. On the 2nd night he decided spoil the meal by cooking it, force everyone to wait in like to be served and then at the last moment... spit in it. He said it was a joke as one of the supervisors yelled as my P.E teacher warped his metal plate in his hands in a fit of rage.

If you were to become an animal, which one would you be?
Something with wings.

If you could choose to do one weird but incredibly fun thing and know you wouldn't be judged, what would it be?
Huge Harem.

Best Movie?
 
Tough choice...off the top of my head, Serenity.

If you could change the country of your birth, where would you choose to originate from?
 
Want to say Philippines due to it being the one heritage I have known best. I would be careful though since I know the country itself is a third world country. Otherwise, I might consider countries such as Poland, France, Germany, or Ireland due to heritage as well. Still, might go for Canada since it's close, English is a major language there, and if I'm not mistaken, they have better healthcare.

If possible, what sort of vehicle would you wish to have?
 
I would get a hoverboard so I could show it to the scientific community and be hailed as a genius inventor.

If you had to chop off one part of your body, which one would you choose?
 
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Are you still in touch with anyone from your preschool years?
Yes; I met one of my best friends when we were both less than a year old. Most of my close friends are childhood friends.

Is there anyone you have an everlasting hatred for? A grudge you'll take with you to the grave?
 
Yes, by leaving them when they needed someone the most.

What is your favorite color specifically to wear?
 
I like to wear black, because it's harder to fuck up your outfit and have people notice when you wear something as low-key as black.

If you could choose one civilization/barbarian tribe/rebel group that Rome destroyed and change it so they conquered Rome instead, which one would you pick and why?
 
If you could choose one civilization/barbarian tribe/rebel group that Rome destroyed and change it so they conquered Rome instead, which one would you pick and why?
Carthage tbh.

Have you ever thought of emigrating to another country? As in, settling there for good and not coming back?
 
Yep, I would go to Africa. I do most of my work over the internet. I could live very comfortably over there on my salary.

Why aren't you the person you know you should be?
 
Because I'm a sort of lazy person. I should be getting a job but hobbies have sidetracked me, not to mention having a crap resume (no work experience aside one college voting poll job).

If you wanted one country to be #1 in the world, what would it be?
 
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