Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Rin]

Only kinda. I stole the name. It's not after her it just has the same name because I like the name.

If you want people to think you're not a pedo, you probably shouldn't mention that your dick is named after a little girl. Just saying.

What if the child actually hates sex but pretends that they enjoyed it and it didn't hurt in order to please someone in a position of authority over them?

 

[James Terry Mitchell Jr]

So..does this mean it prevents you from repopulating?

If the government created a test as I supposed and I took it and failed then yes. Of course I already don't want to reproduce and risk fathering an autistic child. But if a future wife begs for it I will risk it for her. I really don't think I would be a good father. I mean if how I am as an uncle is any indication I would make a great one. (I know you people are going to ask and no I never touched my niece. I don't get to see her much because she lives 64 miles away.) I don't worry that I would molest my child because I know myself well enough to know I wouldn't. However I am afraid I would be a bad dad for some reason or another and probably accidentally screw her up somehow. (Same goes for a son I'm just hoping for a daughter cause I think I would screw up a boy even more. Because he would probably genetically inherit more of the autism.)

You know James, if you'd stay away and keep your tumblr deleted, this would all die out, but you're entirely too stupid for that.



Despite how fucking idiotic what you just said is, do you really think the government has the time to pander to a paedophiles whims and test everybody that's alive to see if they're suitable for sex? It's not just "impractical and impossible", it's disgusting. Kid's shouldn't even be thinking about sex, let alone being tested to see if they can have it.
Why are you so set on taking innocence away from children who can do nothing to defend themselves?
It would solve no problems, except legalising sick fucks and costing the government an obscene amount of money.

You'd fail the test anyway because you've got the IQ of a melting slug and unironically use the word "boobies" as an adult man.

My IQ is 124. And what's the big fucking deal with calling huge boobs "boobies"? Small (or any size that are fake no matter how huge) are "tits", medium are breasts, big are boobs, and huge are boobies. why does that piss so many kiwis off?

 

[Loxiozzz]

No. It's because my penis is a woman. As are my balls my stomach and my right index finger. I would have named her Moira but I'm saving that for if I ever get married and we have a daughter. It is one of Wendy's middle names in Peter Pan and I fell in love with the name as soon as I heard it. I named my penis after Molly O'Brien on Star Trek. (I know I know "NERD ALERT" but I just really love the name.)

What the hell.
At this point, im sure youre just a lonely trolll. I have no clue as to why you would come back here of all places to try and defend yourself, but if youre dumb enough to have sex with a kid then I can't expect much. Don't matter if you changed. We arent thinking about you. We were thinking about the little girl you ruined. Stop with the pity party, please. No one on here gives a shit and no one will ever respect you or your dick's pronouns. Now go away. Its way to early for this shit, really.

...Good morning everyone!!

 

[moorhen]

My IQ is 124. And what's the big fucking deal with calling huge boobs "boobies"? Small (or any size that are fake no matter how huge) are "tits", medium are breasts, big are boobs, and huge are boobies. why does that piss so many kiwis off?

If you have to keep continually telling people how smart you are, you're probably not as smart as you think you are.
The big deal is it makes you sound like a four year old. You're an adult. There's not different names for the different sizes, tits are tits, bro.
If you want people to stop thinking your a paedophile (which, by the way, not gonna happen) then you might want to start with not using childlike terminology to refer to the female anatomy.

 

[BaconTea]

No. James. Your dick is small, ugly, not that healthy looking and no sane person would want any of that near them.
And you're also a disgusting rapist, but we know that. I think somewhere deep down you also know you are a pile of shit. At least I hope so.

 

[James Terry Mitchell Jr]

You know James, if you'd stay away and keep your tumblr deleted, this would all die out, but you're entirely too stupid for that.



Despite how fucking idiotic what you just said is, do you really think the government has the time to pander to a paedophiles whims and test everybody that's alive to see if they're suitable for sex? It's not just "impractical and impossible", it's disgusting. Kid's shouldn't even be thinking about sex, let alone being tested to see if they can have it.
Why are you so set on taking innocence away from children who can do nothing to defend themselves?
It would solve no problems, except legalising sick fucks and costing the government an obscene amount of money.

