Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Bold to assume she didn’t cheat on Ralph
Legal savant Melinda Scott, believes that the jizz of other men, can change the DNA of a pregnant woman's fetus. So that would certainly give Pantsu all the motivation anyone would need, to start hopping on to any other cock she can find.
 
...she realizes that literally half of whatever mutant pig-child, pilonidal cyst on the asshole of humanity this kid grows up to be has just as much ralph DNA as hers does...right?
She’s still seething that she’s the second concubine and that she failed in her Ralphamale broodmare duties by producing a Ralphina fetus. Thank god the shame of the Ralph family name will die on the vine thanks to her failed reroll and Ralph being a deadbeat. Meanwhile Vickers chalks up a fourth male heir.
 
Unfortunately for May, fixing her hideousness will require much more extensive work than a mere diet. She’s simultaneously equine and masculine, with the concave chest and flat, nonexistent ass of a prepubescent boy. Her teeth alone will cost at least $25,000 to make presentable. She’s knocked up by a 5’1ā€ midget with an apron of blubber than hangs to his knees and makes an orange peel look smooth. She fucks Ethan Ralph. This bitch doesn’t deserve a barn, she deserves to be taken behind the barn and put out of her misery with the kind of weapon her fat felon fiancĆ© is not allowed to possess.
Getting gunted would turn a 9 into a 4 instantly.
 
Getting gunted would turn a 9 into a 4 instantly.
Since May is at best a 3 — AT BEST — even Ethan Ralph can do that math. It would be like finding out a girl fucked a black guy except she doesn’t even have the ā€œBut he had a big dickā€ excuse.
 
Since May is at best a 3 — AT BEST — even Ethan Ralph can do that math. It would be like finding out a girl fucked a black guy except she doesn’t even have the ā€œBut he had a big dickā€ excuse.
She could be an 11/10 but PIGGED BY ETHAN RALPH would still be an instant deal breaker, to say nothing of her horrible personality.
 
E-girl final boss btw. While she was taking her cuckess pictures Ethan Chad was making moves on the real e-girl final boss, Null's secret girlfriend Elaine Miller

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How can May even compete
 
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SpicySalts, aka Ronald Mejia, who allegedly tried to kidnap May after breaking into her residence (while she was still living with and engaged to Digibro, who also had Riley and BirdStoic crashing there as well), has apparently pledged guilty today before his trial next Monday (8 November):
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Gunt chooses to use the opportunity of this development to seethe against Null:
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A Gunt follower, Moltar, draws Riley into this, claiming Null merely took his notion of what happened from him:
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Riley continues his assertion that May had invited this mentally ill fan to her home:
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May also blames the Farms for encouraging this fan "to commit a crime against me":
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SpicySalts, aka Ronald Mejia, who allegedly tried to kidnap May after breaking into her residence (while she was still living with and engaged to Digibro, who also had Riley and BirdStoic crashing there as well), has pledged guilty before his trial next Monday (8 November). Gunt chooses to use the opportunity of this development to seethe against Null:
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A Gunt follower, Moltar, draws Riley into this, claiming Null merely took his notion of what happened from him:
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Riley continues his assertion that May had invited this mentally ill fan to her home:
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May also blames the Farms for encouraging this fan "to commit a crime against me":
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LOL, so the kidnap drama was originally to make Digibro save the fair mare? Digi didn’t fall for it, but Ralph did.

Ralph better watch out leaving May bored and alone while he’s the playgunt of western world. She’ll start chatting up Killstream incels and the crack shack door open for them to teach Ralph a lesson about ignoring her.
 
which paypiggy would do the deed? i bet some of them are mentally unwell enough to actually do it
I’d guess any mutual on Twitter between her and Ralph. But the best pawns to leave the door ajar for would be any of the weirdos who left thirsty comments on her shoe licking photos last week.

Strange that a woman who was so traumatized by an attempted abduction would spend her time posting slutty photos of herself on Twitter while living in a doxed house and her baby daddy has made sure everyone knows he’s in Las Vegas.
 
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