You'd fail the test anyway because you've got the IQ of a melting slug and unironically use the word "boobies" as an adult man.

The test would not be mandatory for children it would be for adults over 16. But any child that of their own volition may go to the dmv or testing place etc and request the form take the tests and if they pass get an ID that would be like a state ID that had "approved" somewhere on it. And if a child just wants a state ID it will say "pending" on the bottom of the child doesn't ask to be tested or, "denied" if they take the test and fail. And you have to wait a year to take it again. I know it can't happen it is merely a fantasy. Possibly a book idea, which if someone wants to use it go ahead.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

If the government created a test as I supposed and I took it and failed then yes. Of course I already don't want to reproduce and risk fathering an autistic child. But if a future wife begs for it I will risk it for her. I really don't think I would be a good father. I mean if how I am as an uncle is any indication I would make a great one. (I know you people are going to ask and no I never touched my niece. I don't get to see her much because she lives 64 miles away.) I don't worry that I would molest my child because I know myself well enough to know I wouldn't. However I am afraid I would be a bad dad for some reason or another and probably accidentally screw her up somehow. (Same goes for a son I'm just hoping for a daughter cause I think I would screw up a boy even more. Because he would probably genetically inherit more of the autism.)

There was so much autism that I can't tell which part is worse.

You can't possibly say you won't fuck a child. You showed tendencies of fucking teenagers on tumblr prior. If you claimed you were intelligent by 7, and intelligent person realizes that you can't fuck a child. With consent.

 

[BaconTea]

The test would not be mandatory for children it would be for adults over 16. But any child that of their own volition may go to the dmv or testing place etc and request the form take the tests and if they pass get an ID that would be like a state ID that had "approved" somewhere on it. And if a child just wants a state ID it will say "pending" on the bottom of the child doesn't ask to be tested or, "denied" if they take the test and fail. And you have to wait a year to take it again. I know it can't happen it is merely a fantasy. Possibly a book idea, which if someone wants to use it go ahead.

Oh wow I don't know what you're on but I don't think it's legal.

 

[moorhen]

he test would not be mandatory for children it would be for adults over 16. But any child that of their own volition may go to the dmv or testing place etc and request the form take the tests and if they pass get an ID that would be like a state ID that had "approved" somewhere on it. And if a child just wants a state ID it will say "pending" on the bottom of the child doesn't ask to be tested or, "denied" if they take the test and fail. And you have to wait a year to take it again. I know it can't happen it is merely a fantasy. Possibly a book idea, which if someone wants to use it go ahead.

What normal human being is going to write a book about a paedophiles fantasies about mandatory testing before you have sex, just so you can bang kids?
Do you read what you right seriously? Children are incredibly gullible, and even if they were intelligent enough to pass whatever the fuck this test is supposed to be, they could still be coerced into it. Do you think a parent is going to allow their child to take a test so they can fuck paedophiles?
Anybody who cares even an minascule amount about the welfare of children would think this is the stupidest idea that's ever been thought.
Kids are stupid, they'll do anything if someone they like tells them to do it.

Pull your head out of your anus for a second and think about the implications. Not just for children, but for adults. People would be sent to jail for not having the time to go and take a fucking test so they can bang other adults. The monetary drain on the economy would be huge.
It's a stupid idea. Every single little part of it is a stupid idea thought up by a paedophile to try and make his philia look less stupid. Which is doesn't. It just makes you look even more autistic than you did before.

 

[James Terry Mitchell Jr]

If you have to keep continually telling people how smart you are, you're probably not as smart as you think you are.
The big deal is it makes you sound like a four year old. You're an adult. There's not different names for the different sizes, tits are tits, bro.
If you want people to stop thinking your a paedophile (which, by the way, not gonna happen) then you might want to start with not using childlike terminology to refer to the female anatomy.

I am smart, but you idiots hate me so much no amount of proof is going to be nearly enough.

So honestly to you no matter the size every tit is a tit? No place for the words breast, boob, or booby/boobies in your vocabulary? You calling every breast a tit is as offensive to me as my calling them boobies is to you. Also when I went to the strip club in town every woman in there from skeeter bites to watermelons called her breasts boobies. So were all of those women being infantile too? And before you check to see if there's a strip club here so you can call me a liar yet again which I never am. It was shut down. It was called Jokers Wild. I loved it there until they only had skinny flat bitches there I stopped going. I would check from time to time but they never got any big girls in anymore so I just stopped going altogether.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

I am smart, but you idiots hate me so much no amount of proof is going to be nearly enough.

So honestly to you no matter the size every tit is a tit? No place for the words breast, boob, or booby/boobies in your vocabulary? You calling every breast a tit is as offensive to me as my calling them boobies is to you. Also when I went to the strip club in town every woman in there from skeeter bites to watermelons called her breasts boobies. So were all of those women being infantile too? And before you check to see if there's a strip club here so you can call me a liar yet again which I never am. It was shut down. It was called Jokers Wild. I loved it there until they only had skinny flat bitches there I stopped going. I would check from time to time but they never got any big girls in anymore so I just stopped going altogether.

You got your vocabulary from a strip club. Think about that.

 

[James Terry Mitchell Jr]

No. James. Your dick is small, ugly, not that healthy looking and no sane person would want any of that near them.
And you're also a disgusting rapist, but we know that. I think somewhere deep down you also know you are a pile of shit. At least I hope so.

No. You only think I'm small cause you hate me. I'm not a rapist idgaf how many times you say it it won't be true. And one mistake no matter how many times I did it which by the way only the first 3 of the fifteen times were my idea. and actually the last 3 times I didn't even enjoy it. But not even one of those times makes me a piece of shit. So stop saying it. You are wrong I am right and nothing you can say will change that.

 

[moorhen]

I am smart

No place for the words breast, boob, or booby/boobies in your vocabulary?

Obviously not, because breast is an anatomical term and boob is the commonplace for where I live. Boobies makes you sound like a fucking retard.

Also when I went to the strip club in town every woman in there from skeeter bites to watermelons called her breasts boobies. So were all of those women being infantile too? And before you check to see if there's a strip club here so you can call me a liar yet again which I never am. It was shut down. It was called Jokers Wild. I loved it there until they only had skinny flat bitches there I stopped going. I would check from time to time but they never got any big girls in anymore so I just stopped going altogether.

....wat.
I highly doubt they would let you through the door of a strip club. And I don't need to call you a liar. You've proved yourself that you're a liar, multiple times. And say if this story was true, there's a difference between a woman jokingly referring to a part of her anatomy as a silly name than you consistently calling tits "boobies."

Also, skinny flat bitches isn't very respectful, James, those women just want to work for living. Unlike you and your tugboat.

 

[kidsquid]

@Stoppickingonme

I hope ya'll understand that the more you talk, the more you're digging your fat ass grave.

Also who the fuck calls tits "skeeter bites" or "watermelons". Fuckin' christ. And do you not think that the average, non autistic, dick longer than a fucking chode man likes a thinner girl? Not everyone likes gazongas the fucking size of Pluto - but you don't understand that because you're a fucking idiot.

"You only think I'm small cause you hate me" boo fucking hoo. Your dick is a chode. Most of the people here have a) seen dicks or b) have them. Yours. Is. A. Chode.

 

[James Terry Mitchell Jr]

@Stoppickingonme

I hope ya'll understand that the more you talk, the more you're digging your fat ass grave.

Also who the fuck calls tits "skeeter bites" or "watermelons". Fuckin' christ. And do you not think that the average, non autistic, dick longer than a fucking chode man likes a thinner girl? Not everyone likes gazongas the fucking size of Pluto - but you don't understand that because you're a fucking idiot.

"You only think I'm small cause you hate me" boo fucking hoo. Your dick is a chode. Most of the people here have a) seen dicks or b) have them. Yours. Is. A. Chode.

I was using slang you stupid fuck. I called them skeeter bites and watermelons because it was descriptive! And I can't possibly be the only guy that likes chubby women with big boobies. And so what if it's a chode? It's a big chode damnit. And the one woman that couldn't cum from it couldn't feel her vagina but I ate her and made her cum hard and she also loved anal. So even if I /were/ tiny which I'm not, that only means I have so much skill I can make a bitch cum with a tiny dick. So fuck you.

 

[BaconTea]

No. You only think I'm small cause you hate me.

No, you're small and ugly.

I'm not a rapist idgaf how many times you say it it won't be true. And one mistake no matter how many times I did it which by the way only the first 3 of the fifteen times were my idea.

I can't hear you over how much of a manipulative fucking monster you are.

and actually the last 3 times I didn't even enjoy it.

Boo-hoo I wish people like you would never ever enjoy any form of sex in life.

But not even one of those times makes me a piece of shit.

It does. You broke a plate? No biggie, that doesn't make you a bad person. You fuck a child? It does make you a bad person. You harmed her. You hurt her EVEN IF YOU KEEP SAYING OTHERWISE. So yeah that makes you a horrible, pathetic and disgusting little man.

So stop saying it. You are wrong I am right and nothing you can say will change that.

No, I won't stop saying it because I want you to feel bad about what you've done. You are fucking delusional and i wish I could do something to finally open your fucking dumb head and make you understand everything you've done.

 

[kidsquid]

I was using slang you stupid fuck. I called them skeeter bites and watermelons because it was descriptive! And I can't possibly be the only guy that likes chubby women with big boobies. And so what if it's a chode? It's a big chode damnit. And the one woman that couldn't cum from it couldn't feel her vagina but I ate her and made her cum hard and she also loved anal. So even if I /were/ tiny which I'm not, that only means I have so much skill I can make a bitch cum with a tiny dick. So fuck you.

Ya know what's descriptive? Small boobs, and big boobs. Skeeter bites and watermelons are fucking disrespectful.

And sweet fucking JESUS, I didn't want to know about your fuckin' chode. I'm just... I need a moment here.

First of all, calling women bitches is disgusting, but hey, we knew you were disgusting - after all, you fucked a nine year old so that's kind of a given. I've seen your dick and no I can't erase that from my mind. I have seen dicks in my time. You are tiny - your dick is being eaten by your fucking body fat. What the fuck is with your obsession with anal? Just because all the porn you watch ('cause we all know that's all the action you get) has women getting fucked in the asshole doesn't mean that every single woman wants it in the ass - and I don't want or need to know that whatever daft cow you fucked liked anal.

But hey, you keep digging your fat ass grave. I'll sit by and watch as you burn

This is probably all over the place but whatever. Fuck you James.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Eh, I'll give James props that he actually responded to us. Remember when Spring entered her thread and pussied out for a week after each time?
He's still a fucktard, and he's too dumb to know what's good for him. But getting to see his twisted mindset is psychologically interesting.

 

[女鬼]

I am smart, but you idiots hate me so much no amount of proof is going to be nearly enough.

This won't end well for you.

 

[James Terry Mitchell Jr]

What if the child actually hates doing it but pretends that they enjoyed it and it didn't hurt in order to please someone in a position of authority over them?

Well, change the word child to woman (or man let's not be sexist) what should she do? In the case of the bad lay of an adult (be they male or female) then I would say she should say something about it to a parent or another trusted adult. If a child has noone they can trust then they have much bigger problems than having sex that they are bored by or disgusted by or whatever reason they don't enjoy it even though it doesn't hurt. And if she tells the adult fucking her that she doesn't enjoy it and the adult does it anyway that is rape and the adult deserves rape. The girl I fucked always enjoyed it and if there was ever anything she didn't want to do I never pressured her. I asked her to fist me once she said no and I never brought it up again. So I did respect her consent and asked every time. If she was ever not in the mood I would drop it.